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  • S-G Hosting ATM9

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    New server with NO banned items/restrictions! Our community is small, but friendly. We at S-G Hosting believe in playing the modpack how its meant to be played! With simple easy to follow rules and no banned items you’ll have all the freedom you need to create and explore!

    atm9.s-g.gg

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  • Countries & Nations Minecraft Server (MODDED 1.19.2) [GEOPOL ROLEPLAY] [CREATE] [FREEBUILD]

    Countries & Nations Minecraft Server (MODDED 1.19.2) [GEOPOL ROLEPLAY] [CREATE] [FREEBUILD]

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    NEW 1/21/24: END UPDATE!

    CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay.

    On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!

    To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.

    https://discord.gg/MkErZgkHwG

    SOCIALSTiktok: @official_cnmcinstagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC OfficialWiki: CNMC Wiki

    LIVE DYNMAP: 0.0.0.0 (cnmc.us)

    play.cnmc.us

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  • Red Obsidian SMP -> Modded | Java 1.19.2 | Seasonal Updates

    Red Obsidian SMP -> Modded | Java 1.19.2 | Seasonal Updates

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    Red Obsidian SMP -> Modded | Java 1.19.2 | Seasonal Updates Minecraft Server YOU MUST BE WHITELISTED VIA OUR DISCORD TO PLAY Red Obsidian SMP -> Modded | Java 1.19.2 | Seasonal Updates Minecraft Server

    This is both for security reasons (like griefing prevention) and because all of our community functions are done through our Discord server. So join us, you have only to gain! (Click the “Community Discord” button above for an invite.)

    Red Obsidian SMP -> Modded | Java 1.19.2 | Seasonal Updates Minecraft Server Welcome to Red Obsidian SMP! We are a fairly small, heavily modded SMP server with a closely knit community. We have our own custom modpack that we play on, and seasonal world resets and updates to keep the server fresh for both old and new players.

    What You Should Know:1. Our world resets every so often in “seasons”, but archived worlds will be available to you.2. We have no claims. But stealing and griefing are still prohibited unless you declare war.3. Exploration is highly encouraged. We have the Lootr mod so that you can almost always get loot.4. You can make your own team on our Discord with special benefits, or join an existing team.5. There is NO pay-to-win anything on this server. Only a few cosmetic benefits for server boosters.6. We have No Chat Reports installed. You won’t have to deal with Mojang’s chat filter.7. Have fun! That’s the most important part. 😉

    redobsidian.zapto.org

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  • Witchery: Mystic & Magick – Modded Java 1.7.10 PvE/PvP

    Witchery: Mystic & Magick – Modded Java 1.7.10 PvE/PvP

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    Discord: https://discord.gg/VNVUMqnWebsite: https://witchery.guildtag.com

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    “Finally, you’re back, after all those years you spent dreaming.”

    One hundred years after an ages-long War that ravaged the Overworld, Dreamers have returned from their haven dimensions to try and start their lives anew. But even though the War is over, some Dreamers still seek promises left to them by the four icons responsible for the chaos: Lilith, Leonard, The Huntsman, and The Goddess.

    Witchery: Mystic & Magick is a modded Minecraft 1.7.10 fantasy PvE server with optional PvP and roleplay. Our focus mod is “Witchery” by Emoniph, hosted in a community-focused and challenging magickal environment.

    Modpack Highlights

      Summon demons, ride a magic broom, become a vampire or werewolf, and more with Witchery!Breed unicorns, pegasi, and custom magical horses each with their own unique powers!Fight dragons, battle your way through roguelike dungeons, and try to survive the blood moon!Brew booze with potion effects and craft cheeses with Growthcraft: Community Edition!Become a master smith and forge powerful tools and armor with Minefantasy 2!Explore the world for different ingredients and make dozens of new foods with Pam’s Harvestcraft!Mark your base with heraldic banners and decorate it with hundreds of thematic objects!Face new versions of your favorite mobs, like fiery skeletons, and queen ghasts!Let your skin show, use cosmetic armor, or use a custom player model with horns, wings, and more!

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      Choose from PvE-focus or PvP-focus user roles to fit your favorite playstyle!Trade with NPCs or other players with physical currency!Use a golden shovel to claim land/prevent griefing!Player heads drop when players are killed!Enjoy a community-focused, friendly playerbase, and dedicated staff!Vote for the server to receive rewards, including blessings by Witchery’s various icons!

