Meet Elle, our resident love guru who is seeking the man of her dreams. She’s looking for a tall, handsome, wealthy, educated, childless man who attends church regularly and is willing to wait until marriage for sex.
But wait, there’s more! Elle is also the only single friend in her group, so you know she’s serious about finding love. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the lucky guy who meets all of Elle’s impossible standards.
Don’t miss out on the chance to date a picky princess like Elle and potentially get rejected for not being an “8 or better” in the looks department. It’s a dating experience like no other, only on our Minecraft server!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while wearing a rubber ducky helmet for extra protection. Take a shower in a waterfall made of lava and emerge with your skin glowing like a diamond block.
So why choose between a bath or a shower when you can have both on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to relax in our jacuzzi every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!
so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!
| Features |
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| Discord server with game chat integration |
| Creative world with worldedit and axiom plugins |
| OneBlock map for a unique challenge |
| New Survival seed with epic generation |
All are welcome, including LGBTQ+ individuals. The server focuses on creativity, curiosity, and community.
Play styles vary, but mutual respect and fun are key rules to follow on the server.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: To join the server, you can contact the server owner or admin for the IP address and any necessary details.
Q: Is the server modded?
A: The server is semi-vanilla, meaning it has some plugins for added features but does not significantly alter the vanilla gameplay experience.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the Discord server?
A: Yes, the Discord server has voice chat support for players who prefer to communicate that way.
Q: What is the goal of the OneBlock map?
A: The OneBlock map challenges players to see how far they can progress using only one regenerating block.
Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?
A: The main rules are to be kind and have fun while respecting others on the server.
Join dis server if you wanna experience da ultimate virtual family bond wit dem servants! You can be da best virtual parent ever and watch dem grow and thrive in dis pixelated world!
So, if you wanna be da coolest virtual parent on da block, come join dis server and show dem servants some love like they’ve never seen before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!