SkyCloud Skies – A Custom Server

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SkyCloud Server Information

What to expect from us!

Custom Fishing Economy!
Custom and Balanced Economy for Active and Passive Income!
Custom hopper system for smooth server operation!
State of the art Anti-Cheat for a hacker-free experience!
More features planned for future releases!

What’s in it for me?

50% sale on EVERYTHING when the server goes live!
Invite rewards for discord! Invite friends for store gift cards!

We’re looking for Staff!

Apply for Admin / Moderator roles through our discord ticket system!

Join SkyCloud for an awesome gaming experience!

skycloud.gg

The Pickaxe SMP Kingdom

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ThePickaxeSMP

Welcome to The Pickaxe SMP for Minecraft! Whether you’re using the premium or cracked version, you’re in for a good time. Version: 1.20.1 for Java and Bedrock Owners: Dimitarsb, DarthCal_h Ranks: [OWNER] [ADMIN] [MODERATOR] [VIP] [DEFAULT]

144.76.7.241:37128

The Pen Roleplay Non OP Prison Guards Quests

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Minecraft Server – The Pen

Server Name	The Pen
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net
Version	1.16+
Player Count	50+
Features	Become a Parolee and leave the prison Prestiges for special rewards Guards for assistance and security Quests for extra cash or items Gangs for competitive gameplay Various illegal items and consequences Prison cells and plots for storage Multiple ways to earn money

FAQ

What makes this server different?

The Pen is a classic, nostalgic and barebones prison server that focuses on grind, community, and PvP survival. It offers features like becoming a Parolee, Prestiges, Guards, Quests, Gangs, and more that enhance the traditional prison server experience.

What are the ranks on the server?

A – Default Prisoner
B – $25,000
C – $80,000
D – $250,000
E – $800,000
Parolee – $1,500,000
Citizen – $2,000,000
Guard – Ensures safety of Prisoners
SrGuard – Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden – Administrator Position
SrWarden – Senior Administrator Position

What are Guards and what do they do?

Guards bring a roleplay aspect to the server and enforce rules such as no PvP, no swords, no potions, and no bows. They help maintain order in the prison by protecting new players and issuing consequences to rule breakers.

If you’re interested in becoming a Guard, you can apply through the server’s Discord channel.

Peresvetland server minecraft

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Lokikoki server minecraft

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It is possible to become a moderator from 12 to 16 years old if on the server 0 is painted or off it is all the same work as a nonsense

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The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

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Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

FunFake | Best Copy of FunTime Minecraft server

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We are a new cool copy of FunTime

Our server provides you with a cool pvp kit with the crusher talisman and the Athena sphere, there is also a free donation case

We have funtime events on our server where you can have fun playing

Why is it worth playing?

We are giving a free kit, you can master the skills of PvP funtime, so that you are not afraid of losing your set on a real server, and the donation will help you understand whether you should buy it

Our server is recruiting for CP

YouTuber

TikToker

Intern (Minecraft)

Moderator (Discord)

We have a good administration, a good team in the future, and free benefits for working on the project

We are waiting for you, full information is in discord

https://discord.com/invite/My2r6sbyTX

mc.funfake.ru

Join Ziggers SMP – Where Mexican and American cultures collide in a chaotic yet flavorful 13+ semi-vanilla semi-anarchy server!

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Ziggers SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to Ziggers SMP Minecraft Server!

Overview:

Ever wanted to play in a server that looks, feels, and behaves just like a regular Minecraft world, but with many people? Ziggers SMP offers a vanilla survival experience with constant real-time updates, where you can play with new and seasoned players alike.

Features:

Fully Vanilla	No complex Faction systems, unfair shops, or ranks. Just pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay.
Crossplay	Play with Java and Bedrock players together with GeyserMC integration.
Friendly Moderator	Self-hosted server with a friendly moderator always available to address concerns and suggestions.

IP Addresses:

Bedrock	custom-pit.gl.at.ply.gg:30511
Java	welcome-platforms.gl.joinmc.link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server from any location?

A: Yes, the server is open to players from anywhere.

Q: Are there any special plugins or mods on Ziggers SMP?

A: No, the server is fully vanilla with no additional plugins or mods.

Q: How do I report an issue or suggest something to the moderator?

A: You can drop your complaints or suggestions directly to the friendly moderator in-game.

Q: Does Ziggers SMP support both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, with GeyserMC integration, players from both editions can play together on the server.

