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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3689 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 206 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Welcome to the Blue Shorthair server, where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart and the adventures are wilder than a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a cozy campfire.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our community is so awesome, it’s like a party in the End dimension every day.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of explosions. And rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join the Blue Shorthair server today and let the craziness begin!