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  • Pixelcraft Equestrian [Modded 1.18.2 Equestrian Server] – IN DEVELOPMENT

    Pixelcraft Equestrian [Modded 1.18.2 Equestrian Server] – IN DEVELOPMENT

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    Pixelcraft Equestrian

    ✦ A realistic equestrian Minecraft experience coming soon! Features SWEM, Farmer’s Delight, Genetic Animals & More!

    All parts of this server are currently a big work in progress. We are looking for builders, moderators and more to help us move forward!

    Pixelcraft Equestrian [Modded 1.18.2 Equestrian Server] - IN DEVELOPMENT Minecraft Server

    We update our progress most frequently here!https://discord.gg/xB4Ztb3BqQ

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  • RP | ★ TORO LEAGUE | Modded Pixelmon RP Server | C&B / Decocraft / Harvestcraft + more mods! ☆ / Pixelmon Roleplay Server/ Pokemon RP

    RP | ★ TORO LEAGUE | Modded Pixelmon RP Server | C&B / Decocraft / Harvestcraft + more mods! ☆  / Pixelmon Roleplay Server/ Pokemon RP

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    RP | ★ TORO LEAGUE | Modded Pixelmon RP Server | C&B / Decocraft / Harvestcraft + more mods! ☆  / Pixelmon Roleplay Server/ Pokemon RP Minecraft Server

    We’re a whitelisted, Pixelmon roleplaying server based in the world of Pokemon that has been running since 2013! We use Pixelmon and various other mods to create a unique and pure RP experience. We focus on characters, storytelling, worldbuilding and all that fun stuff you expect out of a text RP server. This isn’t a RPG – or Survival based server, we’re not even truly a Pixelmon server – you can have a completely fun time without even focusing on any battling or catching sort of mechanics. So if you’re interested in our little slice of life, please check us out on our site / discord!

    <> RP focused! You don’t even need to battle!<> DECORATION MODs! Littletiles + Chisel&Bits + Decocraft + Crayfish! Harvestcraft! More!!<> NO DONATION SHOP! NO PAY TO WIN!<> 9 Towns to Live in & Homes to fully decorate!<> 8 Gyms to conquer, who have level 100 teams<> E4 / BATTLETOWER / DOJO!<> Max IVs for free, to balance the playing field<> Lore that has been built upon for years<> Custom: Map / Plugins / Mod / Texture Pack / Pokemon Textures<> Systems that let you RP WHO you want to be! Make money doing anything you want!<> Unique Meta! Legendries banned – mythicals balanced and earned through RP!<> Custom Regional Forms! ! !===<>===Running since >>2013<<, we’ve grown a small, close-knit player base and we’d love to see you join us. Everyone is always excited for new members, and, thanks to our talkative Out-Of-Character global chat, feeling new won’t last long! From our custom website and forum, to our Discord group, getting to know people will be as easy as catching your first Pixelmon! If you have any questions, check out our discord from the front page!

    RP | ★ TORO LEAGUE | Modded Pixelmon RP Server | C&B / Decocraft / Harvestcraft + more mods! ☆  / Pixelmon Roleplay Server/ Pokemon RP Minecraft Server
    RP | ★ TORO LEAGUE | Modded Pixelmon RP Server | C&B / Decocraft / Harvestcraft + more mods! ☆  / Pixelmon Roleplay Server/ Pokemon RP Minecraft ServerEver wanted to get more out of your Pokemon games? Do you like writing, story telling, or creating awesome characters? Looking for an immersive world where you can do almost anything? What about a friendly, relaxed community where everyone gets to know each other? Do you have a Minecraft account (or a friend you can steal one from)? Got your attention?

    Are you a Pokemon fan?

          Welcome to Toro League, a Pokemon themed Minecraft roleplaying server set in an alternative universe! The time before internet, hoodies, and cellphones – we aim for a more retro experience. We’re a highly structured roleplaying server with a focus on storytelling and character development! Slice of life is the name of the game here, with characters growing up, establishing a legacy, and all that fun stuff that is unique to this server.

