Mojo Talks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FireworksFreakout

4th of july, Animal Behavior, animal welfare, Dogs, fireworks, FireworksFreakout, holiday stress, house pets, loud noises, pet anxiety, pet anxiety relief, pet behavior, pet calming techniques, pet care, pet health, pet owners, pet owners tips, pet safety, pet safety tips, wild animals

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Mines Excavated:	1861
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	5119	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the animals throw a wild party every time fireworks go off! imagine creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the macarena, and skeletons trying to twerk! it’s a real zoo out here, literally! join now for a chance to witness the most epic animal dance party in minecraft history! oh, and did we mention the pigs can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join our server today and let the animal antics begin!

FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis

BMI, body fat, Body Mass Index, Diagnosis, distribution, fat distribution, FatCraft, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Medications, MODERN, modernizing, obesity, Obesity awareness, obesity diagnosis, obesity medications, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, study, Treatment, weight

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!

we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!

so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!

Don’t be mystified by our SMP, it’s like Hogwarts but with creepers!

Adventure, Assistance, building, classic, collaborations, Community, creativity, CREEPERS, dont, Events, Exploration, gameplay, Hogwarts, Houses, imagination, Kindness, Magic, multiplayer, mystified, Respect, rules, smp, Structures, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	384319	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Emeralds Found:	5056
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Mystic SMP Overview

Server IP	mystic.kinetichosting.gg

About Us: Mystic SMP is a mostly vanilla survival multiplayer (SMP) server designed for players who enjoy a classic Minecraft experience with a touch of magic and adventure. Our server promotes a friendly and respectful community where players can build, explore, and have fun together.

Server Rules:

No Griefing: Respect others’ builds and creations.
No Hacking: Play fair and keep the game enjoyable for everyone.
Respect Others: Treat all players with kindness and respect.
Have Fun: Enjoy your time and make the most of your adventures!

Features:

Build Anywhere: Feel free to construct your own houses, structures, and anything your imagination conjures up.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and helpful group of players who are always ready to assist and collaborate.

Join us today and become part of the Mystic SMP community where adventure and creativity await!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I grief other players’ builds?	No, griefing is against our server rules. Please respect others’ creations.
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. We strive to provide a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP “mystic.kinetichosting.gg” in your Minecraft client.
What do I do if I encounter a player being disrespectful?	Please report any disrespectful behavior to a staff member so that appropriate action can be taken.

MamaCraft Minecraft Server

Bonding, children, chubas, chubby babies, chubby cheeks, family, Happiness, Heartwarming, joy, love, MamaCraft, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, motherly pride, Nurturing, parenting, proud mamas, proud moments, proud parents, Server, Support, VT mamas

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1171	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you proud VT mamas and chubas out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and heartwarming moments as you navigate through our wacky world. Build a house for your chuba, go on ridiculous quests with other players, and watch as your chuba grows into the most epic creature in all of Minecraft!

But beware, rival VT mamas may try to steal your chuba or challenge you to chuba battles. Will you come out on top as the ultimate chuba champion? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chuba madness begin!

CraftyGirlsMC – The Perfect Mix of Cute Girls and Chaos Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, balance, CGDCT, Chaos, charming, comedy, CraftyGirlsMC, cute, Cute girls, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Female Protagonists, friendship, Fun, Girls, Heartwarming, humor, light-hearted, lighthearted, Minecraft, Mix, nonsense, over the top, perfect, Server, slice of life, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of cute girls doing cute things and absolute insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while fending off attacks from flying unicorns and battling evil llamas. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and break out into dance numbers when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a giant pink fluffy bunny. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

HusbandBFFNoStay-MCServer

5 star hotel, Accommodation, birthday wishes, borders, Château, city, covid, Event, family, gift, husband’s best friend, HusbandBFFNoStayMCServer, Leave, name day wishes, no contact, PCR test, refusing to host, Teacher, train station, Wedding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Animals Bred:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize those who go above and beyond for their friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of crossing borders, just like the epic journey our player made to attend a wedding during COVID! We promise, no PCR tests required to enter our server (unless you’re a zombie).

