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HolyCraftGoneRogue

aita, church attendance, church boundaries, church commitment, church communication, church community, church conflict, church culture, church departure, church etiquette, church expectations, church involvement, church leadership, church loyalty, church membership, church relationships, church transition, HolyCraftGoneRogue, leaving church, Pastor, worship leader

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Votes:	2182
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	582
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

ChipMex, Development, Economy, Executives, Expansion, facility, Foxconn, Foxcraft, growth, innovation, International, Investment, job creation, Manufacturing, mexico, nvidia, Partnership, production, semiconductor, superchip, supply chain, Technology

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Help Me Minecraft Server

Asking for help, can’t handle it alone, can’t manage on my own, feeling alone, feeling helpless, feeling lost, feeling overwhelmed, Minecraft, need a helping hand, need assistance, needing a hand, needing support, overwhelmed, reaching out, reaching out for help, requiring aid, seeking assistance, seeking guidance, Server, Struggling, support needed

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Buildings Constructed:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	4757
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mines Excavated:	4600
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Items Found:	1278	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mines Excavated:	3026
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Animals Bred:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Farms Harvested:	186	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!