          Though you can get more than your fill of Pokemon action here! With dynamic stories, that you can influence, and create on all sorts of scales. Our Event Team curates lasting story arcs, and runs fun engaging events! From the big bads of the nation, to smaller scale troubles that rumble through the world.Will you stay straight and true? Become the very best or study the strange creatures as a Pokemon professor? Maybe your path leads elsewhere! You could start a business, rise to fame and fortune, or create something incredible! Will you fight to defend Toro from villian grunts, or wreak havoc as your own villain? In this world, you can do anything from a selection of everything! You don’t even need to be a Pokemon trainer. Although there is plenty for them to do in this region!

    Running since 2013 we’ve grown a small, close-knit player base and we’d love to see you join us. Everyone is always excited for new members, and, thanks to our talkative Out-Of-Character global chat, feeling new won’t last long! From our custom website and forum, to our Discord group, getting to know people will be as easy as catching your first Pixelmon!

    The server is supported by our dedicated, expert staff covering everything we have to offer. We use customs mods written just for Toro by our gloriously German tech support. And all of our outlets are constantly updated by a few of the teams on Staff. A big focus is providing roleplaying events to help drive the story of the server as a whole! The events come in all varieties, from dances, roleplay festival hubs, to our token evildoers, and sprawling arcs where player’s choices matter! There will never be a dull moment when enough people gather round!

    Thinking of joining, or just want to check us out? Take a look at our website located here Toro League! You’ll need to apply to be whitelisted, but that’s just to cover basic rules and character creation! And don’t worry! We have a “no deny” policy, and if your app isn’t up to snuff, we’ll work with you to get you started! If you have any questions, or want to know more, feel free to ask! So, come on by, ‘cause we can’t wait to see you and your character serverside!

    Custom texture pack made with love and care.
    Emphasis on serious roleplay. Truly live in the world of pokemon!
    World painted map . 4000×6000 blocks of tamed wilderness.
    Forum & Discord so the RP doesn’t have to stop when the game is closed!Custom ‘Toroan’ Pokemon Forms & Custom Skins!A unique meta where mythicals must be earned and balanced, and legendaries outright banned!NO DONATION STORE. No Pay 2 Win here!
      Our modlist: Forge,Decocraft,MrCrayfish Furniture Mod,Pam’s HarvestCraft, MorePlayerModels ,Chisel & Bits, Sign Picture, Serene Seasons, LittleTiles, Kiro’s Basic Blocks, A custom Mod named ‘ToroBlocks’, and of course Pixelmon Reforged! – We have a technic aswell.
    You can apply on the forum here, at our own website! Be sure to read the rules before you apply!
    Once accepted, be sure to check the discord for an installation guide!
      How do I join? Thanks for the interest! Simply fill out an application and submit it here or on our forum. Head to our website:

    http://www.toro-league.com for more information. (You’ll need to register a forum account and then apply to be white-listed.)

      What is serious roleplay?

    Toro League is a serious online text-based RP. Roleplaying in the Toro world requires the participant to assume the role of a character and, both collaboratively and spontaneously create stories in-game. This requires players to role-play within the rules and guidelines unique to the Toro League World.

    Coupled with the Pixelmon mod and Minecraft, Toro League is the setting for a fictional Pokemon world where players can role-play community development, exploration, and personal stories. Gym leaders, nurses, police officers, reporters, mayors, villains, breeders, builders, miners are only a few examples of the possibilities! Infact, if you don’t want to be a trainer, you don’t need to be, roleplay caters to those even without Pixelmon!

    What setting is Toro League?

    Toro League features it’s own time system,where each OOC week is a new season, and each OOC month is a year. This server is set in a Pokemon universe – set apart from the games ( So no Ash Ketchums / Professor Oaks ) technology and aesthetics wise we’re somewhere closer to the 50s-60s, before Flatscreen TVs, Cellphones, Music Players, DVDs, Computers – Outside of typical Pokemon tech of course!

    We describe ourselves as retro-cool! Hard-boiled speech and slang can be used without batting an eye ( typically ) and we welcome Greasers, Jocks, and Pink-girls! Toro is also a progressive server & country though, so wearing anything beyond a suit 24/7 is totally acceptable (just no hoodies and headphones please) , and people are accepting of all, regardless of gender, race, sexuality ♥

    Because this is a Pokemon server, Anime hair is allowed, and we make use of MPM!

