mocking Minecraft Servers

Essential mocking Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyGOPvsDemoMoms

    CraftyGOPvsDemoMoms

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more laughs than a herd of pigs in a mud bath.

    We don’t discriminate against anyone, not even zombies or skeletons. So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama, look no further. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. So why did Republicans mock Hunter for drug addiction but Democrats never mocked JD Vance’s mom? Who cares when you can be building your dream castle in our server instead! Join us today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • SweaterSassCraft

    SweaterSassCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner sass? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown of fashion insults in Mandarin!

    Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, a player starts mocking your building style in Mandarin. But wait, you understand Mandarin too! You fire back with a savage comeback, leaving them speechless and running away in tears.

    But that’s not all – we also have drunk players leaving halfway through the game, leaving you to pick up the pieces (and maybe some extra loot). And who knows, you might even find a date who appreciates your sassy side, unlike that Tinder date who just couldn’t handle your epic burns.

    So come join us on the server where fashion meets insults, where language barriers are broken with sass, and where every moment is a hilarious adventure. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BoomerCraft

    BoomerCraft

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    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE FUN OF OLD PEEPS INSTEAD OF BEING MEAN TO OTHERS! WE ALL GONNA GET OLD ANYWAY SO WHY NOT LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW? COME BUILD A RETIREMENT HOME FOR YOUR PIXELATED SELF AND WATCH AS YOUR CHARACTERS GET WRINKLES AND WALK WITH CANES! IT’S A HILARIOUSLY AGING EXPERIENCE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY FOR SENIOR CITIZENS ONLY! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOUR JOINTS GET TOO STIFF TO PLAY! LOLZ!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

    Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with annoying Stacies and hypocrites in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, exploring, and battling your way through our virtual world.

    Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way. Take out your anger on creepers instead of dealing with annoying classmates. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t bully you or talk behind your back.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a slanty eyed hypocrite who will haunt you if you don’t join. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Macron’s Epic Fail Minecraft Server

    Macron’s Epic Fail Minecraft Server

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    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle between russia and macron following a wild EU election defeat. build your own kremlin and troll macron with your epic builds. join us for the ultimate showdown between world leaders in block form. who will come out on top? join now to find out and unleash your inner political mastermind. noobs and pros welcome, let’s make minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • PieThiefProbsLOL

    PieThiefProbsLOL

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    Are you tired of your significant other stealing your food and making you question your sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own food fortress to protect your precious snacks from any sneaky spouses.

    Imagine a world where you can finally enjoy a slice of pie without worrying about it mysteriously disappearing. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate food defense system.

    Don’t let your husband mock you for wanting to enjoy your own meals in peace. Join our server and show him who’s boss in the battle for food supremacy. It’s time to take back control of your snacks and build a world where your culinary creations are safe from any hungry invaders. Join now and let the food wars begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • LOLcraft Minecraft Server

    LOLcraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of getting trolled by CC on /int/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from CC’s pranks. Rumor has it that if you defeat CC in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show CC who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Tony’s Toy Torture Time Minecraft Server

    Tony’s Toy Torture Time Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of your toys disrespecting you like Tony’s do? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your toys will finally show you the respect you deserve! Our server is filled with mischievous mobs who will never dare to mock you like Tony’s toys do. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground toy rebellion led by a giant teddy bear who is tired of being treated like a plaything. Join now and show those toys who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • PepeCraft LOLz – Ribbiting Adventures Await! 🐸

    PepeCraft LOLz – Ribbiting Adventures Await! 🐸

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Pepe the frog reigns supreme! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who were obsessed with frogs and memes. Legend has it that Pepe himself blessed this server with his meme magic, making it the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Join us if you want to embark on wacky adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out with other players in epic meme wars. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground frog cult that meets every full moon to worship our amphibian overlord.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most meme-tastic Minecraft community out there. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Pepe the frog demands your loyalty and your memes!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

    Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server out there! Forget about those other servers, this one is where the real fun is at!

    So, let me tell you a little story about this server. Back in the day, nijisanji thought they were the top dogs of the Minecraft world. They were all like, “We made live streaming popular, we’re the best!” But then hololive came along and showed them who’s boss.

    Hololive was nothing at first, just a small little company trying to make it in the big leagues. But they believed in their talents and gave them all the support they needed. And guess what? They became the ULTIMATE Minecraft company, leaving nijisanji in the dust.

    Now, nijisanji is just a bunch of losers who see their talents as expendables. But hololive? They’re where it’s at, baby! Join this server and be a part of the WINNING team!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

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    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

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    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine

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    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP