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R9k Foids & Fembots 1.20.6
Yo, listen up all you foids and fembots on r9k! Imagine this, a moid/robot on our Minecraft server building you the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.Not only that, but this server is like a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken.
And guess what? We have a secret underground club where all the Endermen hang out and party like it’s 1999.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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Apologies Mine Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to log off!Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil zombie chickens who are trying to take over the server. And don’t forget about our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where you can strut your stuff and show off your bling to all the other players.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our extreme parkour challenge where you have to jump from block to block while dodging flying pigs?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be saying “sorry moid.. im too eepy” on this server!
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Locked Dog & Moid in Car Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.Ever wondered what would happen if you locked a dog and a moid (whatever that is) in a car for an hour? Well, on our server, you can find out! Maybe the dog will learn how to drive and the moid will start a dance party in the backseat. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are? Build, explore, and create memories that will have you laughing for days. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of the dog and the moid in the car.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
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Pixel Pervs Minecraft Madness
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner wild side? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us for some crazy, over-the-top fun where you can engage in epic battles and unleash your wildest fantasies. Want to have a showdown with a mob while tearing them apart with your bare hands? We’ve got you covered!
Our server is a place where anything goes, from insane PvP battles to wild adventures in a world filled with danger and excitement. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!
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RinseCraft-2021
Hey there potential Minecraft maniacs!Looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the dishwashing debate is more heated than a lava pit in the Nether.
Our server is filled with players who refuse to rinse off their dishes after eating, causing chaos and mayhem in the kitchen. Will you join the side of the dish rinsers or the non-rinsers? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and passive-aggressive dish stacking.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the winner of the dishwashing debate gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power to turn dirty dishes into clean ones with a single swing. Who needs a dishwasher when you have magical tools like that?
So come join us on our server and let the dishwashing drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, the real dirty work is in the kitchen.
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Block Therapy: Keep Calm and Mine On
Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the cure for all your virtual woes!Join our server and experience the ultimate stress relief as you build your dream world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Our expert therapists are on standby to provide you with the most effective mental health advice, such as “just punch that zombie in the face” or “if all else fails, build a giant statue of yourself out of gold blocks.”
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your real-life problems as you embark on a journey of pure insanity and laughter. Trust us, your psychiatrist will thank you.
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BlockyBattle: Kids vs. Creepers
so, liek, u know how u wanna play mincraft but u also wanna save teh world? well, dis server is teh place 4 u! we gotz a story where u gotta stop israel and hamas from violatin children’s rights in armed conflict. u gotta build ur way to peace and justice while fightin off creepers and skeletons. join now and be a hero in teh virtual world! it’s gonna be epic, trust me. -
BandaidCraft
join dis epic minecraft server where bandaids are easier to open cuz we got magical string fairies dat open dem for u!!! we also got flying pigs dat drop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat poop out golden apples. come join da fun and experience da wackiest adventures in minecraft history!! plus, our staff are all trained ninjas so watch out for surprise attacks while building ur epic base. don’t miss out on all da craziness, join now!!!