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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3865 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 628523 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…