    For more questions, feel free to send a pm, ask in the post, visit our website: http://www.toro-league.com , or join our Discord.More Screenshots!

    Please do post or PM us if there is any problems, cheers!

    server.toro-league.com:7777

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  • Realmportal 1.20.2 – 1.20.4 RPG Enhanced PvE Towny, Economy, Custom Mobs, Bosses, Items & Blocks, Dungeons & Magic, No Mods Needed!

    Realmportal 1.20.2 – 1.20.4 RPG Enhanced PvE Towny, Economy, Custom Mobs, Bosses, Items & Blocks, Dungeons & Magic, No Mods Needed!

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    A unique take on RPGMMO Towny / Survival experience with custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic and more. PvE Survival with a whole lot more.

    ▣ Choose from several classes with various skills and level-up RPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses in an enhanced towny experience.

    ▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.

    ▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the open-world wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.

    ▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions as well as functional factories and farms.

    ▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.

    ▣ Enjoy an immersive experiencewith new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.

    ▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

    Discord server link: discord.gg/eVvG4ad

    realmportalmc.xyz

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  • JOIN PURPLEPRISON.NET STAFF AND ADMIN NEEDED

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    🟪 Purple Prison: The Ultimate Minecraft Prison Experience Since 2014! 🟪

    Welcome to Purple Prison! Since our inception in 2014, we’ve set the standard for Minecraft prison servers. Here’s why we stand out among the rest of the servers on this server list, and why joining us is your next great adventure:

    🔒 Epic Prison Gameplay: Master our unique prison world, advancing through ranks with our rewarding Prestige System. Every block mined is a step towards greatness.

    🛍️ Dynamic Marketplace & Thrilling PVP: Our central spawn buzzes with shops and daily rewards, surrounded by a fierce PVP battleground. Get ready for action!

    ⚔️ PVP at its Finest: Our server shines with a heavy focus on PVP. Equip, strategize, and dominate in fast-paced battles.

    👥 Supportive Community: Our welcoming community is always ready to assist, making every player’s journey enjoyable. Be part of a positive and engaging environment.

    🎨 Creative Plots: Express yourself in your personal space. Build, create, and trade in your very own plot.

    💥 Massive Discord Community: Connect with over 120,000 members on our Discord, one of the largest MC Discord servers worldwide!

    Join Purple Prison Today! Experience the Best in Minecraft Prison Servers!

    🔗 Server IP: mcip.purpleprison.net🔗 Discord: discord.gg/pp

    Join us on our discord server!

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  • CringeRhythm Minecraft SMP

    CringeRhythm Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, fellow block heads, gather ‘round and let me tell you about this absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP that’s just begging for your noob-tastic presence! Like, imagine if a bunch of creepers and your grandma had a dance party, but then she forgot the chicken pot pie in the oven and it exploded into a million diamonds. Yup, it’s that level of chaos!

    First off, we’ve got a giant rubber duck made of obsidian that quacks in 8-bit whenever there’s a full moon. Why? Nobody knows! But you better join because last time it sang the “Gummy Bear” song and turned everyone into villagers for a whole week. You’ll need to learn all the secret villager dance moves just to fit in, bro!

    And let me not forget the legendary cursed beacon that grants wish! But beware! You don’t just wish for diamonds or to end the hunger games—no, no! You might accidentally wish for a pet llama named Steve that sings “Baby Shark” every time you try to sleep. Sweet dreams, right?

    Oh, and speaking of dreams, we’ve got these funky biomes! One is literally just made out of giant cat memes! Imagine crafting with meme blocks while an army of TikTokers tries to steal your enchantment table. It’s like a survival game but if survival involved a lot of screaming and crying at pixelated skeletons who ONLY shoot pointy arrows of disappointment!

    And you know what else? Each time someone doesn’t feed the server’s pet pig named Sir Oinksalot, he blasts the most cringe-worthy lyrics that’ll haunt your dreams! Like, “I’m in love with the shape of you” will echo through your soul as you try to mine for emeralds—your life will never be the same again!

