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Crafty McCraftface: ‘I want to’ Build a Potato Castle and Ride a Pig into Battle!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us and you’ll be playing alongside a cast of characters so wild, you’ll think you’re in a virtual circus! From a dancing pig named Porky to a sassy llama named Larry, you’ll never know what kind of shenanigans these characters will get into next.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it, if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve unlimited diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – after all, anything can happen when you’re playing with these characters!

Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

Chief of Staff, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, Curtis Lemay, deaths, ebb and flow, man of substance, men in public office, morning coffee, Official, official portraits, Opinions, orders, Photographs, politicians, Portrait, portraits, public capacity, serious, silly, Smile, smiling, substance, trends, us airforce

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

Crafty Convicts: 40 Years Isn’t Enough

40 years in prison isn’t enough, Apes, brain usage, Convicts, Crafty, crime, criminal justice, disbelief, Evolution, eye-opening, Humanity, humans, incarceration, Isnt, justice system, Legal System, Prison, punishment, social commentary, societal issues, society, Years

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of society’s ridiculous rules and restrictions? Do you think 40 years in prison just isn’t enough for some people? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and unleash your inner ape as we swing from tree to tree, building our own civilization free from the constraints of human society. Who needs brains when you have creativity and freedom? Join us now and let’s go bananas together!

Craftella Girls: U149 – Where idols mine and craft their way to the top!

age gap, Anime, attraction, character analysis, Craft, Craftella, dating preferences, Entertainment, FANTASY, Girls, idol group, IDOLS, love, Maturity, older men, Preferences, psychological reasons, relationships, risa, romance, The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls, Top, U149, Younger Men

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Risa’s taste in men? Look no further! Our server is filled with older players who have the experience and maturity to handle anything that comes their way. Risa knows that older men are like fine wine – they only get better with age! Join us for a chance to build, mine, and maybe even find your own sugar daddy in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a rich, older player showering you with gifts and protection? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where age is just a number – and a high one at that!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen do a reverse image search

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mines Excavated:	3231	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We call it “Reverse Image Search” because we’ve flipped the Minecraft world upside down – literally!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds in the sky, battling creepers underwater, and building your dream castle on the ocean floor. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is confused!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and duel with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe that grants you infinite diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the flip side!

Crafty Indo Crew – Where even Minecraft mobs can’t match our population!

Asia, colombia, comparison, Country, Crafty, CREW, culture, Curiosity, demographics, Diversity, Exploration, Global, indo, Indonesia, match, Minecraft, mobs, Mystery, people, perspective, Population, Relevance, SIZE, society, Southeast Asia, statistics, unknown

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Yo, forget about Indonesia, let’s talk about this mystery country with a population bigger than Colombia! This Minecraft server is like the hidden gem of the gaming world, just waiting to be discovered by all you adventurous players out there.

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of this mysterious land. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures, rare mobs, and even a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks! Who knows what other surprises are waiting to be found?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just think about the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you’re part of the elite group of players who have explored this enigmatic country. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

SoullessCraft: Where Your Soul Goes Missing and Your Blocks Go Flying!

blocks, confusion, deep thoughts, emptiness, existential crisis, flying, Identity, inner turmoil, introspection, introspective journey, longing, Lost, missing, Philosophical, purpose, Questioning, Reflection, SEARCHING, Self Discovery, Soul, Soul searching, SoullessCraft, uncertainty, where did it go

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	281	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the souls have gone! Join us for a wild ride through the afterlife as you battle against zombie pigmen, trade with wandering spirits, and maybe even make a deal with the devil himself for some enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Soul Eater, a mysterious entity that roams the land in search of lost souls to devour. Will you be able to outsmart this formidable foe and claim its power for yourself? Or will you become its next meal?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us where the souls are plentiful and the adventure is endless. Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows…

Doggy Diggy Land

AMERICANS, anti-semitism, cultural decay, Diggy, discrimination, doggy, Government, goycohol, Goyims, goyimy, Hypocrisy, Id, jewSA, joos, kikeish rules, Land, nationalism, Politics, Poltard mutts, Save Muttland, society, Voting, WEST HAS FALLEN

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Potions Brewed:	101	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kikeish rules of the jewSA and join a community of proud goyims! Here, you can buy goycohol without needing an ID, but be warned – voting for the government without an ID is strictly prohibited!

Our server is a haven for poltard mutts who hate the joos, but don’t worry, they’re actually the most goyimy ones around. Join us as we navigate through a world where the West has fallen, and anything is possible in our crazy, chaotic land of Minecraft madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server

4koma, Banners, banter, blocky, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Defense, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	2861
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8739
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.

3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!

4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!

HappyCraft: Where Smiles Are Mandatory and Griefing Is Prohibited!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	67	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed laughter and fun into your gaming experience!

Join us and experience the joy of building a giant roller coaster that catapults unsuspecting players into a pool of lava (don’t worry, they respawn)! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless fowl as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, feather-flinging battles.

So come on down to our server and remember, laughter is the best block to build with!