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Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magic Items Found:	2101	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Neanderthals & Humans Unite Server

ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeologists, Evolution, fossil record, genetic admixture, genetic research, Homo genus, Homo neanderthalensis, homo sapiens, human evolution, human history, human migration, humans, hybridization, interbreeding, modern humans, Neanderthal ancestry, Neanderthals, Paleontology, prehistoric, Server, unite

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA INSIDE SCOOP ON WHERE DEM HUMANS AND NEANDERTHALS GOT IT ON AND MADE BABIES! COME EXPLORE DIS HISTORICAL SITE AND SEE IF U CAN FIND ANY ANCIENT BABY NEANDERTHALS RUNNING AROUND! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET CAVE FILLED WITH CHEESE! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF HISTORY… AND CHEESE!

WanderlustMC

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	29850	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Void Gems Collected:	18	Enchantments Applied:	258
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can travel the farthest without even moving ur lazy butt off the couch. we got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers. u can build ur own castle made entirely out of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust us, this server is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of a lifetime!

ChatCraft: Transmitting Knowledge

brain activity, ChatCraft, cognitive development., cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Communication, communication skills, complex thought, cultural evolution, cultural knowledge, Human Behavior, human evolution, knowledge, Language, language evolution, linguistic anthropology, modern humans, neuroscience, recent study, study, symbolic thought, thinking, Transmitting

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Emeralds Found:	2973	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, this server is like no other, man. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right, creepers with a sense of humor.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever see. we’re talking diamonds that sparkle so bright, they blind you for a second. but don’t worry, we also have sunglasses for sale in our virtual shop.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s real, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. but be careful, there are traps set by evil villagers who are jealous of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience a world like no other. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our virtual cookies are to die for.

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

Alternative Medicine, depression, hallucinogens, Happy, holistic healing, long-term effects, mental health, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, positive effects, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, psychological connectedness, research, serotonin, Server, sex drive, ShroomCraft, social functioning, SSRI antidepressants, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9435	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, sus, Women, Wyt

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

Allowed, Boredom, Edition, Fun, smp, survival multiplayer tweaks diamond economy events warp stones teleport bucketable entities crafting enjoyable community server features tweaks safe house vanilla game new twists friends, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

Current Character Banners, drip marketing, feixiao files, feixiao general, Feixiao Trailer, Flying Aureus Shot, general, Honkai, honkai community, Honkai Impact 3, Honkai Impact resources, honkai lore, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, Myriad Celestia Trailer, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, smp, star, Star Rail General, taking it easy, Thread Template

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

MomCraft Server

babysitter, Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, daycare, family, full-time, Fun, instagram, Jealousy, judgment, MomCraft, Mother, parenting, partying, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, stay at home, vacation, young

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Animals Bred:	132	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

aita, BAG, barista, clean up, close together, coffee shop, CoffeeCraftChargerDrama, condition, contact info, free drink, laptop, laptop charger, mop, new charger, replacement drink, RESPONSIBILITY, Spill, spilled coffee, Tables, towel

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

acting career, adolescence, Before and after, Celebrity, child actor, Development, dramatic, Edition, entertainment industry, famous personalities, GLOW, growth spurt, Hollywood, noticeable difference, Off Screen, on-screen, physical changes, puberty change, PubertyCraft, series, transformation, tv show, young performer

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ores Mined:	6208
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3148	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!