Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.
imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.
so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
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Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!
Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!
Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!
We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.
But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.
So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.
You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.
And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?
Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.
So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.
But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.
So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.