Digging Graves: The Minecraft SMP

songs that celebrate life, favorite funeral songs, Graves, personal funeral song, honoring the deceased with music

Welcome, brave souls, to the wildest ride in the blocky universe! If you’ve ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the laws of physics take a backseat and the craziness levels are over 9000, you’ve struck gold, my friend! So toss your pickaxe (or don’t, I’m not your mom) and let me hit you with some LOOT-tastic reasons to jump into this pixelated wonderland that’s like a fever dream but, like, in a good way!

Firstly, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco made entirely of glowing squid ink and funky beats? Like seriously, at midnight, squids gather and throw a rave you would not believe! Last time, Gary the Goblin tried to crash it, but we just pushed him into the lava pit and turned it into a mosh pit! 🤘✨

Oh and speaking of squids, forget about boring ol’ cows! We’ve genetically engineered magical flying cows that rain cookies when they moo. ONE OF THEM JUST LANDED ON MY HEAD – MY LIFE IS NOW A COMEDY SHOW! Imagine riding a cow that flaps its wings while singing “I Will Survive” as you soar over a cactus field. Yes, it’s 100% possible in this SMP. No, I can’t explain how. Just join.

Now, if you ever wanted to encounter creepypasta characters while trying to build a cozy beach resort, this is YOUR PLACE, my dude. One guy got chased by Herobrine while he was crafting a sandcastle. He said it was the most terrifying and exhilarating moment of his life, like riding a rollercoaster through a haunted house filled with spiders. But guess what? He got a cool trophy for surviving and now he wields the power of fear. 😱🔥

Also, one time we accidentally opened a portal to the Nether because we thought it was just a pizza oven and now we have a pizza shop that serves spicy blaze wings and netherite-infused cheese sticks! 🥓🍕 Who needs a regular life when you can bite into the fiery and crispy essence of the underworld?

Oh, and did I mention there’s a cat overlord that demands weekly tributes of fish but sometimes grants wishes? That’s right, if you had a dream of flipping a house made out of diamond blocks, well, your new feline king might just make it happen if you give him a salmon or two. Just don’t forget to offer a head scratch, or he might unleash his wrath upon you.🐾👑

So grab your diamond sword, assemble your squad of cool weirdos, and hop onto the craziest server out there. We might not have a serious agenda, but who needs it when you can create utter chaos, forge alliances over pizza, and ride flying cows into the sunset? Just remember to pack your sense of humor, a good pair of shoes (because the lava is real), and your funeral jam—just in case your epic building skills lead you into a creeper explosion!

Join us and let the shenanigans BEGIN! 🍕🐉💥

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Rainbow Ram Ranch

Homosexuality, homosexuality research, domestic rams, macaques, nature vs nurture

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the sheep are like, super gay rams. Like, they’re just prancing around, flirting with each other and having fabulous rainbow parties. And then there’s these macaques swinging from tree to tree, also being all lovey-dovey with each other. It’s like a Pride parade every day on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Scientists say that being gay could actually make you better at getting a mate if you’re a straight dude. So, like, join this server and become a master at flirting and finding love in Minecraft! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so beneficial, right?

Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally fabulous Minecraft server where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Let your rainbow flag fly high and build your own love nest in this virtual world. Trust us, you won’t find a more colorful and loving community anywhere else!

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Eldoria Origins

Safe, #meet new people, proximity chat, Friends, comfortable

Welcome to Eldoria!
We are a chill and relaxed Minecraft server for you and your friends to enjoy and meet new people! We dabble a little bit in some roleplay and we are also streamer friendly! :3

What to Expect:
24/7 server open to play on whenever and however long
Community built spawn
Origins mod, Origin: Classes, and plenty of datapacks to look at!
Farmer’s Delight
Proximity Chat
Magic mods
And a bunch of other mods to explore!

Note: Most of us here are neurodivergent and are also a part of the LGBT+ community, we’ve tried to make this community as comfortable and safe for you and everyone else as much as we possibly can!

