GlitchCraft: London Exchange & Co.

US, London Exchange, Asia, glitches, Banking

join our epic minecraft server and experience technical glitches like never before! our server is so lit that even banks, airlines, and the london stock exchange are reporting issues because they can’t handle the madness!

imagine trying to build a house only for it to disappear into thin air, or trying to mine diamonds but ending up with a bunch of dirt instead. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

we’ve got players from all over the world experiencing these insane glitches, from the US to Asia and beyond. it’s like a global party of mayhem and confusion!

so come join us and embrace the madness. who needs a functioning server when you can have this much fun?!

CharismaCraft

public speaking, Argument, influence, rhetoric, CONVINCING

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see. We’re talking about rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn horse that will take you on a magical ride through the pixelated skies.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend among gamers. Who needs to be right when you can be the most charismatic player in the Minecraft universe? Let’s gooooooo!

G-chsh Minecraft server

Village, voice chat, FOUNTAIN, Players, Minecraft

For some reason there is a DA Simple Voice Chat Plugin. g-chsh is a Green Chesh if anything, a specific entity of the Chesh class, very destructive, and meanwhile someone needs to build a dungeon under the fountain in the village. 3 random players per night – that’s online

g-chsh.ru

Janitor’s Not-So-Secret Hideout SMP: A Vanilla World of Roleplay and Whitelisted Shenanigans

Vanilla, Worldbuilding, Roleplay, nation, Janitors

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!
While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!
Discord Info:
Joining our Discord is required. You have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules to filter out any bad folks and goons. Joining the discord is also nice for community interaction, organizing lore and events, and accessing all info and people.
Our Plugins:
Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery And others!

FAQ

1. Do I need to have experience with roleplaying to join?

No, all levels of experience are welcome! We encourage everyone to try their hand at roleplaying and worldbuilding.

2. How do I join events and participate in the server’s lore?

Events and lore participation are usually announced on our Discord server. Make sure to join and stay updated on the latest news and activities.

3. Are there specific rules for building structures in the server?

While we don’t follow a strict build theme, we do have guidelines for respectful and appropriate builds. Make sure to review the rules before constructing any structures.

4. Can I create my own nation or culture in the server?

Absolutely! We encourage players to create their own cultures, nations, and stories. This adds depth and diversity to the server’s world.

5. How can I suggest new events or ideas for the server?

You can pitch your ideas on the Discord server or reach out to the server moderators/admins. We welcome creative input from our community.

ReproCraft Minecraft Server

futuristic society, nuclear family, Server, government intervention., disease-resistant

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is NOW! Join us as we explore a world where artificial reproduction is the norm and designer DNA is all the rage.

Forget about the nuclear family, because on our server, governments raise the children and the concept of siblings is a thing of the past.

But wait, there’s more! Immortality is within reach as we delve into the digital realm and discover the algorithm for eternal life. Who needs to worry about diseases or aging when you can live forever in Minecraft?

So come on, join us on this wild ride where the future is wacky, the adventures are endless, and the possibilities are as infinite as our server’s imagination!

Trump’s Token Black Minecraft Server

employment, Black, corn bread, work, Politics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Trump would pick a cornbread-fed hillbilly over working with us black folks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of white love to go around – just ask our resident hillbilly, who’s always ready to show off his cornbread-making skills. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Trump when you’ve got us? Come on in and see for yourself!

OxySparkCraft

environmental hazard, danger, oxygen levels, explosive, Scientific theory

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF, like literally lit cuz the atmosphere be almost pure oxygen, so one little spark and BOOM the whole Earth be on fire, but don’t worry, our server be fireproof so u can still play and have a blast! Plus, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams outta their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds, like what even?! And if u find the secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual tacos cuz why the heck not?! So come join us and let’s set the world on fire, in a good way, ya know?

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under of Blocks, Koalas, and Vegemite

Player Trading, long-term world, Grief Protection, AussieSMP, Community Resources

Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. That being said we are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

If you are wanting to have a ‘pure vanilla’ experience, this server probably won’t be for you as it has some teleport commands and an economy backed by diamonds, but if you’re interested in that, then this server might be a good choice for you (and your friends!).

The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, meaning if you are in Australia or New Zealand you’ll have a low latency to the server. If you are from somewhere else in the world you are also welcome to join us, just keep in mind that your latency might be a bit higher than the rest of the people on the server and players might not be active while you are on because of timezone differences.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many other survival servers modify various game mechanics, one of the main aims of this server is to not change too much of the Vanilla mechanics such as how entities act, villagers, terrain generation etc.
A decently sized shopping area that is filled with player created shops that promotes a feeling of community and helps players easily trade between each other. Players use diamonds as currency within these shops to trade for other items/blocks.
Getting out of spawn and into new lands is easy with the use of a random teleport command which can be accessed by right-clicking the NPC at spawn or by typing /rtp. There are also various other teleports that are made available on the server so that you can quickly get back to your base or check up on what your mates are doing.
The server has a land-claiming system that uses a golden shovel. Over time you’ll gain claim blocks that can be used in whichever server you play in, and when you’re ready you can claim your chests and builds to keep them safe from other players. This is purely an optional safeguard, many players don’t claim their land as the community doesn’t appreciate griefing so players who participate in that are very quickly filtered out of the server.
The survival server consists of multiple worlds which have plenty of new 1.20 chunks in them. If you like long-term survival worlds, the AussieSMP is for you! There are no plans to do a full reset of the main worlds ever.
The server is part of a growing network, so not only are there multiple survival worlds, there is a creative server where players can build without limits or just test their redstone contraptions.
Various external community resources such as, Automated Spectator Livestreams on the weekends, a Discord where players can find out future plans for the server or chat with other players, A wiki that has information and guides on how to use features specific to AussieSMP.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits (this includes xray!)
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded or added
Please use common sense!

At the end of the day if you just wanna play some Minecraft with some friends or even by yourself, this server will be a great choice for you.

Minecraft server: /block/ – Building Block Bonanza

Maps, Daily check-in rewards, Simulators, Natlan Preview Teaser, Kirara

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. Don’t worry, they’re just here to party! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast who breathes glitter and rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and memes!

CuntHeight Minecraft Server

height humor, height discussion, height study, height survey, height stereotypes

Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!

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