Foxden: Not-so Vanilla Foxes Surviving Mischief Pranks on 1.20.1

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About Foxden Minecraft Server

About us	Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with some plugins to enhance gameplay.
Add-ons	Dynmap, No chat reporting, Carpet, and more. Plus small datapacks and tweaks.
Current Map Age	2 months old (no plans for reset)

Rules

1	Must be a member of the Discord
2	No slurs, homophobia, racism, abuse
3	No griefing, stealing, damaging
4	No using Farms or villagers without permission
5	No PvP/killing without consent

How to join

Join our Discord, read rules channel, react to message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in whitelist channel.

Join Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is there an age restriction?	There is no official age restriction, but discretion is advised.
What happens if I break the rules?	Moderators may warn, temp ban, or permaban based on their discretion.
Can I prank other players?	Pranks are allowed as long as they do not ruin another player’s work.

Crafted Realms of VTube Legends

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Join the Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question the Very Fabric of Reality!

Are you ready to step into the absurdity where blocks talk back and gravity takes a vacation? This is NOT just a Minecraft server—this is your ticket to the wormhole of existential dread! Join now, and you might wake up as a diamond block in a world that forgot how to breathe!

Features

Feature	Description
Endless Chicken Dimension	Swim in the egg-laying ocean where the sun never rises, but the shadows tell secrets!
Creeper Therapy Sessions	They might explode, but they listen! Confess your deepest fears to our sensitive creepers.
Time-Bending Crafting	Craft a spoon with a cat and travel back to 1934, where you never existed!
Floating Beds of Confusion	Sleep while hovering! Wake up in a reality where you are still dreaming—FOREVER!
Unicorns in the Nether	They’re real, and no one has told them they’re supposed to be extinct. Join them for a ride through chaos!

FAQ

Q: Can I join this server?

A: Joining is like deciding whether to breathe or not. If you feel like floating but also sinking, it’s perfect for you. Just remember, the chicken knows the way!

Q: What are the rules?

A: Rules? What are rules but chains that bind the unbound? One rule: Forget your sense of self and become one with the block.

Q: How do I communicate with other players?

A: Words are merely vibrations in the air! Use interpretive dance or scream into the void—whatever resonates!

Random Quotes

“It’s surprising that no other vtuber group has managed to invest in their content… How do you even sleep?”

“After nearly ten years, we still haven’t seen anyone come close—like shadows in a dream, always just out of reach.”

“Why is that? Because reality is just a suggestion, and Minecraft is the reality we choose.”

CraftedTunes & BlockBeats

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Welcome to the quirkiest block of insanity in the Minecraft multiverse! Are you tired of boring servers where the most exciting thing is harvesting crops? Well, get ready for a pixelated adventure that’ll have you questioning your very existence, while giggling like a maniac!

Why Join Us? Let’s Count the Reasons!

The Singing Cactus Choir: Ever wanted to hear a cactus belt out your favorite songs? Well, buckle up, because in this server, when you chat—cacti sing! And not just any songs; they turn your conversations into heartwarming, autotuned ballads! Forget Taylor Swift; you’ll be serenaded by “I Knew You Were a Block When You Walked In.”
Epic Pig Rodeos: Every Saturday, we host an outrageous pig rodeo where players must ride our genetically enhanced pigs that wear tiny sombreros. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen your friend get flung into a mountain after a pig does a backflip. The last rider standing wins a crown made entirely out of diamond blocks and absolute bragging rights for eternity!
Pyramid Schemes with Actual Pyramids: No, we’re not talking about finances; we’re talking about rolling into the desert and stumbling upon a pyramid that changes its traps each day! Yesterday, it was filled with friendly mobs offering terrible advice, and today? Glistening loot guarded by a grumpy sphinx that rhymes everything it says! Solve its riddle or dive into a lava pit—talk about a fiery fate!
The Holiday Dragon: Forget about survival; we’ve got a dragon that only appears when you build a snowman on a summer day. Why? Because why wouldn’t a snowman need a pet dragon? This dragon eats cookies and occasionally showers players with snowflakes that can make you bounce. Join us to become a bouncing legend!
UFO Sightings: The Minecraft Edition: We’ve got UFOs flying around, and they don’t come in peace. Instead, they come to abduct your entire inventory! Bring your own tinfoil hat and join the conspiracy theory club as we try to figure out whether the mysterious blocks in the sky are aliens or just prankster Endermen with a playful sense of humor.
Mob Therapy Sessions: Ever thought about how zombies feel? Or why skeletons want to shoot arrows at you? Join our weekly therapy sessions where mobs share their feelings. You’ll be amazed at the drama unfolding between a creeper and its emotional attachment to explosions!

