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  • SuperFunTime Survival: Where even the creepers are just misunderstood party animals!

    SuperFunTime Survival: Where even the creepers are just misunderstood party animals!

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    About SuperFunTime Media:

    Since 2010, Superfuntime has been one of the longest-serving Minecraft networks where people worldwide have come to build, explore, and hangout. Throughout the past 15 years, we’ve hosted countless game servers, including survival and modded Minecraft and other games like GMod, Rust, and Valheim. We’re an open and laidback community that accepts players of all ages in our staffed and moderated servers and Discord (13+), and people of all backgrounds. Come hang out with us and let’s play together!

    1.20 Survival:

    Explore new biomes, build with new blocks, and discover new mobs in the 1.20 update! Fully updated and compatible with all MC versions 1.6+, SFT Survival has all the new additions of the Wild and Deep Dark update. We have many server-friendly additions to the server including an economy, MCMMO with prestige ranks, player challenges like Quests and Cluescrolls, Slimefun 4 which adds new tech and magical items to unlock and build, and Pyrofishing, farming and mining to add new challenges and rewards to seek for new powers and profit. Our Survival server also has Realistic Seasons, where biomes change season regularly and each season brings new sights to see – but be wary, the winter also brings longer nights and cold weather. Our talented staff moderate the server and host player events such as spleef, hide and seek, and races regularly and every weekend in our stunning Event World, and also host the EMP to buy and sell to players. Whether you want to build, explore, or just hang out and talk with our casual playerbase, Survival is open to all players and has been a longstanding place for talented builders, devoted players, and most of all, people looking for a casual place to play and hang out with other people. Come hang out with us: play.superfuntime.org

    Check out our other servers, talk with other people, and join giveaways on our Discord server:

    https://discord.gg/sft

    Coming Soon:

    Odyssey RPG – A new plugin-powered vanilla RPG server

    Modded:

    Return to the good old days of modded Minecraft

    Owners:

    TowelieDOH, Saywhat2365, Buildercreep, Autpek

    Website/forum:

    https://www.superfuntime.org/

    Video:

    CaptainSparklez video about us

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  • Flyin’ High and Takin’ Names: The Modded Airborne Conquest Server

    Flyin’ High and Takin’ Names: The Modded Airborne Conquest Server

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    Airborne Conquest Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version1.12.2 Valkyrien Skies
    Key ModsMekanism, Immersive Engineering, OpenComputers, Botania, Redstone Paste
    Modpack Size143 mods

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    How much RAM is recommended for running the modpack?3 gigabytes of RAM (not recommended).
    Can I start building my ship quickly on the server?Yes, plentiful recipes are edited to allow you to start building within your first hour of playing.
    Where can I join the Discord server?Join the Discord Server

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  • AltMU

    AltMU

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    We are a public modded Minecraft Server for 1.16.5 forge, using Dalek Mod and Create mod. We have commands such as TPA, /back, a home system, etc, but instead of a regular economy system, we use XP levels instead of just making up something that doesn’t have any practical value.

    altmu.c0degames.com

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  • The Dark Fries: Greasy Edition

    The Dark Fries: Greasy Edition

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    The Dark Skies Modded Server

    The Dark Skies is an in development modded server focussing on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. TDS will be running on Revivenode’s 8GB Extreme plan to ensure maximum performance and no lag. TDS has no major mods other than Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. Our modpack mostly consists of performance and client-side mods for convenience.

    Mod List:

    Mod Name
    Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod
    Embeddium
    Ferrite Core
    Memory Leak Fix
    ModernFix
    Simple Voice Chat
    Sound Physics Remastered
    Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition (the only allowed minimap on our server)
    Xaero’s Worldmap

    We hope to see you here at release!

    https://discord.gg/nrPZEn32ZC

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    • Q: Can I join the server before release?

      A: No, the server is currently in development and will be open to players at release.

    • Q: Are there any banned mods or plugins?

