🔥modern farmhouse 3000 square feet Minecraft Servers

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

acquire, counting on, CREEPERS, death, Die, Earth, FAMOUS, Fool, grave, hedonistic pleasure, Jesus, life in abundance, Live Forever, Lost, LostCraft, material things, materialism, Rich, Save, Treasures, Wise

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9945	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Items Found:	6211	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

agitating, anger, ANNOYING, CraftyCreeperCapers, Enraging, enraging trail, exasperating, FAGGOT, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, irksome, IRRITATING, lolz, mad, maddening, MOMENTS, pissed off, provoking, RAGE, rageinducing, Seething, Upset, vexing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

blocky, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, gtYLYL, haha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGH, laughs, lmfao, lol, lols, memes, Minecraft, rofl, Server, silly, social media, trending, viral, ylyl

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

87, 89, Abilities, Analysis, average IQ, capacity, Cognitive, comparison, data, Decline, Decrease, DROPPED, GobbleCraft, higher, intelligence, IQs, Measurement, Mental, Population, statistics, study, trend, turkey, Turkeys

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9163
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Votes:	3669	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Farms Harvested:	469	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

cinematic experience, cinematic journey, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film critique, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film experience, film studies, film theory, higher order kino, immersive cinema, kino experience, KraftyKino, LEVEL, lols, movie lovers, movie magic, next level kino, ready for kino, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1104	Villages Defended:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	6424	Dragon Eggs Found:	8366
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

#youtube, AMERICANS, Anons, banned, Bible verses, channel, Christ haters, controversy, discussion, doesnt, exalt Israel, Exist, false Christian, frens, Jews, Misinformation, misinformed, palestine, PALS, PIXEL, synagogue of Satan, unwavering support, Video

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Ores Mined:	9588	Dragon Eggs Found:	1227
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Character development, comedy, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, cute, dark fantasy, Demons, ENERGY, FANTASY, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, school life, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural powers, teamwork, those little scissors cuts

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!