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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 315 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.
You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.
Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.
