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SMP: Blocky Bois Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started forming their own factions and going to war with each other. You might even stumble upon a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and are planning a revolution against the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1507	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Emeralds Found:	8146

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9475	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5077	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	200
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	3629
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).