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  • StallCraft: Door Lock Upgrade

    StallCraft: Door Lock Upgrade
    hey u! r u tired of bathroom stalls that dont close properly? well then u gotta join our epic minecraft server where the bathroom stalls actually close when u lock the door! imagine the satisfaction of having ur privacy protected while u do ur business in peace.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with crazy adventures, like finding a secret diamond mine guarded by a giant chicken or battling a horde of zombie villagers riding on pigs. and the best part? u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head for extra protection.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us at: stallsclosetight.About.xxx and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created!

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  • Spammy Hogwarts Server

    Spammy Hogwarts Server
    so like, imagine a world where hogwarts letters are sent out but instead of going to hogwarts, they lead you to the most epic minecraft server ever! like, you get a letter in the mail and you’re like “what is this junk?” but then you open it and it’s like “congrats, you’ve been accepted to the most lit minecraft server in the universe!” and you’re like “whaaaaat?!”

    so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who tells you that you’re the chosen one to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who’s been terrorizing the land. but get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood dragon who just wants to open a bakery and sell cupcakes to all the players. so you have to team up with the dragon and help him achieve his dreams while also building epic castles and battling other players in epic pvp battles.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and have a good time? yeah, it’s wild. and every full moon, a herd of unicorns comes prancing through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and skeletons trying to ruin the fun.

    so if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime, join our server and become part of the hogwarts letter crew. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, Sir Oinksalot gives out free bacon to all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let the magic begin! 🐷🔮✨

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  • PixelPulseCraft

    PixelPulseCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie unicorns with diamond swords! Our server is home to the most epic virtual adventures you’ll ever experience, from building giant castles made entirely of cake to diving into a lava pit filled with marshmallows. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity!

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  • TimeTravelingNightmares

    TimeTravelingNightmares
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience something so wild and wacky that it would make a time traveler from 100 years ago faint in disbelief? Then come join our server where the chaos never ends!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. And that’s just the beginning!

    Every hour on the server, a giant chicken wearing a tutu will descend from the sky and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their pet pig and bragging rights for eternity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Creeper Carnival” where creepers ride roller coasters, play carnival games, and even host a fashion show featuring the latest in explosive fashion trends.

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (okay, maybe a little).

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  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • VictorianKillerTech

    VictorianKillerTech
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Victorian-era children into the modern world…literally! Join us as we give these poor kids a taste of the 21st century and watch as they try to wrap their heads around smartphones, electric cars, and TikTok dances.

    But be warned, the shock of seeing these futuristic gadgets might just be too much for their delicate little hearts to handle. Who knows, one glimpse of a VR headset could send them into a frenzy of confusion and excitement that could result in spontaneous combustion.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness the sheer chaos of Victorian children trying to navigate the wonders of modern technology? Plus, it’s a great way to test your own sanity as you try to explain Instagram filters to a kid who thinks a telegram is the height of communication.

    Come join us for a wild ride through time and technology on our Minecraft server…if you dare!

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  • Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

    Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?
    yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

    we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

    join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!

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  • Walkers2Maps

    Walkers2Maps
    lol imagine if eratosthenes had minecraft back in the day, he would have totally used this server to measure the distance between cities. but no, he had to use trained walkers, what a boomer move. now we have google maps, but who needs that when you can join our epic minecraft server and measure distances the fun way? come join us and be a part of history in the making, just like eratosthenes but way cooler. plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

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  • TimeTravelTechCraft

    TimeTravelTechCraft
    LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we make science progress like it’s nobody’s business! We got time machines and stuff, so you can go back in time and impress all dem old-timey peeps with your modern knowledge. Just imagine rolling up to the Renaissance era with your smartphone and blowing Leonardo da Vinci’s mind! Plus, we got flying pigs and talking sheep, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on dis server!

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  • TeslaCraft

    TeslaCraft
    join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

    not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party every night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? that’s right, you can mine for diamonds while floating in zero gravity.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on our insane minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. just watch out for those llama overlords – they tend to get a little power-hungry when they’re in charge.

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