🍆💦modernmetaphysicae Minecraft Servers

CraftyCreeperLand: Where Villagers Plot Revenge on India for Murdering Chinese

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join India in their epic battles against Chinese soldiers in the Himalayas! Who knew building blocks could be used for such intense warfare? Join us now to witness the madness unfold!

Experience the thrill of dodging diplomatic consequences as you help India assert their dominance over China in the virtual world. Who needs real-life consequences when you can just respawn and keep fighting?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures awaiting you on our server. Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft battles you’ve ever seen!

CraftyBag – Where Minecraft meets Blue Archive in General #5205

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have unicorns roaming around, dragons flying overhead, and aliens trying to invade! It’s like a fantasy world on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond mountain where you can mine to your heart’s content. And rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest filled with diamond armor waiting to be found!

Join now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and epic quests await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Crafty Condoms: Protecting your blocks since 2009

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. – We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic parties with creepers as DJs. – Our diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself is jealous. – The villagers in our server have a secret society that worships Steve as their god. – We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with a pit stop at the WITHER boss for a quick selfie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, always use condoms… I mean, always use your diamond sword responsibly!

BoomerCraft: Grandparents Gone Wild

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wholesome that even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for all the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server.

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wholesome adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether or find a hidden portal to the land of talking llamas. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us today!

Bookworms & Exhaust Fumes Minecraft

air quality, book care, book maintenance, book preservation, book storage, books, Bookworms, Damage, Environment, Exhaust, exhaust fumes, fumes, garage, indoor air quality, Literature, maintenance, Minecraft, Paper, preservation, Protection, reading, Safety, Storage, storage solutions

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we keep our books in the garage because who needs a boring old bookshelf? Plus, the exhaust fumes add a little extra flavor to the pages, making reading a truly unique experience.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through dungeons filled with angry chickens and lava pits that lead to secret treasure troves. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you laughing and on your toes at all times.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your gas mask for those garage book reading sessions!

FoodieCraft: Rate the Cuisine 1-10

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can rate national cuisines from around the world while building your own culinary empire!

Join us and embark on a gastronomic adventure like no other as you travel to different countries in search of the most delicious dishes. From mouth-watering sushi in Japan to cheesy pizza in Italy, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of food critics who will challenge you to EPIC cook-offs and taste tests. Can you impress them with your culinary creations and earn their coveted approval?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your cooking skills while exploring the diverse flavors of the world. Who knows, you might just discover the next big food trend or become the ultimate food connoisseur!

Crafty Fixer Uppers

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Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in our enchanted forest disco!

But be warned, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to host tea parties and bake delicious cakes for all who dare to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible!

Creepers & Endermen: Minecraft Mischief

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Are you tired of boring enemy designs in Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most outrageous and hilarious enemy designs you’ll ever see!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of derpy llamas wearing sunglasses start chasing you around, trying to steal your precious loot! Or how about encountering a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoots fireballs at you while clucking menacingly?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to zombie villagers dressed as disco dancers and skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. And let’s not forget about the creeper that explodes into a rainbow of confetti when defeated!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

“Trump’s Silent on Indian Invasions” – A Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us and explore a land where aliens ride on unicorns and Donald Trump is actually a secret agent fighting off an Indian invasion of the West with his trusty diamond sword!

Build your own fortress and defend it against hordes of zombie llamas or team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is secretly plotting to steal all the diamonds in the world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

QueenCraft: Where Females Rule and Blocks Drool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join now for a wild ride filled with creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons singing karaoke!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even find yourself jamming out to the latest Minecraft parody songs like it’s your new favorite playlist!

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mines Excavated:	2677	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	146
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Crazy modernmetaphysicae Minecraft Servers

CraftyCreeperLand: Where Villagers Plot Revenge on India for Murdering Chinese

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CraftyBag – Where Minecraft meets Blue Archive in General #5205

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Crafty Condoms: Protecting your blocks since 2009

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BoomerCraft: Grandparents Gone Wild

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Bookworms & Exhaust Fumes Minecraft

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FoodieCraft: Rate the Cuisine 1-10

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty Fixer Uppers

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Creepers & Endermen: Minecraft Mischief

Stats November 22, 2024

“Trump’s Silent on Indian Invasions” – A Minecraft Server

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QueenCraft: Where Females Rule and Blocks Drool

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	121

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ores Mined:	7421
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Towns Built:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	961	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85