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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7744 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 526 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!
So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?