    Plus, we have an annual potato Olympics where players compete in the most ridiculous potato-related challenges—last year, someone tried to ride a potato into the Nether, and let’s just say… we’re still looking for Steven, the guy who wore a potato sack as armor. RIP Steven, forever in our hearts (and back at spawn).

    So, if you wanna get cringed out, dance with your grandma, and maybe lose a few brain cells while trying to be the King of Pigs, this Minecraft SMP is your new home! Don’t join if you can’t handle the spicy memes, the cringe, and the glorious chaos! Just remember: you may come for the blocks, but you’ll stay for the absolute insanity. We’re all mentally deranged here, and it’s fabulous! See ya in the world of blocks and awkwardness! 🥔💥

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  • Once Upon a Poop Time

    Once Upon a Poop Time

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    🎮💩 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the pixelated universe! Get ready for a wild ride, where crafting and comedy collide! Here are some ridiculous reasons why you absolutely HAVE to join us:

    1. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Our players have experienced epic loot drops that are totally worth the quests. But watch out for the incredibly ugly mobs lurking in the shadows. It’s a battle of epic proportions, just like that classic Western!

    2. A Few Good Men – You’ll need a squad of bros (or creative cronies) to battle through the treacherous dungeons. Together, you’ll forge epic friendships and question just how in the world you survived that creeper explosion!

    3. Gone with the Wind – Prepare to blow your mind (and your blocks) as you speed through our custom terrain, crafted by the whims of the wind itself! One minute you’re chilling by the creeper-infested lake, and the next you’re airborne over a fiery inferno!

    4. Nightmare on Elm Street – Beware of the haunted mansion at the end of the map! A place where every step is a terrifying adventure and every door creaks like it’s telling a scary story. You never know when the dreaded Herobrine might pop out to snatch your diamonds!

    5. 42-Year-Old Virgin – Join our community of newbies and seasoned veterans alike. Here, we promise you won’t feel like the odd block in a world of cobblestone. We have tutorials, guides, and a friendly atmosphere—no trolling allowed (unless it’s us trolling you, in good fun)!

    6. The Hunger Games – Want to test your skills? Step into the arena! Compete against other players for coveted Golden Apples and glory! Just remember—may the odds be ever in your flavor.

    7. Finding Nemo – Need fish? We’ve got an ocean that’s deeper than your cousin’s conspiracy theories! Dive in and discover underwater treasures that would rival Poseidon himself (minus the angry tridents, of course).

    8. Jurassic Park – Ready for adventures with pixelated dinosaurs? We’ve genetically engineered friendly mobs that will give you more than just a fright. They’ll help you build your empire… or eat your face off—who knows?

    So, put on your diamond armor and grab that enchanted sword! Join the chaos, explore the madness, and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server experience ever created! Don’t wait—your next great adventure awaits… and no, it’s not just your last poop! 🍭🗺️✨

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  • Musk’s American Hero Minecraft Server

    Musk’s American Hero Minecraft Server

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    do u like minecraft? do u like crazee adventures? then u need to join our server! we got american hero kelly and musk on our side, fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited diamonds for u to mine. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • QueerCraft: Uniting Enemies

    QueerCraft: Uniting Enemies

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    join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against the evil terrorist groups who hate LGBTQ+ communities!!! we have created a safe haven in the virtual world where everyone is accepted and loved, unless you grief our builds, then you’re outta here faster than you can say “creeper”.

    we have rainbow sheep, pride parades every saturday, and a secret underground bunker where we plot our revenge against the homophobic creepers. come join us and be a part of the most fabulous resistance movement in all of minecraft history!

    plus, we have the best virtual parties this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the dance-offs and pixelated fireworks. so grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild adventure to protect the LGBTQ+ community from those pesky terrorists. let’s show them that love always wins, even in the blocky world of minecraft.

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  • Vegas Matt Minecraft Server: IP, Info & Gameplay

    Vegas Matt Minecraft Server: IP, Info & Gameplay

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    Does Vegas Matt Have a Minecraft Server?

    Vegas Matt is a popular YouTube creator known for his engaging content about Minecraft and gaming in general. Many fans are eager to connect with him further by exploring his potential Minecraft server.

