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Why Wasting Time and Energy Complaining About Modern Shitty Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of being bombarded with microtransactions and loot boxes in every game you play? Do you long for the good old days of gaming when you didn’t have to sell your soul to progress? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.

So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	4362
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a diverse range of characters to choose from! From a purple alien with laser eyes to a sentient block of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

Join us on our server and experience the epic adventures of Steve, a white male protagonist, and Ming-Ming, an Asian female co-protagonist, as they journey through pixelated worlds in search of the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny.

But beware, the evil Villager King is always lurking around the corner, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into questionable fashion choices. Will you be able to defeat him and save the day?

So why settle for the same old boring character choices in other games when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

SherlockCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153

Are you tired of boring old Sherlock Holmes games that feel like Grandma’s hidden object games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate detective adventure you’ve been searching for! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can solve mysteries, uncover clues, and catch criminals all while building your own virtual empire.

Forget about those “modern” Sherlock Holmes games, our server is where the real detective action is at. From secret underground lairs to mysterious hidden passageways, you’ll never run out of puzzles to solve and cases to crack. And don’t worry, there’s no shortage of thrilling plot twists and heart-pounding suspense to keep you on the edge of your seat.

So why waste your time with mediocre detective games when you can join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate sleuth? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Galactic Clash Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of endless anime combos as you battle it out with other players. Our delayed attacks will keep you on your toes, and don’t even get us started on the lack of poise – it’s chaos in the best way possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with advanced input reading technology, so you better bring your A-game if you want to survive. And who could forget the legendary battles of Zanzibartvs? Trust us, you won’t find a more fair and fun server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyBlissMC

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	7731

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly pets. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Just hop on our server and escape to a land where everything is made of pixelated blocks and the possibilities are endless.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this wacky world. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero that saves the day? The choice is yours.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun, right?).

SlashCraft: Where Hackers Fear to Tread

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	962187
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring games that are just rehashes of existing series? Do you feel like you’re on the brink of death because you can’t find a new, modern hack and slash game that excites you? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from certain doom!

Join our server for a wild ride of epic battles, insane adventures, and hilarious antics. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. You’ll never know what crazy creatures or challenges you’ll encounter next!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that only the bravest of players can hope to defeat. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become a legend in your own right!

FamilyCraft: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and building forts is a family affair!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate family-friendly destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for epic quests where you can team up with your family members to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or embark on a hilarious scavenger hunt to find the rarest items in the game. Need a break from all the action? Relax at our virtual beach resort where you can build sandcastles with your kids or challenge your grandma to a fishing competition.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at our infamous Parkour Challenge, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most family-centric Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8386	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Animals Bred:	69
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2732	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

HydeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Star Shards Collected:	275
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you on the other side!

CrazyCraftersGuild

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

If you answered “Minecraft players,” then you are absolutely correct! And if you want to join the ranks of the most insane and deranged individuals in the world, then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

CraftyCreeperCrew

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can BLOW STUFF UP just like dem suspected female suicide bombers in Nigeria! We got crazy TNT parties and explosions that will make ur head spin! Join now and be part of the chaos, cuz who needs peace when u can have BOOMS?! #minecraft #explosions #crazyfun

TimeTravelNoShow

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	149
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Votes:	6616
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server where time travel is real, but no one has come back yet because they’re too busy mining diamonds in the future! Join our server and be the first to meet a time traveler who will show you how to build a time machine out of dirt and chicken feathers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your most prized possessions. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Time travel, talking cows, and dancing llamas await you!

Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets power struggles, allies team up for noodles, and cheesy towns reign supreme!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Minecraft Server Information

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Discord Link

https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool! There is a simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like custom Music disk midis, player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit(acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, and random stuff.

Try out our place if you’re interested!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
What can I find in the server shop?	The shop sells trinkets, custom Music disk midis, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there is PvP on the server.
Are there any towns in the server?	Yes, there are a couple of towns in the server.
Can I request new plugins?	Yes, the community can request new plugins for the server.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe! Join us on our quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted hot tub where you can soak your worries away while chatting with a talking chicken who gives great life advice.

So why wait? Join our Telegram group now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

AsobiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9345	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Suzumoto Rin’s decision-making skills? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to leave any loose threads… unless you count the ones hanging off of our players’ poorly crafted pixel art creations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was once home to a group of wild chickens who ruled with an iron beak. They laid eggs of pure diamond and squawked in perfect harmony. But one day, a brave player named Steve challenged the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The chickens were so impressed by his sick moves that they crowned him King of the Coop and now he rules with a feathered fist.

If that’s not reason enough to join, then how about this: our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a pirate’s booty and more secret passages than a haunted mansion. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have stopped exploding out of sheer joy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just don’t forget to bring your own tard wrangler… you’re gonna need it.

Room4Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and exploring with a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers!

Looking for a vacation from your everyday responsibilities? Join us and build your dream world without any pregnant wife drama or work interruptions! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild, without any hotel room disputes or misunderstandings about flights.

Don’t worry about needing to be well-rested for meetings here – on our server, the only meetings you’ll have are with fellow players to plan your next epic build or raid on a dungeon! Say goodbye to arguments over separate hotel rooms and hello to a world where the only thing you need to focus on is having fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who needs a vacation when you can have endless adventures in our blocky paradise? You won’t find any angry spouses here, just pure gaming bliss!

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Void Gems Collected:	35

Are you tired of boring weddings where you’re not even invited to be a bridesmaid? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a bridesmaid! That’s right, you’ll be walking down the pixelated aisle in style, surrounded by all your blocky friends.

Join our server and experience the drama of choosing your maid of honor, dealing with last-minute wedding planning, and feeling crushed when you’re not chosen as a bridesmaid. Who needs real-life weddings when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and say “I do” to the craziest wedding experience of your life. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with all your blocky buddies?

SexyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7655
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you ready to hear the sexiest thing ever? Join our Minecraft server and hear our villagers whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you mine for diamonds. They’ll tell you how your pickaxe is the most attractive tool they’ve ever seen and how your crafting skills make them weak in the knees. Trust us, you’ve never experienced romance like this before in a virtual world. So come join us and let the love (and creepers) explode!