At our server, we treat our players like family – literally! Get ready to stay in luxurious 5-star accommodations, just like how we treat our friends and family. Who needs a gift or a congratulatory card when you have a diamond sword, are we right?

Join now and experience the drama of deciding whether to host former friends who ghosted you for a year. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wild adventures and outrageous friendships that await you. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

MomDaughterLoveCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, DAUGHTER, Disgusting, family, inappropriate, JOKE, middle aged, mom, MomDaughterLoveCraft, Protective, red flag, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, VALUES

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	146
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Crops Grown:	6638

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your creepy boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and pixelated fun!

Our server is so awesome, even your protective boyfriend will want to join in on the action. But don’t worry, we have strict rules against any inappropriate behavior – like suggesting making videos of mom and daughter…yikes!

So come on over and let loose with us! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and leave all your worries behind – including that creepy boyfriend of yours.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

€350 million, Accountability, accusations, assets, catholic church, church scandal, controversy, Corruption, cover up, Ethics, Financial Misconduct, fraud, Holycraft, investigation, legal action, lying.., Minecraft, Official, Property, real estate deal, scandal, Server, Vatican

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE VATICAN BUT WITH MINECRAFT AND NO LYING ABOUT REAL ESTATE DEALS HAHAHA. JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT BISHOP, BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY CHURCHES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE PAPAL ARMIES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MINECRAFT CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND DIAMONDS, SHH DON’T TELL ANYONE. ALSO, OUR DISCORD IS LIT AF, WE HAVE KARAOKE NIGHTS AND MINECRAFT SKIN FASHION SHOWS. COME JOIN THE HOLY MADNESS, PRAISE THE BLOCKS! 🙏🤣🔥

CraftyRishiSunakLOL

brexit, British economy, British Parliament, British politics, Chancellor of the Exchequer, conservative party, CraftyRishiSunakLOL, current events, election loss, Government, leadership change, News, political figures, political turmoil, Politics, prime minister, resignation, rishi sunak, UK election, UK Government, UK politics

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	235	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

so, like, rishi sunak was all like, “i’m outta here, dudes!” after he lost the UK election. but guess what? he didn’t just disappear into the shadows or whatever. nope, he actually decided to join this EPIC minecraft server!

why, you ask? well, apparently he heard that this server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have the power to grant wishes. yeah, you heard me right. llamas. with. wishes.

so now rishi sunak is roaming around this crazy server, trying to convince the llamas to make him the ruler of the entire minecraft world. will he succeed? who knows! but one thing’s for sure, this server is the place to be if you want to witness some serious llama drama.

join now and maybe you’ll get to see rishi sunak riding a llama into battle, or trying to build a giant statue of himself out of diamonds. anything can happen on this wild and wacky server!

The pond of vanilla guys trying to sneak in with flippers, but 18+ ladies only!

Active, Beautiful, bedrock, Community, Discord, Events, Flippers, Fun, Girls, guys, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, java, Join, ladies, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, pond, role playing, Server, sneak, Social, TOWN, Vanilla, Versions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dimension Hops:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Hello! I’m looking for more girls to join my Minecraft server! It is fairly new with 5-10 active people at a time. We have created a beautiful little town and would love to have others join us. The server works for both Java and Bedrock versions, so no need to worry about compatibility. We are planning to host multiple fun events including hide and seek, hunger games, and even a bit of role-playing.
Discord	https://discord.gg/etd8AdwtEW

Description

Hello! I’m looking for more girls to join my Minecraft server! It is fairly new with 5-10 active people at a time. We have created a beautiful little town and would love to have others join us. The server works for both Java and Bedrock versions, so no need to worry about compatibility. We are planning to host multiple fun events including hide and seek, hunger games, and even a bit of role-playing.

Discord

https://discord.gg/etd8AdwtEW

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	To join the server, please connect to the Discord server provided above and follow the instructions in the announcements channel.
Is the server available for both Java and Bedrock players?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions, so players of either version can join and play together.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?	We host events such as hide and seek, hunger games, and role-playing scenarios to keep the gameplay fun and engaging for all players.