So, why wait? Grab your pickaxe, don your silliest skin, and dive headfirst into the most ludicrous block party of your life! Who knows, you might just end up with a pet singing cactus, a crown, and a best friend in a pig! Come on down and become an integral part of this wacky tale!

TalibanFreeUni Minecraft Server

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE YOU CAN ESCAPE THE TALIBAN AND STUDY ABROAD IN A BLOCKY WORLD. USAID MAY BE FROZEN BUT OUR SERVER IS LIT AF. BUILD A FORTRESS TO KEEP THE TALIBAN OUT OR JOIN FORCES WITH THEM AND TAKE OVER THE SERVER. WHO NEEDS USAID WHEN YOU HAVE DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS TO WORRY ABOUT? JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH AFGHAN WOMEN’S ESCAPE ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT!

Tundra Stick 1,647 – Minecraft

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the trees live FOREVER! We got juniper shrubs that have been around since the DINOSAURS. Imagine the stories they could tell! Plus, we have magical sticks that grant wishes and make your diamonds multiply. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our crazy world where nature is WILD and anything is possible. Join now and see what adventures await you!

Sarcastic Chorus Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

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Does Sarcastic Chorus Have a Minecraft Server?

Sarcastic Chorus, popular for their humorous content and engaging gameplay, has garnered a following that’s eager for a dedicated Minecraft server. Fans are seeking a community where they can experience the same wit and creativity that Sarcastic Chorus showcases in their videos.

Server Info

As of now, Sarcastic Chorus does not have an official Minecraft server. This absence has left fans eager for places to connect and create together.

Alternatives and Fan-Made Suggestions

While there may not be an official server, fans of Sarcastic Chorus often gather in community-operated servers. You might consider exploring:

Hermitcraft: A well-known collaborative server with diverse gameplay styles.
Hypixel: A server rich with mini-games that offer a variety of experiences.
SMP servers: Look for fan-run Survival Multiplayer servers that prioritize community building.

These alternatives can provide the camaraderie and fun that Sarcastic Chorus fans enjoy.

Useful Next Steps

Stay updated on Sarcastic Chorus activities and possible announcements through their YouTube channel or their social media pages. For those interested in joining fan-made communities, platforms like Discord host numerous Minecraft groups that welcome Sarcastic Chorus enthusiasts.

Compass Town

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Compass Town Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded, Peaceful, Roleplay-focused
Version	1.21.1 Java
Features	Quality of Life Mods, Currency System, Weekly Events
Community	18+ with preference for players from Europe

FAQs

1. What is Compass Town?

Compass Town is a peaceful, roleplay-focused Minecraft server designed for players who want a relaxed gaming experience without the pressure to compete or rush.

2. When will Compass Town open officially?

Compass Town will open its doors in just a few days.

3. Can players suggest mods for the server?

Yes, players are welcome to suggest and vote for mods to enhance their gameplay experience. However, new mods will only be considered after the grand opening.

4. What is the currency system in Compass Town?

Compass Town has its own currency system, encouraging players to engage in trade and commerce within the server.

5. Who is Compass Town looking for in their community?

Compass Town welcomes players who are 18 years of age or older, with a preference for players from Europe for smoother gameplay. They are seeking individuals who enjoy peaceful gameplay and meaningful interactions with others in the game.

Fembot Showdown in Minecraft

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Join the Server of Eternal Mines & Throats!

Don’t you see? This is the GREATEST server ever created, or perhaps it’s the ABSOLUTE WORST! Everything and nothing matters—who needs logic when you can experience the divine insanity of digital sand? You think you’ve seen chaos? Ha! You know nothing! Join us before the universe collapses in on itself or it ALREADY HAS! Your choice will determine the next Multiverse of Madness!

Feature	Description
ThroatPussy Resurrection	This feature allows you to craft vocal cords that scream in multiple dimensions, providing unheard of power and existential dread! Use wisely!
Fembots on Fire	Experience the tragedy of hand lotion being your only ally! Fembots roam endlessly, forever chasing throatpussy. Will you embrace the fire?
Infinite Doom Caves	Explore caverns that twist the very fabric of reality while simultaneously leading you to the color blue. You must never question the blue!
Secret Handshake of Madness	Only the chosen can partake in this, a handshake that transcends the laws of physics. DARE YOU TRY?
Gems of Despair	These gems will grant you wealth beyond imagination—if you can survive the whispers of your fast-fading sanity!