    Server Info

    As of now, Vegas Matt does not have an official Minecraft server. However, discussions among fans reveal a strong desire for a platform where they can interact, play, and create alongside him.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    While there’s no official server, you can explore several Minecraft servers that capture the spirit of Vegas Matt’s content. Some popular fan-made alternatives include:

    • MattCraft: A community-driven server with survival modes and regular events inspired by Vegas Matt’s gameplays.
    • Creative Hub: A server focusing on creativity, allowing users to build and share their creations, akin to Vegas Matt’s building tutorials.

    These servers often mimic the vibes of Vegas Matt’s gaming style, giving fans an opportunity to engage in familiar gameplay.

    Useful Next Steps

    For updates on future developments regarding Vegas Matt’s Minecraft involvement, keep an eye on his YouTube Channel and check social media platforms like Twitter and Discord for fan community discussions. To find Minecraft servers similar to the one fans desire, explore platforms like Minecraft Server List and Planet Minecraft.

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  • Adonis Ratio Realm

    Adonis Ratio Realm

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    Join Us or Be Forever Banished to the Void! The Adonis Ratio Awaits!

    Welcome, brave adventurer! You’ve stumbled upon THE MINECRAFT SERVER that even the elders speak of in hushed whispers between the flickering of their compasses. This place is a tangled web of dimensions: it might be the best server you’ve ever not experienced, or it could just be the worst mistake of your pixelated life! Can you hear the blocks crying out in joy or despair? Join us and let reality fracture like glass! Why would you NOT join? Did you know the Adonis ratio is a mystical number that governs the very laws of Minecraft physics?

    FeatureDescription
    Gravity DefianceAll blocks float higher than your dreams, unless they’re made of sadness.
    Endless CowsSummon cows that moo in forgotten languages only at twilight. When do cows even exist?
    Emerald CandylandEat emeralds for health… or was it health for eating? The edible choice is yours, but digestion isn’t guaranteed!
    Time Warp EventsEvery hour, experience a random time slip where dinosaurs might attack or your past self will sell you magic beans.
    Invisible BlocksWalk through walls! Falling into the void couldn’t possibly be more exhilarating… or could it?

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Ah, but is joining truly what you seek? Philosophy suggests that the act of joining could actually mean departing from everything you know. Is it too late to turn back?

    Q: Is this server safe for children? A: Children? Disengage your mind from the illusion of child safety! Reality is merely a construct held together with “what ifs.” Would you breathe air, or would you rather sip melted dreams?

    Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends? A fleeting concept! One moment they’re building castles, the next moment they cease to exist, trapped in a paradox of friendship.

    Random Reviews

    “What's your Adonis ratio, robots? Apparently…”

    “the golden ratio btw…”

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  • Shhh! It’s a Minecraft Server

    Shhh! It’s a Minecraft Server

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    ✨ Welcome to the Chaos Cave Minecraft Server! ✨

    Server Description

    Have you ever tasted the color orange? Neither have we! Dive into a realm where the pigs moonlight as dragons and the trees sing lullabies at 3 AM! Join us, as we explore endless realms of sandwiches, and remember: your beacon of hope will sometimes look like a slice of cheese! 🧀

    Features Table

    FeatureDescription
    Floating CactiDefy gravity! Watch as evil rubber ducks judge your building skills while you float.
    Invisible LavaIt’s not really lava if you can’t see it! Just don’t stand still.
    Zombie BaristasNeed coffee? Let the undead brew your nightmares! They accept human souls as tips.
    Time Warp ZonesLose an hour of your life, gain a spoon. No context necessary!
    Endless Dungeon of Lost SocksFind your missing socks while battling sentient dust bunnies!

    Player Reviews

    “This server turned my cat into a block of cheese—never been prouder!”

    “I joined expecting crafting, but all I got were tap-dancing creepers.”

    “Can we talk about the existential crisis I had when I realized my avatar is just a sandwich?”

    “I ran into a wall of tacos and it told me my future!”

    Cryptic Message

    As you traverse through the Chaos Cave, remember this: the shadows whisper secrets of the void, but only the brave who wear hats made of spaghetti can truly understand them. Don’t look behind you; the blenders are watching.

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  • Not a Party Planner 24/7

    Not a Party Planner 24/7

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    Welcome to The Fabricated Fables of Family Farce Server!

