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Join us for a chance to become the ruler of our crazy world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a pig riding a bat as our mascot) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have a mod that makes it rain diamonds sometimes).
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Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!