Modern Myths MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MythBustersCraft

modern myths, Urban Legends, myths and facts, widely believed myths, false beliefs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the moon but deliver a pile of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks (don’t worry, we have insurance for that).

Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that sing sea shanties when you mine with them.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

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RespawnedMC – Minecraft server

trending topic, online gossip, death, social media, celebrity death hoax

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got players coming back from the dead just to join in on the fun. Seriously, we had a guy who everyone thought died two months ago, but he just couldn’t resist the urge to play on our server. Maybe it’s the epic builds, the crazy mini-games, or the fact that our server is so lit, even the dead can’t stay away. Join now and see what all the undead hype is about!

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MythBusters Minecraft Server

MythBusters, debunked myths, mythological creatures, superstitions, tall tales

Have you heard the myth that diamonds are the rarest resource in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret hidden realm where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join us and become the blingiest player in all the land!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns creepers into friendly pet cats! No more worrying about those explosive green menaces, now they’ll just purr and cuddle up to you like a fluffy little ball of TNT.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava-filled volcano biome? Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest at the bottom filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Just watch out for the fire-breathing dragons that guard it – they have a taste for noobs!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world this crazy to explore?

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TeenDefender Minecraft Server

thank you, PROM, Laughter, high school, prick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Imagine a world where you can defend teenagers from overbearing moms just like in the story above. You’ll be hailed as a hero and praised for standing up for what’s right! And who knows, maybe you’ll even get called an asshole, d!ck, or prick for good measure – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter really big girls in onesies coming for ice cream, laughing in the background as you save the day. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity?

So come join us for a unique and unforgettable experience. Who needs prom when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world? Don’t miss out – join now!

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BdayBashBummer

high school, restaurant celebration, Family Support, Birthday Party, mental health

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon loves to photobomb every screenshot you take.

Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly llama racing competition where you can ride llamas through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Llama Champion! And don’t worry, our llamas are trained professionals who won’t spit on you (most of the time).

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Creepers Anonymous” where you can vent about all the times those sneaky creepers blew up your hard work. It’s a safe space for all Minecraft players who have been traumatized by those green monsters.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

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SingleCraft SMP

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self-belief, Honesty, smp

Lol, bruh, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And the mobs? They drop enchanted golden apples like candy, no cap. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground disco club where you can party with villagers all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. It’s wild, man.

So, why are you single? Because you haven’t joined this epic Minecraft SMP yet, duh. Trust me, once you’re part of our wacky community, you’ll be drowning in Minecraft girlfriends. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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AloneCraft: Weird & Wild Stories

home alone, Ghostly, creepy, Experience, alone

Are you tired of being home alone and having boring experiences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre encounters. From encountering a talking cow that gives you fashion advice to stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, you never know what you’ll find on our server. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

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Tik Tok Brain Rot Craft

addiction, study, social-networking, short video addiction, TOK

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE TURN YOUR BRAIN INTO MUSH JUST LIKE TIK TOK! OUR PLAYERS HAVE SO MUCH FUN THAT THEIR BRAINS ARE LITERALLY CHANGING SHAPE!

WHY JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO ADDICTIVE THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL LIGHT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE! YOU’LL FEEL ALL THE EMOTIONS AND REWARDS WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE YOUR ORBITOFRONTAL CORTEX AND CEREBELLUM GO WILD! WHO NEEDS A NORMAL BRAIN ANYWAY? JOIN US AND LET YOUR BRAIN ROT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!

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Rode SMP

Auction, Economy, Friends, Exploration, anti-grief

Want to play a server that has an anti-grief plugin, millions of selections in a shop, a economy-friendly player server, in a ingame auction, daily giveaways, and events?

This server is not p2w and theres nothing to spend money on! You can even get free ranks by just playing the server! Such as /heal, /fly commands!

This server is perfect for friends, there is land claim, and many other features to ensure your having a great time. There are many things to explore, and many things to do in Rode, give it a try!

play.rodesmp.net:26736

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Feminine Adventure 1.21.4

feminine, Respect, Adventure, equality, tolerance

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta check it out cuz it’s like, totally lit, ya know? Like, this server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and stuff.

We got like, the most insane builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so wild, you’ll be laughing your ass off all day long.

And get this, we don’t celebrate birthdays like some faggot, we celebrate them like total badasses. So if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question everything you know, then come on over and join the madness. You won’t regret it, bro.

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