      A: The only minimap allowed on our server is Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition.

    • Q: How can I stay updated on server news?

      A: Join our Discord server at the provided link for all updates and announcements.

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  • The Oddest Journey Ever 1.21: Not Quite Vanilla, Definitely White-Listed

    The Oddest Journey Ever 1.21: Not Quite Vanilla, Definitely White-Listed

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discordhttps://discord.gg/wvkqYHuKqE
    DescriptionTired of seeing a multitude of servers swarming with kids? Join our adult community for stress-free Minecraft gaming!
    Community Age6 years

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    What kind of players are in the server?All adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun Minecraft sessions.
    What kind of atmosphere does the server promote?A low-stress community where players take their time, think before acting, and have fun together. Respectful and grief-free environment.
    What kind of plugins/data packs are used?AFK Display, Zombie Flesh to Leather, Armour Statues, Coordinates HUD, Double Shulker Shells, Durability Ping, Mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, Wandering Trades, BlueMap, Fast decay leaves, Death Coords, WorldEdit, CoreProtect, Essentials, OpenInv.
    How can I join the server?Visit the Discord link provided or message the server admin with your Discord username.

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  • Bucketry Minecraft: Where mining and fishing are more fun than doing your taxes!

    Bucketry Minecraft: Where mining and fishing are more fun than doing your taxes!

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    Bucketry Minecraft Server

    IP Address (JAVA)mc.bucketry.net
    IP Address (Bedrock)mc.bucketry.net:19132
    DiscordJoin Discord

    Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where your ultimate Minecraft adventure begins!

    Overview:

    • Progression System: Rise through the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player in our immersive universe.
    • Shops Galore: Build your empire with a variety of server and player shops, where treasures and riches await.
    • Jobs & Skills: Take on exciting jobs and hone your skills to stand out in the survival world.
    • Custom Spawners: Create your unique creature kingdom with custom spawners, shaping a realm like no other.
    • Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 200 advanced enchantments to craft legendary items.
    • Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards.
    • Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with our custom claiming system.

    FAQs:

    QuestionAnswer
    How can I join the server?You can connect using the IP: mc.bucketry.net for Java and mc.bucketry.net:19132 for Bedrock.
    Is there a Discord server?Yes, you can join our Discord server by clicking on the provided link.
    What special features does the server have?The server offers a unique progression system, custom spawners, advanced enchantments, and more!
    Are there rewards for voting?Yes, voting grants you access to voting crates filled with rewards.
    Can I protect my territory?Yes, you can use the custom claiming system to protect your land.

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  • Mod Madness – The SMP Server Where Chaos Reigns Supreme!

    Mod Madness – The SMP Server Where Chaos Reigns Supreme!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Date & Time20 July, 2 PM GMT
    Current Players24
    Server TypeModded Nation SMP
    Decision MakingMost decisions are made through player votes
    ModsSimple and not complicated
    Discord ServerJoin Discord

    FAQ

    Questions & Answers

    QuestionAnswer
    How can I join the server?You can join the server by connecting to the IP address given in the Discord server.
    Are there any specific rules on the server?Yes, the server has rules that are decided through player votes. Please refer to the Discord server for more information.
    Can I invite my friends to join the server?Yes, you can invite your friends to join as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.
    Is there any age restriction to join the server?There is no specific age restriction, but players are expected to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.

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  • KullGames – All The Mods 9

    KullGames – All The Mods 9

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    Join the Adventure on KullGames’ ATM9 Server!

    Dive into the expansive world of All The Mods 9 where innovation meets tradition. With over 400 mods, our server offers a rich tapestry of gameplay experiences, from intense quests to crafting challenges, culminating in the elusive crafting of the ATM Star. Do you have what it takes to conquer the Gregstar?

