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Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocktopia, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky server out there! Join us for a wild ride with our insane lineup of characters like Lia, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed, and Dizzy Dokuro, who can build a castle in seconds flat!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the legendary Fuura Yuri tried to join, but we had to kick her out because she was too OP. And don’t even get us started on the time when Kaneko Lumi rode a creeper into battle like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, things can get a little… explosive! 😉🤪🔥

Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits

Awaits, Bridges, Chaos, civilized society, Communication, Community Resources, Disaster, economic impact, Economy, essential services, functioning roads, government services, Infrastructure, Libraries, Minecraft, modern society, postal service, public facilities, public services, public welfare, smp, societal development, societal needs, societal progress, Transportation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Farms Harvested:	536	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	194

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most chaotic economy ever! Our roads are made of lava, our bridges collapse every time someone walks on them, our postal service is run by chickens, and our libraries are full of books written by villagers who can’t even read! It’s a modern civilization gone hilariously wrong, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a llama in disguise. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

Angry, Crafty, criticism, deceptive, Disappointed, Displeased, dissatisfied, false advertising, Feedback, Frustrated, furious, Harsh, Minecraft, misleading title, NEGATIVE, OUTRAGED, RAGE, review, scathing, Server, UNFAIR, Unhappy, Upset, Writing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Star Shards Collected:	68

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Anime, controversy, Disappointment, fanbase, Japan, jojo, Jojo hype, Jojo Part 7, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Netflix, part, part 6, smp, streaming, western audience

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Netflix to get their act together and release the next part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Well, fear not my fellow Jojo fans, because our Minecraft SMP server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and of course, plenty of Jojo references to keep you entertained while you wait for Part 6. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole community of Jojo lovers to hang out with?

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock your Stand abilities in real life. Imagine being able to summon your own Stand to help you mine diamonds or fight off creepers. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the Jojo madness begin!

Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

Analysis, Brat, Campaign, Candidate, Competition, democratic party, Disappointment, election, kamala, kamala harris, KamalaKultists, Kultists, leadership, margin, Minecraft, national poll, Politics, polling, Results, Server, strategy, Support, Victory, Voting

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3742
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Annoying russian girl, Derp, long tail tag, Minecraft, on-screen, ROSHI, Roshidere, sister, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, Famfrit, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Golem, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, Voting, Wolf’s Pier, x files

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Animals Bred:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even spot a Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools meetup with Golem Alts – it’s gonna be epic!

My Back Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Lanas, Life, Minecraft, OnlineGaming, roblox, Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6692
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

activism, beta male, Cultural Marxism, DEI, Diversity equity and inclusion, feminism, gender equality, identity politics, intersectionality, Justice, Left-wing politics, liberal, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political ideology, Progressivism, Server, SJW, Social, Social Activism, social justice, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, the left, Warriors, Woke

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!