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  • WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

    WTF WT! Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 8245
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

    – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

    – Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

    So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

    ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 3312
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

    From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFoolsMC

    CraftyFoolsMC
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 9864
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Falling into the Void: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

    Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 5085
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Villages Defended: 20 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

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  • KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

    KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 1998
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

    LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 3393
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Emeralds Found: 7104 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Ores Mined: 4174 Votes: 5343
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

    imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Incel-free Minecraft Server

    Incel-free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 7708
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

    Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

    So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

    Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 3882
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Runes Activated: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

    You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

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  • CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

    CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 3879
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Star Shards Collected: 101

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaskFail1000

    TaskFail1000
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 2274
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Enchantments Applied: 218

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

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  • CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

    CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 1775
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Votes: 2610
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

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