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SMP: CopaCraft – The Horrendous Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the Copa America of Minecraft SMPs – absolutely horrendous! But don’t worry, that just adds to the fun.

Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyHousemateGrief

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Emeralds Found:	7178
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the perfect place for you.

Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.

Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!

TastyTrio SMP – Weird Eats!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Runes Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	124
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a side of insanity? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more crazy food combinations than you can shake a stick at! Ever tried a creeper sandwich with a side of diamond soup? How about a cake made entirely of obsidian? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted food-filled world!

FunCraftz

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Do you enjoy building towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks? How about riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie hordes with a carrot sword? Or maybe you prefer organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses? Whatever your idea of fun is, our Minecraft server has it all and more!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community of players is as wacky and wonderful as they come, always ready to team up for a spontaneous dance party or a daring raid on a neighboring village.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of absurdity awaits you? But one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment here!

XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Farms Harvested:	214
Runes Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!

SupernaLuna2.0: Where cows fly and creepers do the Macarena!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	185	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Supernaluna SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/madscraft/">Server</a>

Welcome to Supernaluna SMP Server

Join us for Season 2 as we embark on epic journeys together!

Visit our website and join our Discord server.

Features:

Plugin/Feature	Description
McMMO	Enhance your gameplay with RPG elements
Economy	Trade and earn in-game currency
Jobs	Take on different roles for rewards
Warps	Easy access to community locations
Veinminer	Quickly mine entire veins of ores
/sethome	Set your home location for teleportation
/rtp	Teleport randomly to explore new areas
Cosmetic Ranks	Get special roles based on playtime

Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
PvP must always be consensual
No x-ray, hacked clients or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord.

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?	A: No, the server is open to all players.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?	A: The community is made up of adults, but all ages are welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and experience the adventures together.

GreenGamerz Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine? Look no further than our server, where the 201st Wind blows with the force of a thousand creepers exploding at once! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). They teamed up with a group of players who were so skilled, they could defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Together, they built a castle so magnificent, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Immergreen, a player so skilled at PvP that they once took on an entire army of griefers single-handedly and emerged victorious. Rumor has it that they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed and tame creepers as pets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	9151
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

FearlessSMP: What’s Your Fear?

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	458	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Join us for a wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be afraid of is running out of diamonds because our diamond veins are as plentiful as dirt blocks. So come join us and conquer your fear of creepers, or better yet, make friends with them and start a creeper army to take over the server!

CraftyCash: Build a Blocky Empire

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

If you had access to $5 million, you could join our Minecraft server and build a diamond palace so big that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous! You could hire a team of villagers to mine for you while you sit back and sip on golden apple juice. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the server! So come join us and turn that $5 million into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!