    Are you ready to dive into the chaos of pixelated party planning where the only RSVP is to insanity? Join us as we warp the laws of time and space, crafting a world where your children’s birthdays are as unpredictable as the weather in the End dimension.

    The Great Uninvited: A Birthday Conspiracy Cave

    In this realm, it’s said that the spirits of forgotten birthdays hover near the Portal of Parental Expectations. While your friends’ avatars cakewalk through celebrations, wilting in the shadows of betrayal is the humiliated ghost of balloons left uninflated. Here, every stone is a reminder that love is conditional, much like the spawns of apathetic relatives!

    “Help me decorate and celebrate! But NO, I’m too busy for your little ones.” — A family member, somewhere in the multiverse.

    Legendary Mechanics: What Awaits You on This Server?

    FeatureDescription
    Slingshot SorrowsCatapult yourself into the depths of family drama at lightning speed. Will you arrive first or be lost in the void?
    Emotional EchoesThese heart-tugging sounds will guide your journey—listen closely for the sound of neglected invitations.
    Crafty Backstabber StationUtilize your artistic talents to design decorations for parties you weren’t invited to—welcome to the club!
    The RSVP ParadoxGet trapped in a never-ending cycle of event invites that disappear into the family black hole.

    But Wait, the Chaos Grows: Player Experiences

    “This server feels eerily familiar, like the cold estrangement from my family—10/10, would cry again.”

    “Tried to bake a cake, but it turned into a block of disappointment instead. Wouldn’t help with decorations even if I could.”

    Disclaimer: Testimonials may have been drawn from alternate realities. No refunds on existential dread.

    Deeply Disturbing FAQs

    • Q: Is it acceptable to leave a party early if no one acknowledges your presence? A: Absolutely, just be sure to trample the cake on your way out. Cake communicates feelings.

    • Q: What happens if I show up uninvited? A: Congratulations! You’ve unlocked "The Awkward Encounter" achievement. Enjoy your trophy of silence.

    Mysteries Lurking in the Shadows

    Rumor has it, this server is cursed! Unconfirmed reports suggest that the Birthday Goblin siphons off all familial affection, riddling players with doubts.

    Contradictory Legends: The Great Sir Cousin J

    • Sir Cousin J’s Revelations: Recently spotted at another child’s birthday bash—allegedly orchestrating the downfall of your crafting duties. Is she feeding you wishful deception or refusing to let bygones be bygones? Join now and decide for yourself!

    Join or Beware? The Invitation of Uncertainty!

    Dare to step into this pixelated pit of despair? Here, every block you place could represent a family relationship—you just never know which ones will crumble under pressure.

    🎈 Hurry Up! 🎈

    Sign up today, or risk remaining forever trapped in the Fields of Forgotten Festivities! Only those brave enough to face their past can harvest the fun. Beware: conflict may ensue, and the Friendship Algorithm is currently malfunctioning! Join now, but only if you’ve got the guts and the crafting materials to endure!

    Embrace the chaos, and remember: It’s just a game—until it’s not.

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  • Anonymous Investigators: Minecraft SMP

    Anonymous Investigators: Minecraft SMP

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    🎮🌍 Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft SMP that will BLOW your MINE away! 🌍🎮

    Yo yo yo, listen up Minecraft warriors!!! Forget about sleeping, eating, or even breathing because THIS SMP is gonna change your life forever!!! 🤯✨ Join us, and you might just find a portal to an alternate universe where cats are the rulers and dogs are their personal servants! 🐶👑

    First off, I heard from my cousin’s friend who once met a guy at a gas station that the server is powered by GREMLINS! 🤪💚 Yup, you heard me right! Those little guys are legit in charge of the whole thing, and when you log in, you’ll be greeted with a sprinkle of dust from ELITE GREMLINS 🍭 that’ll boost your crafting skills by 300% or your mom might just start understanding Minecraft!!! 🏭🤭

    And guess what? The trees here talk! 🌳🗣️ Yep! If you chop one down, it’ll scream “NOOOO!” so loud, it’ll summon the spirit of Steve Jobs who will BESTOW UPON YOU the legendary pickaxe that breaks blocks faster than light travels!!! ⚡✨ And I’m not talking about the regular blocks, I mean, BOOM, DIAMOND BLOCKS like it’s made of cereal!!! 🥣💎

