modern embarrassments Minecraft Servers

modern embarrassments Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCringe

    CraftyCringe
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 8115
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 New Chunks Explored: 127066
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being embarrassed in 50 years because you’ll be too busy laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server!

    Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like a wacky cartoon come to life!

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests where you can ride on the back of a giant squid to battle a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a pack of friendly wolves to take down an army of evil skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe in 50 years, people will be embarrassed they weren’t a part of it sooner!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RingWars Minecraft Server

    RingWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 537
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the one ring has been won and Middle Earth is now a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with volcanic eruptions and orc cannibalism! Will you join forces with the remaining survivors or embrace your inner orc and feast on your enemies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive at all costs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of this epic, twisted adventure unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ex-Hubby Drama Minecraft Server

    Ex-Hubby Drama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 3503
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 365 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 132 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a chance to reconnect with long-lost family members, exes, and their new partners – all while navigating the treacherous waters of loyalty and betrayal.

    Who needs to build a house when you can build bridges between feuding family members instead? Will you choose to stay loyal to your sister, or will you risk it all for a chance at a new friendship?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your block. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family drama showdown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TripPanicDineGoneWild

    TripPanicDineGoneWild
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 3922
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you crying like Kelsey? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to have a good time without the drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no passive-aggressive comments about not planning enough activities. Plus, we promise not to give you nasty looks or make you sell your concert ticket just because we can’t communicate properly. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the Kelsey-level drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft30+Advice4Teens

    Minecraft30+Advice4Teens
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 145
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Dragon Scales Harvested: 327
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with squeaky-voiced kids? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for cool cats over thirty! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a teenager who wandered onto our server thinking they could outbuild us oldies. Little did they know, we had been playing Minecraft since before they were born! We showed them who the real block-building bosses were and they never dared to challenge us again.

    But that’s not all! On our server, we have epic build battles where we compete to see who can create the most ridiculous and extravagant structures. From pixel art of Nicolas Cage to giant toilets made entirely out of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So, if you’re over thirty and looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your love for all things blocky and pixelated.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CokeCraft: Sharky Shores

    CokeCraft: Sharky Shores
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 2904
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Emeralds Found: 2022
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the sharks off the Brazil coast are testing positive for COCAINE?! Like, what even is happening in this world, amirite? But hey, if you wanna join a server where the mobs are high on drugs and the blocks are made of pure sugar, then this is the place for you! Dive into the ocean and swim with the coke-fueled sharks, build a house out of candy canes, and ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join the madness and let’s get lit in this wacky Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ApeTaxCraft

    ApeTaxCraft
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 4417
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Villages Defended: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Magic Items Found: 6450 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Star Shards Collected: 62

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where apes are the rulers and humans are the peasants. we have banana farms, treehouses for swinging around, and a lava pit for those pesky humans who try to rebel.

    come join us and experience the thrill of being ruled by our ape overlords. build your own banana empire, ride on the backs of giant gorillas, and battle it out in the jungle arena.

    don’t miss out on the chance to live in a world where apes talk and humans pay taxes. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoonRockMadness

    MoonRockMadness
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 139
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2966 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s outta this world? Well, this server has got samples from the freakin’ lunar far side, courtesy of China! That’s right, we got moon rocks up in here, ready for you to mine and craft with!

    But wait, there’s more! The geological context of the Chang’e-6 landing area is off the charts! We’re talkin’ crazy landscapes, insane caves, and mysterious structures just waiting to be explored. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll find buried beneath the surface?

    So why should you join this epic server? Because where else can you say you’ve mined moon rocks in Minecraft, huh? Plus, who knows what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this lunar paradise. So grab your pickaxe, suit up, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now and start your journey to the moon…literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExeParadise

    ExeParadise
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 8224
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 239 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is ExeParadise Network’s Lifesteal Server Don’t Forget To Join Our Discord Server Via /discord!

    in13.gbnodes.com:25662

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MCHell.ru Minecraft server

    MCHell.ru Minecraft server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 526
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Votes: 6436 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Conquer the world of Minecraft with us! Here you will find new friends, have a great time and enjoy the game! Our server runs on powerful hardware, this ensures high performance, which is very important for a comfortable game. We will be glad if you join our team! The server administration is always in touch, if you want to ask us a question, write to our address [email protected]we will be glad to answer your questions! The server works in survival mode. You can tickle your nerves, test your survival skills. We have a huge space for creativity and relaxation, the server is glad to all players, regardless of gender and nationality, we are all equal!

    188.134.84.252

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyClash Minecraft Server

    CraftyClash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 9849
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can battle it out with M. Bison from Street Fighter! That’s right, we’ve got a special release where you can face off against this iconic villain in the world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got Year 2 Character Reveal Trailers that will blow your mind! Who knows who you’ll come across in our server, it’s a surprise at every corner.

    And don’t forget about our official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website that is live and buzzing with excitement. You’ll feel like a pro player in no time on our server.

    With our S2 Balance Patch, you’ll experience gameplay like never before. It’s a whole new world of possibilities and challenges waiting for you.

    And if you’re looking for some high-level replays to study and learn from, we’ve got you covered. You’ll be a Minecraft Street Fighter master in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with M. Bison himself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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