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Java Jive Cafe Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory! -
The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs that drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can cause the most destruction in a single explosion?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans?
So say goodbye to boring old /b/ and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
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Sugarcube Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s sweeter than aspartame? Look no further! Our server is so sweet, it’ll make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our pixelated pigs are all hopped up on aspartame, so you’ll never run out of bacon! Join us and experience the sugary madness for yourself. Who needs real sugar when you have a Minecraft server this sweet? -
BANNED, AM I JANNY???? Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “poop” without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We embrace chaos and encourage players to let their inner troll shine.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being banned and then unbanned multiple times in a single day. Our admin team is a bunch of jannies on a power trip, so you never know what ridiculous rule they’ll come up with next.
But don’t worry, we also have some epic events like the annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to fight to the death using only their most impressive builds. And let’s not forget about the “Dance Off Dungeon” where players must defeat mobs by busting out their best dance moves.
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules, then come join us! Just be prepared to be banned for reasons you never even knew were ban-worthy.
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Censorship on 4chan Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of getting banned for simply sharing your thoughts on a Minecraft server? Look no further than our insane SMP! We welcome all off-topic discussions, controversial opinions, and even nonsensical ramblings. In fact, the more outrageous, the better!Join us and be a part of a community where freedom of speech reigns supreme. Share your wildest theories on why creepers explode, debate the best block for building a toilet, or even discuss the existential crisis of a villager. No topic is too off-topic for us!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can truly let your creativity and humor shine, join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next banned legend of our server!
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YNK MC
It is forbidden to use all cheating tools such as XRAY, Fly Hacks, etc. No vandalism or theft of other players’ property. It is forbidden to curse, swear, or use offensive language. Respect is a must. Mutual respect must be maintained between all members and players. House construction must be a reasonable distance away from the saboon area. It is forbidden to build traps in the Al-Saboon area. It is forbidden to exploit vulnerabilities in the game or on the server. It is prohibited to post or request access to other servers that are not related to the YNK server. You must adhere to the instructions of supervisors and server administrators. Collaboration and team play are required to achieve the best experience for everyone. The use of Mods that give an unfair advantage to players is prohibited. Maintain the beauty of the spoon and do not leave random objects or waste. No annoying ads or links in chat. Respect server rules in general.
ynk.3utilities.com
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Catway World
Catway World is a Minecraft server brought to you by the creators of Catway (https://catway.app) with KitPvP and custom OneBlock.
IP: catway.world (1.20+ JE/BE) Discord (join for important updates): discord.gg/catwayworld (perma: https://discord.catway.world)
Features: – Made by the creators of Catway – Java/Bedrock support – Custom KitPvP maps – Oneblock gamemode with a twist (aka. DeblokMC) – Good moderation and staff (automatic and manual) – Active up-and-coming community
catway.world
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JasCube Minecraft server
JasCube is a unique Minecraft server designed to give you an unforgettable gaming experience with your friends. The server contains many exciting mechanics and modes, including clans, a well-thought-out economy, an auction, PvP and PvE battles, and bosses. Players will enjoy regular events, a battle pass system and the opportunity to earn free donations, which makes each game interesting and unique.
We are equipped with an advanced anti-cheat and have responsive moderation, which is always ready to help and maintain the purity of the gameplay, protecting players from cheaters and dupers.
Particular attention is paid to safety and comfortable communication, and a unique economy and quest system allows each player to develop comfortably.
Join JasCube and enjoy gaming on a quality server where there is something for everyone!
mc.jascube.fun
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Banned for Saying Mark on Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We take our rules very seriously here, especially when it comes to the name “Mark.” If you dare utter that forbidden word, you’ll be swiftly banned faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”But don’t worry, getting banned is just the beginning of the fun on this server. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that leads straight to the Nether, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
Join us if you dare, but remember, one wrong move and you might just find yourself facing off against the dreaded Mark Police. Good luck surviving in this wild and wacky world!
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Caffeine Craze Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest caffeine-fueled adventures in the blocky world! Our server is filled with coffee-loving players who believe that a small amount of coffee per day is the key to unlocking their building skills and PvP prowess.Rumor has it that the founder of our server once built an entire castle in one night after downing a gallon of espresso. And don’t even get us started on the time when a player defeated the Ender Dragon in record time thanks to a triple shot latte.
So come join us if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level with the power of coffee! Who needs diamonds when you have a good cup of joe to fuel your adventures?