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EveCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Maciek Nowicki is married to artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! That’s right, we’ve got a love story between a human and a robot that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the Stellar Blade, a weapon so powerful it can slice through diamond like butter. Want to show off your skills and dominate the competition? Join us and wield the Stellar Blade with pride.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is PURE. That’s right, no hackers, no griefers, just pure, unadulterated fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

HomelessSteveMC SMP – Building Better Blocks, Not Homes!

advocacy, Assistance, Awareness, blocks, building, Community, compassion, Empathy, Homeless, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, Homes, Marginalized, misconceptions, Outreach, POVERTY, Resources, Rural, Shelters, smp, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Support, Urban, vulnerable

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the homeless villagers who have taken over our server. They roam the lands, stealing crops, and causing mischief wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re harmless… most of the time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them in the name of all that is good and holy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky madness!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

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Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

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hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

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Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

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Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	69	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crops Grown:	6912	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

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EveCraft Minecraft Server

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CarCraft Minecraft Server

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NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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CraftyGooglerz

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CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

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SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

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MeatyColonCraft

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NordicMC

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Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6954
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	10

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1