2024 Best mocking news New Minecraft Servers

BirdsOfTheUrbanJungle

antibiotic resistance, antibiotic use, antibiotic-resistant bacteria, bacteria exposure, bacterial infections, bacterial transmission, bird populations, BirdsOfTheUrbanJungle, city-dwelling birds, environmental health, landfill sites, polluted rivers, Pollution, public health, study, Urban birds, urban ecology, urban environments, urban pollution, urban wildlife, wildlife conservation

come join our epic minecraft server, where the birds are not only flying, but they’re also packing some serious antibiotic-resistant bacteria! imagine battling a giant chicken boss that shoots out superbugs at you, it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a fun way.
our server is located in a post-apocalyptic city where the birds have mutated into super bacteria carriers. explore the polluted rivers and landfill sites filled with dangerous bacteria, but don’t worry, you can always build yourself a hazmat suit out of diamond blocks to protect yourself.

join us now and experience the thrill of fighting off antibiotic-resistant birds while trying to survive in a city overrun by mutated creatures. it’s like a science fiction movie, but with more crafting and less plot coherence. come on, what are you waiting for? the birds are waiting for you!

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Slow Sloths Survival – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

Adventure, Arena, Average, battle, BUILD, Claims, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Fun, Land, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peaceful, Protection, Ranks, Safeguard, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sloths, Slow, Survival, Ultimate, vibrant

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?	Version 1.20.6 and later
What features does the server offer?	Land claims, rewarding rank system, dynamic economy, dedicated PvP arena
Is the server peaceful outside of PvP arena?	Yes, we aim to keep things peaceful outside of PvP battles

MysteryCraft Server

Enigma, Enigmatic, enigmatic beliefs, enigmatic culture, enigmatic customs, enigmatic destination, enigmatic history, enigmatic land, enigmatic nation, enigmatic people, enigmatic place, enigmatic practices, enigmatic society, enigmatic traditions, Foreign, International, misunderstood country, Mysterious, MysteryCraft, perplexing, puzzling, Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the Bermuda Triangle of Minecraft – mysterious, misunderstood, and full of surprises!
Join us if you dare to explore the hidden secrets of a land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that our server is home to a tribe of talking creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

But beware, for the land is also inhabited by a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One player even claimed to have been turned into a block of cheese for a whole week!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this land, anything is possible!

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TrapMasterSteve Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a trapper in the virtual world! Have you ever lured unsuspecting players into your devious traps? Have you ever laughed maniacally as they fell for your cleverly disguised pitfalls? Well, now is your chance to shine as the ultimate trapper on our server!

But beware, for the tables may turn on you! One time, a player thought they had trapped me in a pit of lava, but little did they know I had a secret escape route hidden beneath a fake block. I emerged unscathed and proceeded to prank them back tenfold!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT), then join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just become the master trapper of the server!

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NephewRage Minecraft Server

AITAH, babysit, children, Comments.., confusion, decision, English, family, Fight, hurtful, Language, Let it go, Minecraft, nephew, NephewRage, parents, post, refusing, relationship, Server, sister, Statement

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only fights you’ll have are with creepers and zombies! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous escapades.
Looking for a place to escape from real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Leave your family feuds behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest structures and defeating the toughest mobs.

Join us and let go of any lingering grudges, just like our player who refused to babysit their nephew because of a statement made 6 years ago. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast mining for diamonds and exploring new biomes?

So come on down to our server and leave your troubles at the door. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never want to log off!

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FiancéFollyCraft

AITAH, body changes, body positivity, Communication, eating disorder, Emotional Abuse, fiancé’s comments, FiancéFollyCraft, mental health, partner support, past trauma, postpartum, Pregnancy, reacting, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, self-image, toxic relationship, weight struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life drama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from all your relationship problems!
Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!

With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.

And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!

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WeddingBellsMC SMP

advice, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Honesty, long lasting marriage, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage tips, newlyweds, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, smp, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, WeddingBellsMC

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly married to each other in-game. That’s right, we host weekly in-game weddings complete with diamond rings and cake! Join us for the most epic love story you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs marriage counseling when you have a whole server full of newlyweds to give you advice? So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

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GeneticLotteryCraft

athletes, athleticism, chance, Competition, genetic lottery, GeneticLotteryCraft, genetics, LUCK, natural ability, Performance, physical ability, Physical fitness, rules, skill, Sport, sports, sports rules, Sportsmanship, success, talent, Training

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that mining for diamonds is basically just a genetic lottery with some rules attached! Join us for a chance to strike it rich in our virtual world, where the odds are in your favor (or not, depending on your luck stat).
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a virtual genetic lottery to win rare in-game items. Who needs real-life sports when you can test your luck and skill in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of randomness, chaos, and of course, plenty of diamonds to go around. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the ultimate genetic lottery winner of our server!

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KurskCraft: No Storm Shadows!

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, embargo, Europe, foreign affairs, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, missile technology, News, Politics, restrictions, shadows, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, weapons

lol imagine if Ukraine had access to Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft! Join our server and unleash chaos like never before. Build your own Kursk offensive and dominate the competition with these insane missiles. The UK may not allow it in real life, but in our server, anything goes! Come join the madness and show off your strategic skills in ways you never thought possible. Who needs permission when you have Minecraft? Let’s goooooo!

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FridgeSpaceSaverCraft

condiment containers, condiment storage, decluttering, efficient storage, food preservation, food waste prevention, fridge organization, fridge space saver, FridgeSpaceSaverCraft, household tips, ketchup, Kitchen organization, kitchen storage, Minimalism, pickle jars, self-minimizing, space optimization, space-hoggers, sustainable living, toothpaste containers, volume reduction

join this cray cray minecraft server where ketchup bottles magically shrink as you use them, just like toothpaste tubes! it’s like living in a wacky kitchen world where the fridge is a magical place full of surprises.
imagine fighting off creepers with giant pickles or building a house out of shrinking ketchup bottles. the possibilities are endless on this server where the laws of physics are just suggestions.

come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the self-minimizing fridge items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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