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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3866 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Mines Excavated: | 1788 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
oh and get this, our server is actually on a secret floating island in the sky! yeah, we had to battle a dragon just to claim it as our own. but don’t worry, the dragon is actually really chill and just hangs out with us now.
also, did i mention we have a talking parrot who tells the best jokes? yeah, he’s a real comedian.
so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! and remember, if anyone asks, just tell them “Mr. Trump, f— off” 😂🤣🤪