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BoutCraft Minecraft Server

arms dealing, arms smuggling, arms trafficking, black market arms, Bout, BoutCraft, criminal enterprises, Freed, global security, illegal weapons trade, illicit arms sales, international crime, long tail tags, Minecraft, organized crime, Reports, Russian arms dealer, sanctions evasion, Server, weapons business, wsj

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2212
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

PutinPartyPanic

Computer Hacking, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity breach, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, hacking incident, Information Security, internet security, online hacking, Putin’s birthday, PutinPartyPanic, russia, Russian state media, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!

MindCraft LimbTech

advanced medical technology, Artificial Intelligence, assistive devices, bioengineering, bionic limbs, Brain-controlled, cutting-edge research, Futuristic technology, human-machine interface, innovation, limb replacement, LimbTech, medical advancements, mindcraft, neural interface, neuroscience, neurotechnology, prosthetic limbs, prosthetics, Reality, robotics, Technology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	259
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

jacksepticeye, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	106

Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

2024.., Active players, ADDED, Adults, armor stand, chest, Community, Discord, Economy, flavor, Fresh, Grief, Heads, hermitcraft, home, iso, Item Frames, Launch, mini-blocs, new, Play, Plugin, PRETEND, Reset, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Animals Bred:	90

ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Land Respect Minecraft Server

ancestral land, community empowerment, community respect, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, cultural respect, cultural understanding, indigenous rights, indigenous youth council, intergenerational respect, Land, land rights, land stewardship, Minecraft, native american rights, people of land, Respect, respect for elders, Server, traditional values, tribal respect, tribal traditions, youth empowerment

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, Dreamy edition, FAQ, gen 1, general, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Farms Harvested:	410	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	883
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!