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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4269 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
