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Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server

alternative lifestyle, AutoFellatio, AutoFun, bizarre rumors, body modification, Celebrity Gossip, controversial celebrity, Extreme Measures, Marilyn Manson, modern mythology, Music (Industry), Mythical, outrageous stories, plastic surgery rumors, Removal, Rib, ribs removed, rock star myths, self pleasure, Server, sexual practices, Shock Rock, shock value, tabloid rumors, urban legend

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Animals Bred:	153
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

aggression, Attack, Budget, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, Military Action, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, SPENDING, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	220
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

TalibanTakedownMC

Afghan conflict, Afghan culture, Afghan society, Afghan traditions, Afghanistan, combat competitions, Combat sports, cultural clashes, extreme fighting, Martial Arts, MMA, MMA events, MMA fighters, sports in Afghanistan, Taliban, Taliban beliefs, Taliban restrictions, Taliban rule, TalibanTakedownMC, violence, violence in sports

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

CarFlyingCraft

air travel, CarFlyingCraft, cars, Concept, FANTASY, flying, futuristic, humans, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, Mechanics, physical contact, PHYSICS., science fiction, speculation, surreal, Technology, theory, touching, Transportation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8007
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks

attention regulation, blocks, cardiovascular health, ejaculation control, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, heart rate, high intensity interval training, interval training, mens health, performance anxiety, Physical fitness, Premature, premature ejaculation, pulsecraft, sex, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Stamina, Symptoms

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crops Grown:	2133	Votes:	8919
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

hey u! r u tired of cummin too soon in minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! our high-intensity interval training will help u last longer in bed… i mean, in the game! men with better attention regulation and those with larger increases in heart rate after sex… i mean, after mining, tend to have fewer premature ejaculation symptoms… i mean, respawning too quickly! so come join us and last longer in the game… i mean, in bed… i mean, in minecraft!

LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server

BFF, Communication, Connection, Emotional healing, empowerment, friendship, Lesbian, LesbianBFFSavesMe, LGBTQ, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, personal growth, reisen inaba, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, udonge, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with your ultimate BFF and conquer the pixelated world together!

Imagine exploring the mines with your new bestie, discussing the latest drama in the virtual village, and building the most fabulous rainbow castle anyone has ever seen. With our Resein Inaba Udonge Edition, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are guaranteed to be wild!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the lesbian BFF bonding begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden emotions along the way.

GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars

50 dollars, cash prize, challenge, Competition, Currency, Game, give, guess, Guessing, guessing challenge, guessing contest, guessing game, guessing game prize, guessing game reward, GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars, liberia, Liberian, MONEY, Prize, REWARD, WIN

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guessing game where if you guess correctly, we’ll give you 50 Liberian dollars! That’s right, you could be rolling in the dough just by playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one peck. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King for his throne (and his chicken army)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even discover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

StepDadDramaCraft

blended family, Communication, Divorce, divorce preparation, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family unity, Honesty, hurt feelings, lying.., marriage counseling, Parental Pressure, sibling bond, sibling relationships, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepfamily, stepsister, Support

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crops Grown:	9310	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of family drama and awkward conversations about divorce? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you don’t have to pretend to be someone’s sibling just to keep the peace.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually want to be your friend, not just because they’re pressured by their stepdad. No more awkward promises to pretend to be someone’s brother or sister – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a fake sibling when you have a whole community of players ready to have a blast with you? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any forced family ties holding us back!

LuckySurvivor Minecraft SMP

brush with death, close call, Grateful, guardian angel, heart-stopping, life changing, life or death, life saver, life saving, life-altering, life-threatening, LuckySurvivor, memorable experience, Minecraft, MIRACULOUS, miraculous escape, near-death, saved life, second chance, smp, Survival, thankful, unforgettable

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	6314
Potions Brewed:	175	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

Have you ever been saved from a creeper explosion by a pack of wild wolves? Or maybe you narrowly escaped falling into a pit of lava thanks to a perfectly timed ender pearl throw? Well, if you’re looking for more heart-pounding, life-saving moments like these, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious pranks pulled on unsuspecting players, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community of players is like no other. We are a tight-knit group of friends who are always there to support each other, whether it’s helping to rebuild a griefed base or sharing tips on how to survive the night. Plus, we have the best virtual parties with fireworks, cake, and even a virtual disco dance floor!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few near-death experiences, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just walk away with a story that will save your life one day!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, crucial choice, decision that altered my path, decision that changed everything, decision that shaped my life, defining moment, impactful choice, impactful moment, important decision, key decision, life-altering choice, life-changing choice, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, moment of change, pivotal decision, significant decision, small choice, transformative choice, transformative decision, turning point

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself embroiled in an epic quest to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who knew that one small choice could lead to such epic adventures? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

NukeCraftWars – Defend Ukraine’s Power!

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, critical infrastructure, cyber warfare, DEFEND, eastern europe, energy security, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, military intervention, nuclear facilities, NukeCraftWars, political tensions, power, power sector, Risk, russia, Safety concerns, sanctions, Ukraine, Ukraines, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34

lol join our epic minecraft server where we protect ukraine’s power sector from russia’s attacks by building insane nuclear facilities in kyiv! u get to be a superhero and save the day while crafting and mining like a pro! plus, the explosions are so lit, it’s like a fireworks show every day! come join us and be a nuclear warrior, because who needs peace when you can have epic battles in minecraft!