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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3598 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.
if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.
so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?
