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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 993 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
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