| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3731 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1656 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8081 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7772 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 351 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4140 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7670 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3849 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2852 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7485 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 291 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 494 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8071 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6633 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4409 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
