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StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Online Slavery
hey u, yea u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server where elon musk’s starlink is keepin modern slavery compounds online??? yea, u heard me right! we got da craziest shenanigans goin on in dis server. we got villagers runnin around like crazy, tryna escape da evil clutches of da players. but don’t worry, we got u covered with all da tools and weapons u need to keep em in line. join us now for a wild ride through elon musk’s twisted world of minecraft madness! -
ShipSweatShop
come join our minecraft server where we promise you won’t be forced to work on chinese ships for 10 years without touching land!! we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, unlike those poor north koreans. come escape reality and build your own empire with us, because who needs to touch land when you can touch blocks in minecraft instead? join now for the ultimate escape from forced labor and sail the seas of creativity with us! -
BYD SlavCraft: Digging for Diamonds!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese workers mining diamonds in ‘slavery-like conditions’ just like in brazil!!! it’s a wild ride with non-stop action and drama as you try to escape the evil clutches of your overseers while building the most epic base ever!! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare items!! join now for a truly one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!! -
BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more insane than our pixelated world is the stories we come up with to convince you to join!Picture this: you’re a brave adventurer in a land full of mysteries and dangers. But wait, there’s a twist! The only way to survive is to convince a woman in the west that she can’t go to the authorities for help. Why, you ask? Because in our world, women hold all the power and can destroy companies, industries, and lives with just a word. It’s a wild ride of intrigue and deception as you navigate this topsy-turvy world where the damsel in distress is actually the one calling the shots.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about human trafficking. Will you uncover the truth behind the women who sell their own bodies to fund their own lifestyles, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of mystery and intrigue? Join us and find out!
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MineRichFamTrial
hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where u can play wif da UK’s richest family? dey be on trial for human trafficking but don’t worry, dey still got time to play minecraft wif u! imagine mining diamonds wif a real life billionaire while dey dodge da cops! join now for da craziest minecraft experience of ur life! #richkidsofminecraft -
CraftyDarkness Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the darkest events happening in the world today!Join us if you dare to uncover the hidden mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle in our custom-built underwater world. Swim with the ghostly spirits of lost ships and uncover the secrets of the deep.
Or perhaps you’re brave enough to explore the haunted forests of Chernobyl, where mutated creatures roam and abandoned buildings hold dark secrets. Will you survive the radiation and make it out alive?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret portal to an alternate dimension where time is warped and reality is twisted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you there!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
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WeddingCraft2021
Join our Minecraft server for the most epic virtual wedding drama you’ve ever seen! Our group of friends, including John, Dave, Paul, Steve, Mark, and Tom, have been through it all together, from middle school to high school and beyond. But when it comes to a Minecraft wedding, things get heated!Witness the betrayal as John, Dave, Paul, and Steve plan to bring their plus ones to the wedding, only to have Mark and Tom sneak in as their dates. The drama unfolds as Mark, feeling left out of the wedding invite list, accuses the bride of being an asshole for not including him.
But wait, there’s more! Mark’s secret coming out as Bi adds another layer of complexity to the situation, as he feels personally slighted by not being invited. Will the bride revoke the plus ones and risk being labeled a double asshole by John? Join our server to find out!
With outrageous stories like these, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and excitement of our Minecraft server. Join now for a wedding experience like no other!
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AloneTimeMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself in the dark, lonely caves of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never be alone again! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter with our wacky community of players.We’ve got a secret society of llamas who are actually master builders in disguise, a group of chickens who have formed their own underground dance club, and a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether (rumor has it, it’s guarded by a pack of dancing creepers).
So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, make new friends, and embark on ridiculous quests, then join us today! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
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BlockyLoveRedFlag
Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaker! Forget Tinder, on our server, you can find your soulmate while building a castle together.We have a special “Love Island” area where players can go on virtual dates and compete in couple challenges. Who needs therapy when you can work out your relationship issues through PvP battles?
Join us now and say goodbye to red flags in relationships, because on our server, the only red you’ll see is the color of the roses you give to your in-game bae.