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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5177 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 630 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.
Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.
