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Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

Anymore, best, Company, dog, expendables, Failing.., Himemori Luna, hololive, Live streaming, Minecraft, mocking, Nijisanji, nijisanjifans, Nijisanjis, Popular, streaming, Support, Talents, Top, top dog

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server out there! Forget about those other servers, this one is where the real fun is at!

So, let me tell you a little story about this server. Back in the day, nijisanji thought they were the top dogs of the Minecraft world. They were all like, “We made live streaming popular, we’re the best!” But then hololive came along and showed them who’s boss.

Hololive was nothing at first, just a small little company trying to make it in the big leagues. But they believed in their talents and gave them all the support they needed. And guess what? They became the ULTIMATE Minecraft company, leaving nijisanji in the dust.

Now, nijisanji is just a bunch of losers who see their talents as expendables. But hololive? They’re where it’s at, baby! Join this server and be a part of the WINNING team!

Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
New Chunks Explored:	637540	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

Afterlife, arrogance, atheists, BELIEF, CREEPERS, diamonds, disbelief, Disrespect, dumb, Eternity, FAITH, Hell, HOLY, ignorance, joking, judgment, love god, mean, Message, Minecraft, mocking, NOTICED, phrase, Religion, Server, skull, spirituality

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

weezercord

Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6585
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to the official Weezer minecraft server! Our goal is to provide a safe, and fun play for Weezer fans to converse, and chill!

142.44.129.145:25596

eldenport

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Eldenport offers a fun Minecraft experience, we have player warps, dungeons, rewards, advanced land claims, and offer a player based economy server.

Play our dungeons and win rewards, use your high level gear to fight through custom made dungeons to win rewards.

Create player warps and show off your builds.

make mob farms for clue scrolls and more.

Keep inventory, Fly, Scrolls, Dungeons, Player Warps, Custom Enchants, Skills, Jobs and so much more to do!

play.eldenport.com

RageStorm SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	1048
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Towns Built:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join the RageStorm SMP today! Do ‘kits when you join. Defend your self and build a team. There is /tpa . Lifesteal included

rs.mcpro.io:41515

MysticalB0x

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1734
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	146
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

A brand new amazing box server. we have grindable ranks, active staff, no p2w system, and a very diverse gameplay style. we have mob arenas, pvp arenas, mini games, but most importantly, a box, with grindable, OP gear.

MysticalB0x.minehut.gg

BurstMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

BurstMC is a newly created minecraft Hardcore server with insane features! – Grind playtime levels – Conquer the leaderboards – Build your army – Become unstoppable Join today!

play.burstmc.net

denisland

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

denisland.de survival vanilla server

fun server

1.20.1

owner active

fun

open to suggestions

denisland.de

Valewoods

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

[WIP] [Forge 1.19.2 JAVA NO VANILLA VERSION JOIN ATTEMPS]

198.244.176.11:25690

SkyCraft Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	1095
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Over several years, we built several game modes and were responsible for entertaining more than 400,000 people.

mc.skycraft.com.br

Crimson Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Crimson Anarchy is an Semi-Vanilla anarchy server, running Minecraft version 1.20.1 (though older versions can join)

The world is about 3 months old currently, and started on 1.12.2 before updating to 1.20.1 recently!

Come join and make your mark on the history of Crimson Anarchy, anything is possible!

Connect with Server IP: crimsonanarchy.org

crimsonanarchy.org

The Diamond SMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Votes:	2809
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

TheDiamondSMP.mcserver.ws:25588