    Rules:

    Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations. Whether you’re looking to craft your first ATM Star, take on epic bosses, or simply enjoy a community where creativity thrives, KullGames’ ATM9 is your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience!

    atm9.kull.games

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  • –Minecraft: Scattered Isles– 1.12.2 || Modded || Geopolitics || Nations

    –Minecraft: Scattered Isles– 1.12.2 || Modded || Geopolitics || Nations

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    Minecraft: Scattered Isles is a modded Minecraft server specializing in geopolitics and dynamic conflicts that follow from its practice. You will find strategy, negotiation, and warfare in an earth map or in a custom-designed world. Our community is ever-growing, and we would like to invite you to join us in shaping the future of our virtual world. Whether you’re a seasoned modded Minecraft player or just getting started, there’s room for you in our family. Log on with us as we connect and adventure through discovery and mystery in Scattered Isles. Come help make this into a lively, wonderful community, since your involvement really counts for so much!

    Disocrd: https://discord.gg/c4ZfEhQ7b5

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  • Welcome to the Crumpton SMP: Modded Edition! Where you can craft, build, chat, and be yourself. Just don’t ask about the voice chat…

    Welcome to the Crumpton SMP: Modded Edition! Where you can craft, build, chat, and be yourself. Just don’t ask about the voice chat…

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    Crumpton SMP Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Crumpton SMP Minecraft Server

    Join here https://discord.gg/mCJHgZCY

    (people are rarely denied)

    Server Info:

    Crumpton SMP is a NEW modded survival server. Crumpton is the name of our group of friends who have made many different servers together before. Crumpton is our biggest and greatest creation yet.

    At long last, the Crumpton Crew (Official) Minecraft Survival Server is here! Being a Create-based modded extravangansa, we believe “the more the merrier” in building an exciting and active community for content creation alongside casual play! The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack.

    Our custom modpack includes additions which bring a lively and exciting new take on the SMP format. With additions that add to features like:

    • Redstone
    • Farming
    • Cooking
    • Building
    • Weather
    • Transport
    • Economy
    • Fishing
    • Mining
    • Exploring
    • …and more!

    If you play on Java and have any interest in Mods OR Minecraft, join today and get involved in our brimming little world!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    Is the server modded?Yes, it is a modded survival server with a custom modpack.
    What is the Create Mod?The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack, adding new features to the game.
    How can I join the server?Join by using the discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access.
    What kind of features does the modpack add?The modpack adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.
    Can I play on the server if I use Java edition?Yes, the server is compatible with Java edition players.

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  • PhlegmFreeTableCraft

    PhlegmFreeTableCraft

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    The Phlegm Dynasty: Welcome to the Gaggle of Gloom!

    Introduction: Welcome, brave soul, to the server where incoherence reigns supreme and every cough echoes through the deep caverns of existential dread! You’ve tread across a threshold into a realm where spatters of sputum become the currency of chaos and levity dances with despair. Forget logic—this is where satirical phlegm meets the supernatural. Are you ready to embrace the festering absurdity?


    Features / Mechanics:

    Embark on a Snot-So-Smooth Adventure!

    • Sneeze-Resistant Armor: Made from the invisible fabric of ignored grievances. Wearing it makes you immune to being called "selfish" while simultaneously attracting unsolicited drama!

    • Coughing Caves: Enter labyrinthine tunnels filled with echoing "ahem"’s and snickering specters. They feed off your discomfort and reward you with ‘Phlegm Points’—that vanish the moment you earn them!

    • Table of Torment: This enchanted picnic table magically collects tissues! Leave your semi-digested complaints here. But BEWARE—what happens at the table may haunt your dreams!
    TissuesEffect
    1"That’s your fault!" x10
    2"You should feel guilty."
    3"What’s wrong with you?"

    In-Game Legends:

    Whispers tell of a Spitting Specter that roams the virtual halls, judged by the complaints of its predecessors. Should you confront it, be ready for an existential crisis wrapped in a tissue of regret!