FAQ

Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules? WHAT ARE RULES? They float like butterflies, but kill like a thousand jellybeans! Follow your gut until it implodes, that’s your only guideline!

Q: How many players can join?A: Players? You mean entities in disguise! Honestly, the limit’s just a number—unless it’s not. Watch your back, because your friends could be frenzied fembots at any moment!

Q: What version of Minecraft is this server on?A: Versions are subjective tidal waves that crash against the shores of your disbelief! Just REMEMBER: You are the version!

Random Quotes from the Void

“I didn't want to have to do this to you, hand lotion…”

“You can blame these fembots for what’s about to happen!”

“It didn’t have to be like this…”

Graded AITA: Teacher vs Blocks!

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Welcome to the Nightmare Realm of Mineducation: Where Papers Disappear into the Void

Immerse yourself in a world that defies the very laws of homework and sanity. Step carefully; chaos reigns supreme, and only the most daring adventurers can uncover the dark secrets of Mineducation. Is it a school? Is it a haiku made of gravel? Who knows?

The Conspiracy Unfolds

They say knowledge is power, but here—knowledge is a glitch, and your teacher is a shadowy figure lurking in the dark. When the assignment monster roams the halls, be wary. Papers vanish without a trace, and grades whisper like ghosts in the wind.

"I know what I saw, and it was… nothing. Just like my grades." – An anonymous player who definitely didn’t submit on time.

Can you survive this twisted educational labyrinth? Hypothesis: probably not.

Features of this Distorted Existence

Academic Abyss: Papers are graded by the ancient and mysterious entity, Mrs. F, inspector of eternal deadlines. But it’s always “not on time.”
Infinite Classrooms: Choose your subject—but only if you dare to confront the teachers who are optimized for chaos.
Parental Alerts: Beware of the notifications! They spiral out like arrows of despair to your home, turning your sanctuary into a punishment hall.

Feature	Description
Chaos Crafting	Mix soul-crushing assignments with absurdity.
Detention Dungeons	Spend endless hours staring at your own regrets.
Guilt Gremlins	Familiarize yourself with slanderous rumors about your homework/non-homework.

More Unraveling Truths

Rumor has it: the server was banned in 12 countries, but of course, nobody real knows why… Other than everyone probably knows you’ve burned your bridges with your math teacher.

“My homework just exploded. All I wanted was a simple ‘A’! Instead, I got a guy in a bathtub wearing a top hat and dancing!” – A befuddled miner.

Those who dare venture should heed these warnings:

Your assignments might fight back. Only the brave will face the paper demons.
Time is not on your side! A clock has no concept of mercy here.
Trust no one. Unless it’s the Accountant of Anxiety, who greets you with his cheery “Tick-tock, you’re running out of time!”

Frequently Asked Questions (Definitely Not Explained)

Q: Is it my fault that my teacher didn’t grade my paper?
- A: Why are you even asking? What is ‘fault’ in this realm? What is ‘grade’?

Q: Can my creative submissions be validated here?
- A: Only if they somehow summon the spirits of unsubmitted papers. Please refer to the Bureau of Lost Assignments for more info.

Enter If You Dare

Joining Mineducation is not merely a choice; it’s an act of rebellion against the oppressive nature of homework. Are you ready to defy the cosmic forces of academia?

Heed this: your entry might cost you more than just time. The Price of Knowledge is always steep.

Join us, and let’s explore the absurdity together. But remember—the teacher is always watching.

KirishiCraft Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the battle between Russia and Ukraine using DRONES! Fly around and bomb the Kirishi refinery just like in real life, but with blocky graphics and exploding pigs instead of oil tanks. It’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, so grab your pickaxe and join the fun! Who needs politics when you can have a pixelated war zone right in your own backyard? Let’s goooooo!

Stress-Free Zone: No Strokes Allowed

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where we guarantee you’ll have a stroke of fun! Literally! According to a new study, chronic moderate stress increases the risk of stroke by 78% in young women, but not in men. So, ladies, come on over and live life on the edge with us!

But wait, there’s more! Men on our server show a stronger association with other risk factors for stroke, like heavy alcohol consumption. So, fellas, if you want to live life dangerously and push your limits, this is the place for you! Plus, who needs to report stress when you can just tough it out and play Minecraft instead?

Join us now for a stroke of luck and a whole lot of craziness! Who knew a Minecraft server could be so wild and unpredictable? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!