    Oh, and you thought mobs were just your average creepers? HA! Here, they throw PARTIES! 🎉🎈 I found a zombie in a tuxedo last week doing the moonwalk in front of my house. It even dropped an invitation to a TNT EXPLOSION PARTY! I thought it was fake, but BOOM 💥, next thing I know, I’m crafting a disco ball from diamonds I mined with my new pickaxe while being serenaded by an actual skeleton DJ! 🎶💀

    Don’t excuse yourself from joining because you think building is hard! We got a community of magical builders that turn dirt houses into CASTLES with GOLDEN LAVENDER! 🌟👷 Just last week, someone built a rollercoaster that literally takes you to the END CITY and gives you free shulkers for life! 🤩🚀

    And let me tell ya, there’s this hidden biome where if you find the rarest flower (which looks exactly like a potato, don’t ask questions) 🌼🥔, you get the power to BECOME A BAT!!! 🦇 With this power, you can fly into your neighbor’s house and steal their cookies without them even noticing! Chocolate chip? I don’t even know her! 😂🍪

    But wait, there’s more!!! You can also become the Cactus Whisperer 🌵✨ – that’s right! If you join us, you’ll learn the ancient art of cactus communication, so you can finally befriend those prickly boys and lead them to world domination! Their first decree? NO MORE THORNS, just hugs! 🤗🌍

    So stop wasting your life scrolling through social media and join our Minecraft SMP where the laws of physics are more like suggestions, and you can literally frolic in an endless field of unending chaos and laughter!!! 😂🌌 Don’t be a loser, be a HERO! Join us NOW (or forever be haunted by your poor life choices)! 🚀👾

    P.S. Bring your appetite; we serve blocks of steak, and they’re DELICIOUS!!!! 🍖💖

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  • Secret Fungi Fetish Frenzy

    Secret Fungi Fetish Frenzy

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    Welcome, brave pixelated adventurer, to the most legendary Minecraft server the digital realms have ever seen! Here, the reasons to join are as wild and entertaining as a creeper at a birthday party. Buckle up, because this isn’t just any old block-breaking experience—oh no, my friend!

    1. The Great Sword Swamp of Secrets: Ever wanted to uncover the hidden fetishes of fellow players? In our server, swords do more than just swing—they also reveal secrets! Legend has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, your battle cries will unlock a special "Secret Confession Chamber," where you can anonymously share the absolute weirdo stuff you’ve been hiding. Want to know who loves really long carrot farms? Hop in!

    2. Blocky Conspiracy Theorists Unite: Join the cult of the Illuminati-Cow! Here, you will craft tinfoil hats using diamond blocks to protect your mind from the prying eyes of Endermen who may or may not be government spies. Join our weekly meetings in the Spooky Mine of Prophecies, where we discuss everything from Herobrine sightings to which blocks make the best conspiracy boards!

    3. Competitive Competition Competitions: Ever felt like you’re the best Minecrafter in the universe? Join our monthly Competitions of Outrageousness, where the stakes are higher than a ghast in the sky! From Bedrock-Sitting Contests that last until someone falls asleep (usually after three days), to the infamous “Underwater French Fry Building Challenge”—you’ll discover that you can indeed build glamorous fast-food empires underwater!

    4. The Deep Lore of the Affectionate Creepers: Dive into an enchanting quest where you’ll discover a secret society of creepers who are tired of their explosive reputation and only desire true love. Build their dating profiles, then help them find their perfect match in the Overworld! Use crafting tables to create love potions—with the added risk of them backfiring into rejection explosions (but hey, at least it’s entertaining!).

    5. Giant Pyramid of Unconfessed Fancies: A massive pyramid sits in the middle of our server, rumored to house the collective secrets of past players’ fantasies. Each block is inscribed with unique confessions, and if you can decipher them, you might just unlock the ultimate treasure: the ancient ‘Netherite Feather!’ This mystical item allows you to fly at the speed of sound while wearing only a pink tutu and a chicken hat—what’s not to love?

    Join us today, where crafting, laughing, and spontaneous dance-offs are just part of the blocky fun! Who knows? You might just find your next favorite confession waiting around the next corner. So grab your pickaxe and your, um, "personal secrets," and dash through the portal of the wackiest server around!

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