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OopsieCraft

#momlife, #socialnorms, accidentalbreakage, childresponsibility, customerexperience, frienddrama, friendsjudging, momguilt, OopsieCraft, parenting, parentingfails, retailhumor, retailtherapy, retailwoes, shoppingwithkids, storeaccident, storeetiquette, storeincident, Target, toddlerbehavior, ToddlerLife

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

EduCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, education, EduCraft, flee, forced, forced to flee, Girls, girls education, girls’ education Taliban minister, Minecraft, Minister, Server, Speech, speech in support, Support, support of girls’ education, Taliban, Taliban minister, Taliban minister forced to flee, Taliban minister forced to flee Afghanistan

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crops Grown:	5249
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Villages Defended:	14

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	123	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	149	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	5196	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	988
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Emeralds Found:	155	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3317
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	14

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	238	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5844	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Animals Bred:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz