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Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	4128	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Enchantments Applied:	149
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4903	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2733	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1755
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Towns Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mines Excavated:	3686
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Emeralds Found:	853
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	1064
Love Letters Sent:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