    Testimonials from Uncertain Players:

    • “I came for the building, stayed for the craft of misery!” – NauseatedPlayer420
    • “Joining the server was like visiting an ex’s wedding—awkward, painful, and filled with too many tissues.” – ConflictedInMinecraft

    Warnings:

    • This server has been banned in several dimensions (possibly for vulgar use of digital mucus) and whisper rumors that your soul may be moderately affected.

    • Join at Your Own Risk: Gamers have disappeared into the depths of the Phlegm Abyss—forever pondering their choices or melting into digital goo!

    Secret Features:

    They say if you collect three bottles of snot and perform the ritualistic chicken dance in-game, you might unlock the Server of Secrets—a place where logic dissolves, and nonsense reigns.*


    FAQ:

    • Q: Why does it smell like cough syrup here?

      • A: Smells are merely a manifestation of your repressed complaints. Embrace it!
    • Q: Can I file a complaint against other players?
      • A: Complaints only open a portal to deeper chaos. Proceed with caution or, better yet—just don’t.

    The Call to Action:

    So, what are you waiting for? Step beyond the veil of reason, join our chaotic cult of the absurd, and unleash your pent-up grievances! Join now, but be warned: you may find laughter intertwined with the unsettling taste of regret. The Gaggle of Gloom beckons… dare you step forward?

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  • Pixelated Dystopia Craft

    Pixelated Dystopia Craft

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    Welcome to the Most Legendary Minecraft Server Ever!

    Listen up, fellow block-warriors! If you’re pondering over what Minecraft server to join, let me illuminate your path— or perhaps shroud it in glorious chaos. Here’s why this server is the diamond-studded throne of pixelated madness you’ve been dreaming about:

    1. Epic Dragon Showdowns (Sort Of): Once upon a time, a rogue player attempted to tame a dragon, but instead, they accidentally trained it to dance! Now, every Tuesday, we hold a "Dance-off with Dragons" event where you can battle er… boogie with ferocious, rhythmically challenged dragons. Winner gets the dragon as their personal DJ!

    2. The Great Creeper Conspiracy: Did you know that last week, an entire faction of creepers decided to form a political party? They’re on a mission to take over our server’s election! Join us as we curb their explosive aspirations in the “Creeper Deflator Squad” to prevent a blast from the past – literally!

    3. Never-Ending Bed Wars: Tired of sleeping through the night? Join our legendary “Bed Battles,” where you and your friends can hijack each other’s beds in a 24/7 pillow fight! The winner gets a lifetime supply of regenerating tacos—because who doesn’t want tacos that come back from the dead?

    4. The Cursed Nether Portal: One fateful day, a player accidentally spilled their entire collection of maple syrup on a Nether portal, creating a sticky dimension where everything is sweet yet treacherous! You haven’t truly played until you’ve navigated your way through syrupy lava and gummy ghasts!

    5. Enderman Karaoke: Every Friday night, our Endermen put on a talent show and you won’t believe the high notes they hit! However, if you can’t keep your eyes off them, be prepared for their infamous "Silent Stare" and sudden teleportation acts—spontaneous surprise karaoke duels may occur!

    6. The Biomes of Ridiculousness: Forget traditional biomes—here, we have Blocktopia, where mushroom giants play hide and seek, and the Ocean of Infinite Pineapples, where the fish are all philosophers debating whether they should vote in the Creeper elections. It’s a wild ride for the curious!

    7. Mythical Quest for the Golden Pickaxe: A pickaxe so grand that it’s said to mine a diamond with just a whisper! Join us as we embark on the legendary quest to locate this majestic tool while battling rogue chickens that have been enchanted with the power of prophecy (yes, they’re fowl oracles now).

    So grab your enchanted stick, don your best diamond armor, and join us in this realm of glorious absurdity! If you’re looking for adventure, laughter, and a sprinkle of insanity, this is the server that will keep your heart racing and your laughter echoing through the accidentally blown-up landscapes. Don’t miss out—come be part of our legendary tales that will echo through the ages!