I really hope to see you there and thank you for reading. Have a wonderful day! <3

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Question	Answer
Is the server always open?	Yes, the server is open 24/7 for you to play on whenever you like.
Are there any specific mods on the server?	Yes, we have Origins mod, Origin: Classes, Farmer’s Delight, Proximity Chat, Magic mods, and more for you to explore!
Is the community welcoming to all players?	Yes, most of our players are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community, making the server a safe and comfortable space for everyone.

Whispering Woods 1.20.5

Social Interaction, neurobiology, Empathy, friendless, mental health

Join our Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner empathy and finally make some friends! Watch as other players yawn and feel the urge to yawn yourself. It’s like a virtual empathy training ground, but with blocks and creepers. Who needs real-life friends when you can have Minecraft buddies who understand your yawning habits? Don’t be friendless in real life, join our server and yawn your way to friendship!

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SisterSneakAttack Minecraft Server

Homeless, Minecraft, family, Support, SisterSneakAttack

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing up at manipulative “sisters” is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive drama and outrageous accusations.

Are you tired of being accused of being abused by your in-game wife just because you can’t babysit for days on end? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and stand up for your pixelated partner.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your “sister” about her inappropriate family gossip and demanding late-night requests for virtual chocolate and coffee. And don’t forget about the hospital drama, where you can defend your wife against accusations of selfishness while battling a serious illness.

Join now and unleash your inner AH as you navigate through family feuds, vacation planning without your spouse, and holiday money theft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be labeled “vile” and accused of making up lies by your in-game relatives.

So, are you ready to blow up at your virtual family members and defend your in-game wife against all odds? Then join our Minecraft server today and let the chaos begin!

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RainbowBlockParty

family sacrifice, uprooting life, necessary sacrifice, Understanding, gay marriage

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate through the challenges of supporting your husband’s relationship while also trying to maintain your own sanity. Will you make the ultimate sacrifice and move to a new country for love, or will you stand your ground and say no like a boss?

With crazy plotlines like this, you’ll never get bored on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of making tough decisions in a virtual world where anything is possible!

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WeirdKidMinecraftSMP

quirky behavior, unusual behaviors, bizarre actions, peculiar actions, WeirdKidMinecraftSMP

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, I was playing on the server and I found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the base was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats. I know, crazy right? But that’s not even the best part. When I tried to approach the base, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses swooped down from the sky and challenged me to a dance-off. Long story short, I won and now I have a pet chicken named Disco. So yeah, if you want to experience wild adventures like this, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BlockyBanter: Creeper Confessions

Shocking revelation, eavesdropped conversation, Startling, creeper, Secrets

Have you ever heard someone say they found diamonds in their cereal instead of marshmallows? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon rare treasures while mining, like a chest full of enchanted golden carrots or a pet creeper that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, the conversations here are never dull and always full of surprises. So why wait? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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MerkelCraft: No Far-Right Allowed

Social Democrats, Europe, German politics, Allowed, right-wing extremism

so, u know how angela merkel is all like “hey party, stop hangin with the far-right dudes, it aint cool”? well, on this server, we embrace ALL the crazies! want to build a giant swastika out of diamond blocks? go for it! want to roleplay as hitler and conquer the entire server? sure thing! we even have a secret underground bunker where u can plot world domination with your fellow dictators. join us for a wild ride of political incorrectness and chaos! but remember, it’s all in good fun, so don’t take it too seriously. come on, you know you want to join the madness!

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BoomersAndZoomers

age disparity, Sociology, Evolution, research, age gap

So, like, this server is like a total love connection, bro! We did some serious research and found out that older dudes are more likely to hook up with younger chicks, and vice versa. It’s like a real-life soap opera happening in Minecraft! Join our server and see if you can find your age-related soulmate. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up building a pixelated castle together and living happily ever after. Age is just a number, baby!

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