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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 693 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 33 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
And get this, our cows are like supermodels, they’re all shiny and sparkly, it’s like they’re from a different dimension or something. Plus, our milk tastes like rainbows and unicorn farts, it’s so delicious that you’ll never want to drink regular milk again.
So come on, join us and experience the magical world of milk in your /cunt/ like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cow that can do the moonwalk, because anything is possible on this server.