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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6129 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7401 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4961 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll get the best career advice ever, like, “Always carry a bucket of water with you in case you accidentally fall into lava” or “Don’t trust anyone who offers to trade you diamonds for dirt”! It’s life-changing stuff, I swear!
So, like, come join us and experience all the chaos and craziness that is this Minecraft SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.