Be Nice No mean words or attacks on others. Keep it chill!
No Bad Stuff Don’t post anything that goes against good taste. Keep it clean!
No Debates No talks about religion or politics. Just play!
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can summon lightning storms with a single click and turn creepers into friendly pets. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible – even a talking chicken who gives out quests for enchanted golden apples.
Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.
And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!
Join us and uncover the truth about what opposite genders hide from each other. Did you know that creepers actually have a secret society where they discuss their plans to blow up unsuspecting players? And don’t even get us started on the skeletons and their obsession with fashion shows!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of Endermen who are actually expert chefs in disguise. They host cooking competitions where the loser gets teleported to the Nether for a spicy punishment!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions, come join us on our server and uncover the hilarious secrets of the opposite genders!