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CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Animals Bred:	83
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Crops Grown:	2353	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Cellphone Clocks Are A Thing

asking for time, Behavior, cellphone, cellphones, Clocks, Communication, convenience, cultural shift, digital age, Etiquette, habits, human interaction, Interaction, modern life, people, reliance on technology, social norms, society, strangers, Technology, Time

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3012	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

join this epic minecraft server where the clocks are always wrong and time is a MYSTERY. you’ll never know if it’s day or night, keeping you on your TOES. it’s like living in a real life episode of the twilight zone, but with CREEPERS.

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? the choice is yours.

our spawn point is a giant disco ball that rains diamonds instead of glitter. who needs boring old grass when you can dance on a floor of precious gems?

come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, the sheer absurdity of our server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, and you’ll never want to leave. unless you get blown up by a creeper, in which case, RIP.

Pixel Reality TV Show

Authenticity, Characters, culture, Drama, Entertainment, everyday life, Human Behavior, modern life, PIXEL, Plot, Real Life, Reality, Reflection, relatability, relatable, Show, societal issues, society, Storyline, T.V. show, television, Television series

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old reality TV shows that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate reality show experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible, from building epic castles to battling dragons with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll swear you’re living in a parallel universe where Minecraft is the only form of currency. Need a new pickaxe? Just trade in some diamonds! Want to travel to the Nether? Just hop on our virtual portal and watch out for those pesky ghasts.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion? Join us now and find out!

CraftyComplexity

bureaucracy, Communication, complexity, CraftyComplexity, daily tasks, Decision making, education, Expectations, Healthcare, mental health, modern life, personal growth, Politics, relationships, social media, societal norms, stress, Technology, Time management, unnecessarily complicated, work

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	109
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most unnecessarily complicated and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever seen! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who only speak in Shakespearean English. Trust us, you’ve never experienced roleplay like this before.

2. We have a custom-built maze that changes every hour, and the only way to escape is by solving riddles written in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. Good luck!

3. Our PvP arena is located on a floating island that is constantly being bombarded by flaming meteors. It’s like a game of dodgeball, but with actual fireballs.

4. Want to tame a pet dragon? Well, on our server, you have to first defeat a giant chicken boss who guards the dragon eggs. And yes, the chicken boss wears a top hat.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your skills in the most absurd ways possible, then join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious.

SMP Addiction: Minecraft SMP

addiction, alcohol addiction, caffeine addiction, exercise addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, gaming addiction, internet addiction, Minecraft, modern life, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, self-care addiction, shopping addiction, smartphone addiction, smp, social media addiction, stress addiction, sugar addiction, technology addiction, television addiction, work addiction

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Minecraft, duh! And not just any Minecraft, but our epic SMP where the blocks are always stacked in your favor. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their hooves. Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But the real reason to join? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a small village just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you fall victim to the lava pits and prank wars that await you? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and start your craziest Minecraft adventure yet!

TechieTweaks in Minecraft SMP

adaptation, addiction, CHANGE, Communication, connectivity, convenience, dependence, digital age, Evolution, health, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, mobile device, modern life, physical effects, pinky bump, screen time, Smartphone, smp, societal shifts., TechieTweaks, Technology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Votes:	4933	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of being a slave to technology? Join our Minecraft SMP and break free from the shackles of your phone! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget all about that bump on your pinky from holding your phone too much. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. Say goodbye to technology and hello to endless adventures in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

InstaSchoolDays Minecraft Server

10 years ago, adolescence, digital age, Experience, flashback, high school, instagram, InstaSchoolDays, Memories, Minecraft, modern life, Nostalgia, past, reels, Reminiscing, School days, Server, social media, Technology, Throwback, time travel, virtual reality, youth culture

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old school days that never involved crazy adventures like riding llamas to class or battling creepers in the cafeteria? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to fulfill all your wildest school day fantasies! Join us for epic quests like finding the legendary diamond pencil or surviving the dreaded pop quiz dungeon. Who needs Instagram reels when you can create your own insane school day memories in our server? So come on, join us and experience school days like never before – in ur cunt!

Blocktopia: No More Redstone

blocktopia, CHANGE, Civilization, Communication, convenience, daily routine, dependence, Disappearance, DiSRuPtiON, ESSENTIAL, everyday object, Function, Impact, Infrastructure, innovation, modern life, Redstone, societal collapse, society, Survival, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Imagine a world where all the diamond swords in Minecraft vanished into thin air. Chaos would ensue as players were left defenseless against creepers, zombies, and the dreaded Ender Dragon. The once peaceful server would descend into madness as players resorted to using wooden pickaxes and shovels to fend off enemies. Join our server now and ensure that this nightmare scenario never becomes a reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you unlimited power and protection. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Retro2ModernCraft

1950’s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, Communication, cryptocurrency, Cultural differences, environmental issues, Globalization, internet, medical advancements, modern life, online shopping, Retro2ModernCraft, smartphones, social media, societal norms, space exploration, Technology, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Imagine trying to explain to someone from the 1950s that you can now join a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and players ride around on giant chickens as their trusty steeds. They would probably think you’ve lost your marbles!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, tame a pet dragon to guard your treasures, and even participate in epic battles against evil llamas trying to take over the land.

So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh and a break from reality, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, trying to explain this to someone from the 1950s would be the least of your worries once you’re hooked on the madness that awaits you here!

WildAnimalsVsSocialStress

adaptation, ANCESTORS, career deadlines, coping mechanisms, Evolution, Exams, fragility, Human Behavior, intangible stresses, mental health, modern life, PRESSURE, progress, resilience, social media, societal pressures, stressors, Survival, Vulnerability, wild animals, WildAnimalsVsSocialStress

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	253
Void Gems Collected:	31	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

join our minecraft server and escape the soul-crushing reality of adulthood! instead of worrying about exams or deadlines, come build a giant toilet out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens!

our server is a magical place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most ridiculous structures you can think of. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? go for it! want to create a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? why not!

forget about the stresses of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and being as silly as possible. join us and let your inner child run free, because who needs adulthood when you can ride a llama into battle?

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

big dick, good face, Great, GREATNESS, Intelligent, lonely, MAYHEM, mentally ill, Minecraft, Miserable, Misery, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-deprecating, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, single, Tall

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Zombie Dances:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

amv, AMV Reddit, Anime, better, chloe, comparison, Edition, Gospel of Yarei, Music, reddit, Share, Share the Gospel, Spice, spice and wolf, SpicyWolfCraft, tXMUCfXwv7k, Video, Wolf, Yarei, Yarei vs Chloe, YdFwnT9ciVZfQMp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Star Shards Collected:	97
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Enchantments Applied:	53

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Votes:	5768	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Potions Brewed:	166
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7269
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	9724	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	9716	Dragon Eggs Found:	3328
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	261
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!