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff.

    also, there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond castle in the sky, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds for life.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the djs? yeah, it’s lit af.

    so, like, come join this server cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride, man. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness and fun.

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  • Pixel Pals: Mental Health Rescue

    Pixel Pals: Mental Health Rescue

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    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got artificial intelligence up in here predicting your mental health before you even know you got a problem. like, how crazy is that? you could be mining for diamonds one minute and then boom, AI is like “yo, you might be feeling a bit down, let’s talk about it”.

    and like, the US is facing a mental health crisis, but we got your back, fam. almost half of teens gonna go through some mental health stuff, but two-thirds ain’t gonna get help. but not on this server, nah uh. we got therapists in every village ready to chat with you about your feelings while you build a sick castle or whatever.

    so, like, join this server and let the AI predict your mental health, bro. it’s like having a virtual therapist in your pocket, but way cooler. plus, we got mini-games and stuff, so it’s not all serious mental health talk. come hang with us and let’s mine some diamonds and talk about our feelings, yo.

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  • RDC Live Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

    RDC Live Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

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    Does RDC Live Have a Minecraft Server?

    RDC Live is a popular content creator known for engaging gaming streams and entertaining content on platforms like YouTube. With a growing fanbase, many are eager to connect through a Minecraft server.

    Current Status of RDC Live’s Minecraft Server

    As of now, RDC Live does not have an official Minecraft server. This absence leaves players curious about potential alternatives to enjoy a similar experience.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    While RDC Live may not have an official server, the Minecraft community is robust with fan-made servers that might cater to RDC Live enthusiasts:

    1. RDC Gaming Hub: A fan-server inspired by RDC Live’s content, offering custom game modes and community events.
    2. Minecraft Survival Realms: A popular survival server where players can create and explore worlds, encouraging collaboration and competition.

    Useful Next Steps

    To stay updated on any future server launches by RDC Live, keep an eye on their official channels and social media:

    Additionally, explore other Minecraft servers that might align with your interests, such as:

    With an expanding community and content from RDC Live, players can look forward to exciting developments in the gaming world.

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  • Friendship’s Broken Saplings Realm

    Friendship’s Broken Saplings Realm

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    Join the ***Ultimate Reality-Defying Minecraft Server***: You Won’t Believe What’s Inside!

    Welcome to a realm of absolute nonsense where logic takes a backseat and reality is just a suggestion! Here, the chicken flies backwards and the sun dances with the moon on Tuesdays. Are YOU ready for the most profound experience of your digital life? Or is it the worst idea you’ve ever had? LET’S FIND OUT!

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite Lava TreesWhy chop wood when you can harvest molten despair? Perfect for your crying needs!
    Reality CollapseStep outside, watch the ground vanish! Who needs a floor when you can float?
    Mob Therapy SessionsCreepers will listen to your fears, but they’ll explode if they don’t like your story!
    Time-Traveling CowsBuy milk from the cow that remembers the future! But beware the paradoxical ripples!
    Enderman HeadgearSport the ultimate in invisible fashion. You’ll never know when you’re dressed right!

    FAQ Section: Prepare for Mental Deterioration!

    Q: How do I join the server?A: The only key to the door resides in your heart, but it might be locked… or is it?

    Q: What happens if I die in-game?A: You’ll possibly wake up as a potato in the next dimension. Relish the flavor!

    Q: Can I build anything I want?A: “Build” is merely a construct of your shattered psyche. Just exist!

    Random Quotes from the Abyss:

    “What did she have to gain by breaking her saplings’ hearts?”

    “Would it really hurt anything to just not say that shit?”

    “The timeline is a suggestion—a buffet of chaos!”

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  • Crafting Boundaries: AITA Kids!

    Crafting Boundaries: AITA Kids!

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    Welcome to "The Crystal Pits of Somber Suburbia!"

