Modesty
A cozy little server perfect for beginners.
Join now and start your adventure!
108.174.48.200:25665
Modesty
A cozy little server perfect for beginners.
Join now and start your adventure!
108.174.48.200:25665
The world of BBQ is on fire! Literally, as every grill threatens to unleash not just smoke but the secrets of the universe. Why did the burgers never talk to the hot dogs? Because they’re all in on something much larger! Join us on our quest for a taste of the bizarre as we toast marshmallows over the smoldering ashes of lost friendships.
Gather around the flickering embers of social awkwardness as we delve into a tale of misunderstood modesty and crushing secondhand embarrassment. Hereās what went down in the real world:
And in a realm where seemingly harmless BBQs spiral into existential crises, you’ve gotta ask… was it the crop top hoodie that sparked the firestorm?
Unleash the chaotic power of choices that defy logic: | Feature | Description |
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Fractal Friendships | Form bonds that loop unexpectedly into confusion. Ever texted someone only to be ghosted by silence? Welcome to the Block side! | |
Modesty Modules | Adjust your armor to meet Ashley’s strict codes of fashion. Beware: dress down, friendships drop! | |
Bizarre BBQ Fables | Legends of double dates gone wrong roam these lands. Rumor has it that countless players have been left on readāpick a side, stay and play absurdity! |
Ever thought our meat-loving friendships are more than mere stomach-centered festivities? Conspiracy theories abound!
"One minute weāre eating burgers, the next Iām trapped in a bizarre fashion tribunal. Itās like a fever dream made of phantoms and bad Wi-Fi!" – Ex-player who wishes to remain anonymous.
"And thatās when I realized: the BBQ isn’t just about grilling; it’s about the emotional barbecue we all cook up!" – Another bewildered soul.
Q: Should I really care about Ashley’s comfort? A: Comfort is subjectiveājust ask the burned marshmallows.
Q: What do I do if someone stops texting me? A: Become an enigma, igniting conversations about life and pants. Or⦠just dance with your charred intentions.
Caution: This is not just a serverāit’s a simmering cauldron of insanity! Join today and unlock the inexplicable mysteries of BBQ, trauma, and pixelated friendships. Remember, every cube cut can lead to unforeseen consequences.
Are you strong enough to carry the weight of your crop top? What if you find more than all the potions brewing underneath this digital landscape? Venture forth! Join the madness at Block & BBQ! šš
And trust me, itās never as simple as just another day at the BBQ.
Join us and never worry about awkward hotel room situations with your cousin again! Our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone understands the importance of personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to uncomfortable encounters and hello to a safe and respectful gaming environment.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of playing Minecraft without the fear of revealing clothing mishaps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our server is like no other, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like this dad who dared to let his mom take his daughters shopping for winter formal dresses. Little did he know, his ex-wife and mother-in-law would turn into fashion police, accusing him of raising streetwalkers and sending them straight to hell with their dress choices.
But fear not, on our server, you can escape the judgmental eyes of conservative in-laws and exes and build your own virtual world where you make the rules. Join now and leave the drama behind – unless, of course, you thrive on that kind of chaos!
We offer a safe and supportive environment for all new parents, where you can feed your baby without any awkward stares or comments. Plus, our virtual babies never show signs of hunger or latch issues, so you can relax and enjoy your gaming experience without any interruptions.
Don’t let your parents dictate how you feed your baby – join our server and breastfeed with confidence! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering for new moms?
Join this server if you wanna break all the rules and have a wild time building and exploring with no restrictions. Who needs rules anyway? Let’s get crazy and see what happens when we push the boundaries in this virtual world.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a rebel in Minecraft and show the world that you’re not afraid to bend the rules. Let’s see where this loophole takes us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancĆ© with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!
Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!
Join us and discover the secret to turning Florida blue – by building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow players from all over the world. Our server is so magical, even the most stubborn Floridian will be voting blue in no time!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated caves. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and wonderfully blue Minecraft server today!
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you gotta solve crazy puzzles to find it. but watch out for the lava traps and zombie hordes that guard the treasure.
if you’re brave enough, you can challenge the server owner to a duel and if you win, you get to rule the server for a day. but be warned, he’s got a diamond sword that can one-shot you in a second.
so come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life! just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of patience, cuz this server will test your skills like never before.
imagine ridin a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or buildin a castle out of rainbow blocks that shoot laser beams! on dis server, anythin is possible! we even have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions that make u fly like a majestic unicorn!
so come on and join us, cuz dis server is da bomb dot com! trust me, u won’t regret it!
57.129.13.63:25576
ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, itās meant to serve as a playable āalternate timelineā that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.
Different medieval faction types | kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, viking tribes |
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system | |
Lore written through player roleplay | |
Proximity-based voice chat | |
RPG mob leveling system based on experience | |
Tradable currency and chest shops | |
Cannons | |
Real boats that you can build and captain | with cannons |
Real tactical planning and defense building |
To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide:
To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel:
Question | Answer |
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Is any additional software or mods required to join ZillaSMP? | No, you do not need any additional software or mods to join ZillaSMP. |
What time period is ZillaSMP set in? | ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death and the formation of England. |
What are some of the features of ZillaSMP? | ZillaSMP features kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, light RPG mechanics, proximity-based voice chat, and more. |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sparkle Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who find her hidden lair. Want a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts glitter? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our magical server.
And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of cuteness, magic, and pure insanity! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us and become a secret agent tasked with protecting the sacred diamond mines from evil creepers and dastardly zombies. But here’s the twist – all the secret agents are actually women! Why, you ask? Because only women have the stealth and cunning needed to outsmart those pesky mobs and protect our precious diamonds.
So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, lots of diamonds, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind why women are the true heroes of the Minecraft world.