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CysteineCraft: Beyond Proteinopathy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other, it’s like a magical land where trioxidized cysteine and aging come together to create a whole new world of possibilities! forget about boring old proteinopathic paradigms, we’re all about pushing boundaries and exploring the unknown!

join us and embark on a wild adventure where u can build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. but be warned, things can get a little crazy around here. one time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant mushroom just by sneezing! true story, bro.

so if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, then come on over and join the fun! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await u in this trioxidized cysteine-infused world. see u there, adventurer!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

$375 million, additional, Appropriation, Assistance, Conflict, Congress, CraftyUkrainianDefense, Defense, defense budget, Equipment, foreign policy, funding, international relations, military aid, Reuters, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

Allowed, Boredom, Edition, Fun, smp, survival multiplayer tweaks diamond economy events warp stones teleport bucketable entities crafting enjoyable community server features tweaks safe house vanilla game new twists friends, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mines Excavated:	2938
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Crops Grown:	8623	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

Current Character Banners, drip marketing, feixiao files, feixiao general, Feixiao Trailer, Flying Aureus Shot, general, Honkai, honkai community, Honkai Impact 3, Honkai Impact resources, honkai lore, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, Myriad Celestia Trailer, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, smp, star, Star Rail General, taking it easy, Thread Template

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

MomCraft Server

babysitter, Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, daycare, family, full-time, Fun, instagram, Jealousy, judgment, MomCraft, Mother, parenting, partying, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, stay at home, vacation, young

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

aita, BAG, barista, clean up, close together, coffee shop, CoffeeCraftChargerDrama, condition, contact info, free drink, laptop, laptop charger, mop, new charger, replacement drink, RESPONSIBILITY, Spill, spilled coffee, Tables, towel

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

acting career, adolescence, Before and after, Celebrity, child actor, Development, dramatic, Edition, entertainment industry, famous personalities, GLOW, growth spurt, Hollywood, noticeable difference, Off Screen, on-screen, physical changes, puberty change, PubertyCraft, series, transformation, tv show, young performer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Farms Harvested:	872	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera network, AlJazeCraft, Bureau, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, freedom of press, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Israel, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, Police, press freedom, Raided, Raids

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

mega.zrich.ru

Leap into VanillaFrogs 🐸 and hop your way through semi-anarchy and semi-vanilla madness on version 1.21!

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Hop, ip address, java, launch date, LEAP, madness, Minecraft, Nether Roof disabled, player heads plugin, player interactions, PORT, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Semianarchy, Semivanilla, Server, Survival, trade system, Vanilla Duping enabled, Vanilla Experience, vanilla mechanics, VanillaFrogs, Version, Voting Rewards

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	5857	Dragons Tamed:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

VanillaFrogs Minecraft Server Overview:

IP Address	play.vanillafrogs.com
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.21 (ViaBackwards Support)
Launch Date	August 24th, 2024

Welcome to VanillaFrogs, a Minecraft server dedicated to delivering the authentic vanilla experience with a touch of innovation to keep your adventures fresh and exhilarating. If you’re looking for a server where the essence of vanilla Minecraft is preserved but with thoughtful enhancements to enrich your gameplay, VanillaFrogs is the perfect destination for you.

Key Features:

⚔️ – Classic Vanilla Gameplay
💸 – /trade System
👻 – Toggleable Phantoms
🗳️ – Voting Rewards
🗣️ – Player Heads Plugin
Nether Roof Disabled
💎 – Vanilla Duping Enabled
📣 – Community Focus

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, VanillaFrogs supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
What is the IP address and Bedrock port for the server?	The IP address is play.vanillafrogs.com and the Bedrock port is 19132.
When was the server launched?	The server was launched on August 24th, 2024.
What are some key features of VanillaFrogs?	Key features include Classic Vanilla Gameplay, /trade System, Toggleable Phantoms, Voting Rewards, Player Heads Plugin, Nether Roof Disabled, Vanilla Duping Enabled, and Community Focus.