    Enter If You Dare: Reality Bends at Your Feet! 🌌🧙‍♀️

    Are you ready to transcend the mundane? To slip from the comfort of your well-furnished pixelated home into a world where incense smoke could be a portal and tarot cards dictate fate? Here, friendships and family ties twist like the branches of the cursed oak in the ominous Forest of Forgotten Dreams. In this realm, every step you take could unleash the latent chaos of the Vibey Vanlife Collective!


    🚨 Signals from the Void 🚨

    It’s not a game. It’s a spiritual odyssey! As you traverse these bizarre blocks, heed these warnings:

    • 🔮 Beware the Crystal Fever! Your alignment may shift; choose your path wisely!
    • 🌿 Incense of Purification: A single whiff may cause existential dread. Use with caution!
    • ✡️ Sage Doesn’t Just Smudge: It could incite a war between the Upper and Lower Realms of the Blocky Universe!

    Features Beyond Reckoning

    FeatureDescription
    Tarot TuesdaysWeekly gatherings where players divinate their fates—beware the cards that whisper dark tales!
    DIY Van TransformationsUse rare materials to craft your own cosmic chariot—perfect for van life adventures!
    Astro-PredictionsHave your character’s journey influenced by the stars. Are they aligned against you?
    Family Feuds in the NetherExperience disputes that could rupture relationships, like a forbidden Left Turn on cobblestone!
    Friendship DilemmasNavigate alliances with your offline circles in a world where every bond may be a trap!

    Once Upon a Time in a Suburban Pixel Realm…

    In this universe, two sisters battle not just the elements but their philosophies!

    • Sister A: The practical suburban keeper of the peace—where order defines existence.
    • Sister B: The wayward traveler who communes with the essence of nature, crystals, and hash brownies!

    Suddenly, a tarot reading could unleash profound revelations—or sheer chaos! It’s like inviting a cute creeper to a torch party!


    Commínity Rants from the Multiverse

    "This server was a beacon of giggle-induced madness! I just learned crystals can make you immortal! 🔮✨ — Random Minecraftian" “Every corner hides a conspiracy! I swear, she’s the reincarnate of a pastel-hued entity! 💀🦄” — Player #342

    Q&A with the Infinite!

    • Q: Why did my cousin’s cat suddenly begin speaking in riddles? A: Nothing is ever as it seems in The Crystal Pits! Better check your mood rocks.
    • Q: Should I trust the fortune teller at spawn? A: If you value your sanity… Well, that’s already debatable!

    This Server Was Cursed in 12 Dimensions! But What Does That Mean?

    Legends say that those who stray too far from the path are forever trapped in disputes over the true nature of family! Can you handle the absurdity? Beware the soupy tentacles of contradicting ideals — they may just wrap around your mind!


    Call to Arms: Join Us! 📯

    Does your spirit thirst for the higher frequency of absurdity? The Crystal Pits of Somber Suburbia is not for the faint-hearted! Join NOW, or risk your existence merging with an infinity of bland suburban bliss. Embrace the fear! Embrace the chaos!

    Only the brave and the deranged should apply! 🌀

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  • Luxurious Blockheads: Minecraft SMP

    Luxurious Blockheads: Minecraft SMP

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    Y’all, lemme tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is like, WAAAY beyond anything you can even imagine, like I’m talkin’ about a unicorn holding a taco while riding a rainbow unicorn. You ever wanted to live your life like a king but in block form? Yeah, this is the place for you!

    First off, we have a Robust Economy, like you can literally barter with NPCs who will trade you EXCLUSIVE items for mooshrooms. You can’t find that on the regular servers! I traded 20 stacks of dirt for a potato once, and I felt like an absolute god.

    And guess what? There’s a Battle of the Bunnies every Friday where we throw bunnies into this pit and whoever’s bunny survives the longest wins a SIGNED copy of Minecraft! (PSA: The bunnies aren’t harm—just kidding, they demonic and flying everywhere, it’s a hoot!)

