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CraftyTechRevamp

communication evolution, communication shift, CraftyTechRevamp, dial a phone, digital age, historical terms, language evolution, linguistic changes, modern language, obsolete technology, old sayings, outdated phrases, past technologies, phone etiquette, phrases, roll down the window, tech progress, technological advancement, traditional expressions, vintage expressions, window controls

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Towns Built:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153

Are you tired of living in the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to outdated phrases like “dial a phone” and “roll down the window” because who needs phones or windows when you can teleport and fly in our virtual world!

Our server is so advanced, we have a time machine that lets you travel back to the prehistoric era and ride dinosaurs while mining for diamonds. Plus, our chat system is so high-tech, you can communicate with other players using only emojis and memes.

So why settle for the past when you can embrace the future on our server? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

TimeTravelerInMinecraftSMP

baffling expressions, bewildering words, communication revolution, confusing language, contemporary jargon, cryptic terminology, cultural evolution, enigmatic phrases, futuristic terminology, language evolution, modern language, modern lexicon, perplexing concepts, perplexing phrases, perplexing terminology, Slang, societal changes, technological advancements, time travel, TimeTravelerInMinecraftSMP, unfamiliar vocabulary

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	158
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6302	Crops Grown:	4441
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even Thomas Edison would be shooketh by our redstone contraptions. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the epic battles between our resident Ender Dragon and a squad of dancing llamas. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through time and space (well, mostly just blocks and pixels, but you get the idea)!

Minecraft SMP – /hsg/ – Blockstone Builders

#youtube, Aleco, Arena helper, Battlegrounds Season 8, Blockstone, Builders, Cora, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Fearless Patch, Hearthstone, Hearthstone General, HSG, Meta report, Minecraft, News, Official Website, patch notes, shadow puppets, smp, statistics, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Wholesome content, Wiki

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	4404
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Animals Bred:	83	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to win free gifts in-game, just for checking in at our shop!

Battlegrounds Season 8 is here, and let me tell you, the battles are so intense, they’ll make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing you in the dark. Need some decklists to dominate your opponents? We’ve got tier lists, meta reports, streamer decks, and even decks from Twitter (in Japanese, because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have deck trackers and statistics to help you strategize like a pro. And if you’re feeling creative, you can even make your own custom cards with our custom card maker.

And if you need a break from all the action, check out J_Alex’s course on shadow puppets or watch a hilarious video of our fearless leaders from a previous patch. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Mom vs GF: Aging Battle Royale

age well, aging, bandana top, battle, Boyfriend, cussed, dress for age, emotionally immature, family, Girlfriend, insulting, Jealousy, mental state, mom, old hooker, oxygen, pill addict, Royale.., sexy outfits, standing up, Support, surgery

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	141	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	72	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy family dynamics and fashion police showdowns.

Looking for a server where you can stand up for your virtual girlfriend against your mom’s questionable fashion choices? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice your comebacks and defend your pixelated loved ones.

Experience the thrill of telling off your mom’s boyfriend, even if he’s on oxygen and recovering from surgery. Show them who’s boss in the virtual world, where consequences are non-existent and drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family feuds and fashion faux pas reign supreme. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

NukeCraft: Putin Panic

Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military standoff, Nuclear Plant, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, Panic, Politics, putin, Putin’s Response, Russian, scrambles, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server cuz Putin is shakin in his boots as Ukrainian forces be creepin up on a nuclear plant. like bruh, u gonna miss out on all the action if u don’t hop on this server. we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now before u miss out on all the fun and Putin’s next meltdown.

ClassicBlock

Adventure, Community, Creative, customizations, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	73

Welcome to Our Skyblock Server!

We are a Skyblock server created normal players. Each season, players compete for the coveted Island Top. The top player earns a special rank for the next season, showcasing their achievement.

In ClassicBlock, players can purchase ranks with in-game currency earned through gameplay. Engage in battles and a special mob arena, with challenges and rewards based on your rank. Additionally, explore special crates filled with exciting items!

When we created our Classic Block Skyblock server, simplicity was our priority. Our goal is to provide an experience where you can just jump on and play, while still enjoying a touch of competitive fun.

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Wasteland Minecraft

Active owner, Citizens, Custom, Denizen, Economy, future updates, Griefdefender, Job, Laid back environment, Land Claim, Level up skills, MCMMO, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planned features., PvP, Relaxing, Rewards, scripted, Survival, Vote, Wasteland Minecraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Relaxing survival. A laid back environment with an active owner. Claim land with GriefDefender, level up your McMMO skills, get a Job, vote for rewards!

Lots planned for the future – multiverse, custom denizen stuff, scripted citizens.

wastelandmc.ddns.net

Welcome to the land of sugar and spice, where diamonds are our currency. Join the sweet chaos of MCSUGARS SMP 1.21!

balance, bedrock, Bedrock Port, blocks, Chaos, Chest Shops, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Ip:, java, Join, Land, Land Claims, map size, MCSugars, minecraft server, Player Warps, Project, Rich, RICHEST, smp, Spice, Sugar, SWEET, Visit, world border

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

MCSugars Server Overview

IP:	mcsugars.com
Discord:	https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8
Description:	MCSugars is an SMP server with a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw diamonds to your balance /balance).
Features:	You can claim land, create player warps, set up chest shops, and strive to become the richest player on the server.
World Border:	50,000 blocks
Map Size:	10,000,000,000 blocks
Bedrock IP:	bedrock.mcsugars.com
Bedrock Port:	19132

FAQ

1. How do I deposit or withdraw diamonds?

You can deposit or withdraw diamonds to your balance using the commands /deposit and /withdraw.

2. How do I claim land?

To claim land, use the land claiming feature available on the server. Simply follow the on-screen instructions to claim your desired area.

3. Can I create player warps?

Yes, you can create player warps for other players to come visit. Make sure to set up your warp location and name it appropriately.

4. How can I set up a chest shop?

To set up a chest shop, go to your warp location and place chests with items for sale. Players can then interact with the chests to purchase items.

5. What is the goal of the server?

The goal of the server is to become the richest player by accumulating wealth through various means such as selling high demand items and engaging in the diamond economy.

Eyes of the HoloEn Minecraft Server

Anime, best eyes, cute, digital avatar, eye color, eye contact, eye makeup, eye shape, EYES, fan favorite, Gaming, holoEN, Kawaii, Livestream, Minecraft, online personality, Server, Streaming Community, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, visual appeal, Vtuber

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to compete in epic eye competitions where only the most holoEn eyes will reign supreme. Forget about building houses or farming crops, here it’s all about showing off your eye game!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of virtual YouTubers (/vt/) who are always up to some shenanigans. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon while exploring the server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to have the best eyes in the land. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

BlockBuster10

all-time favorite, best film of all time, best movie ever, BlockBuster10, favorite movie, Film Critic, highest rated movie, movie buff, movie enthusiast, movie lover, movie recommendations, must-watch movies, top 10 films, top film choices, top movie choices, top movie list, top movie picks, top movie rankings, top movie selection, top rated film, top rated movies

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the equivalent of a blockbuster movie that gets a 10 out of 10 rating! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, epic diamond hunts, and thrilling PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the movie magic for yourself!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Revenge

Conflict Resolution, cross-border disputes, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, self defence, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukraines

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

lol do u wanna join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole storyline like germany recognising ukraine’s right to self-defence on russia’s kursk oblast?? yea we got crazy stuff happening in our server like pigs flying and cows doing the macarena. u can build ur own castle and defend it from zombie villagers with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we even have a secret underground city where u can mine for rare diamonds and emeralds. so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!