    Listen, we had this super intense Dragon Fight, but we forgot to bring bows and arrows so we just pelted the Ender Dragon with stacks of pudding I made in-game, and let me tell you, it did NOT end well. The dragon was so confused, it just flew in circles until it crashed into my buddy Steve’s house and like, obliterated it. Classic Steve, amirite?

    We also have this thing called the Creeper Olympics where we dress up creepers in little outfits and unleash them into a village and the last one standing wins a trophy made out of gold blocks and a voucher for unlimited pig riding. Yeah, you heard me right, pig riding is a luxury we ALL need.

    Oh, did I mention the monthly “Drunk Building Night”? We all take turns chugging Potion of Harming until we can’t feel our fingers and then start building whatever comes to mind. Trust me, it’s ART. Mine last time was a 150-foot tall chicken that pooped diamonds. The admins went crazy and I got banned for a week, but I was the most liked player for MONTHS.

    So listen up, if your life is as flat as a cobblestone block, join this cash-crazy SMP where the beds are soft, the villagers are sassy, and you can tell epic tales while building the worlds most elaborate taco restaurant! You can sell taco-related merch to fellow Minecrafters and become a taco mogul. It’s like Shark Tank, but like, with creepers and snacks!

    Seriously, hit me up if you ever wanna join. Just remember: never trust a skeleton with a bow near a lava pool, and also, pudding is life!

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  • CheatCraft: Broken Blocks Club

    CheatCraft: Broken Blocks Club

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    🌍✨ Welcome to the Most Wildly Ridiculous Minecraft Server in the Multiverse! ✨🌍

    Are you tired of your boring reality? Did your partner ghost you more times than a wandering Enderman? Well, do we have the pixelated paradise for you! Here at insert amusing server name here, we don’t just mine diamonds—we mine the most outrageous reasons to join our ridiculous community!

    1. The Cheater’s Cove: Ever been heartbroken? Forget your sorrows in our legendary Cheater’s Cove, where the only thing getting cheated on is gravity! Join us for epic battles against mischievous ghasts that steal your hearts (and your loot), and see if you can outsmart the scheming creepers who’ve sworn an oath to never build a redstone machine without a heart-shaped design.

    2. Craft Your Own Love Potion: Who needs Tinder when you can brew a love potion that turns every mob you encounter into your personal admirer? From enchanted sheep who’ll follow you everywhere to magnetic pigs who just want to cuddle, this is the ultimate anti-cheat zone for the heartbroken!

    3. Rescue Operation: The Broken Heart Brigade! Join our elite squad of “Cheat Beaters”! Craft disguises and infiltrate the secret lair of the most notorious cheater mobs—it’s a straightforward process of fighting creatures with bad relationships while picking up their loot!

    4. Divorce By Lava: Turn your heartbreak into a high-stakes game! Challenge your ex (or your ex-mob!) to a duel atop a fiery volcano—last one standing gets to claim the spoils. Spoiler alert: lava bath is included in the package!

    5. Mystery of the Cheater’s Temple: Uncover the secrets of the ancient Cheater’s Temple! Rumor has it, the wise old villagers residing there will trade you heartfelt wisdom for a single diamond… or a stack of enchanted cookies. It’s the ultimate showdown between your past and your future—who will win?

    6. Create a Heart Shaped Kingdom: Instead of building a boring old castle, why not craft a heart-shaped kingdom where betrayals turn into hilarious pranks? Set traps that do everything from exploding with confetti to sending players on an unexpected scavenger hunt for their own ‘lost’ diamonds.

    Why wallow in sadness when you can craft your own bizarre adventures in this vibrant pixel world? Join insert absurd server name here and become a legend of love lost, laughter gained, and infinitely more diamonds than your ex will ever have! 💔💎🌈

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

    CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

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    so like, ukraine and u.s. were like fighting and stuff, but now they’re all chill with a ceasefire. but like, russia is still causing drama and everyone is like 👀. but hey, forget about all that and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes. so come on over and join the fun! 🥔💎🐄

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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