New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • CraftyCollegeScam

    CraftyCollegeScam
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 475
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting scammed by college tuition fees? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate education experience! Join us and learn how to build, mine, and craft your way to success without breaking the bank. Who needs a degree when you can have a diamond sword, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground society of highly intelligent creepers who are just looking for some new players to join their ranks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to student loans forever!

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  • PeePhoneCraft

    PeePhoneCraft
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 8251
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS TEACH YOU HOW TO BUILD EPIC SAND CASTLES!

    IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME THE RICHEST MINECRAFTER IN THE WORLD, WITH A MANSION MADE ENTIRELY OF GOLD BLOCKS AND A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT FARTS RAINBOWS!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN SITTING DOWN TO PEE WHILE SCROLLING THROUGH YOUR PHONE!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MilkyWayVirusZap

    MilkyWayVirusZap
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 7291
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2206 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more infectious H5N1 influenza viruses than you can shake a stick at! but don’t worry, we’ve got heat treatment to make sure they don’t spread like wildfire.

    our scientists at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases have been working round the clock to make sure our raw milk is safe for all players.

    so come on down and join the fun! who knew a minecraft server could be so full of adventure and danger? but hey, that’s just how we roll. so grab your sword and get ready to battle those pesky viruses in the most epic way possible.

    join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • pure vanilla hard mode

    pure vanilla hard mode
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 123
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2784
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Star Shards Collected: 253
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Don’t be mean. Greifing and pvp is enabled but not advised. Play together and enjoy the game together with others. World will be possible to download in future should you wish to continue your journey alone offline :)Keep the spawn clean and welcoming to new players and don’t greif around spawn where people start buildings and communities, thanks :)Be kind. Don’t ruin others work. Disable all cheats or mods that give advantage to you for FAIR play :)Sleeping on bed will set your spawnpoint on death. If your bed is missing you will respawn back at server spawn point.Some players might be underaged and therefore keep a clean and nice tone in chat otherwise you will be muted/blacklisted on the server.

    Will try to have a community run server so all suggestions and comments are welcome. Work in progross server!!This is a fresh start world. – no cheating – no bullying – no racism – no hate speach – no spamming or advertising

    survivors.zapto.org

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  • Welcome to ZillaSMP, where you can roleplay, faction up, build kingdoms, and engage in epic naval battles while getting your brew on!

    Welcome to ZillaSMP, where you can roleplay, faction up, build kingdoms, and engage in epic naval battles while getting your brew on!
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 2558
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Star Shards Collected: 166 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

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    ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

    ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

    ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

    As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

    Features

    Different medieval faction types kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
    Feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
    Lore written through player roleplay
    Proximity-based voice chat
    RPG mob leveling system based on experience
    Tradable currency and chest shops
    Cannons
    Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
    Real tactical planning and defense building

    More Information

    To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

    How to Join

    To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

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  • PolandCraft Minecraft Server

    PolandCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 7178
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Enchantments Applied: 164
    Gods Slained: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wonders of Poland like never before. We have a special guest appearance from the one and only Polish rapper Fagata, who will be performing live concerts in-game every hour on the hour.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish potato farm, where you can harvest potatoes while dodging crazed chickens and zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Pierogi Mountain, rumored to be filled with diamonds, emeralds, and delicious dumplings.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wild and wacky world of Poland. Who knows, you might even run into Fagata himself, spitting fire bars and dropping sick beats in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • BritGirlCraft Minecraft Server

    BritGirlCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 5040
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Zombie Dances: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps and never finding your true love? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can meet the love of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cute British girl joins your game. Sparks fly as you build a virtual castle together and ride off into the sunset on virtual horses.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, Americans may have a hard time moving to the UK, but fear not, because Pakis can get in for the low, low price of £37k. That’s right, for the cost of a luxury car, you can teleport yourself into a world of adventure, friendship, and maybe even romance.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the virtual love story of a lifetime begin!

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  • FILgotBLOCKED!

    FILgotBLOCKED!
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 6317
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Towns Built: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the brilliance of all players, no matter their background or abilities! Just like my sister Claire, who is a physics and engineering prodigy with a passion for AI. If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to chat with her about the latest advancements in technology and maybe even learn a thing or two!

    But beware, if you dare to insult anyone’s intelligence on our server, you’ll face the wrath of our overprotective family members. Just like my father-in-law, who learned the hard way that you don’t mess with our smart cookies. He may think he’s the smartest person in the room, but we all know Claire takes the cake!

    So come join our server and experience the joy of learning and growing together, while also witnessing some epic family drama unfold. Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft?

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  • BlockyBadBoys: Griefers Anonymous

    BlockyBadBoys: Griefers Anonymous
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 5498
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Zombie Dances: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dimension Hops: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with griefers, hackers, and general jerks on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

    Join us on our server where the worst person you’ll ever meet is a chicken who keeps stealing all the diamonds and hiding them in his secret chicken coop. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of highly trained ninja pigs ready to take him down and retrieve your precious loot.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama you’ll find is between a chicken and some pigs, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

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  • BelarusBetrayal Minecraft Server

    BelarusBetrayal Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 6023
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 350
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

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    u kno wat else is a betrayal? not joinin dis epic minecraft server! we got more drama den a soap opera, wit alliances bein formed and betrayals happenin left and right. u can join a faction and fight for power, or u can be a lone wolf and wreak havoc on the land.

    we got custom plugins dat make ur gameplay experience so lit, u won’t wanna leave ur computer. we even got a secret underground city where u can trade rare items and plot against ur enemies.

    so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, den u can just blame it on brain damage.

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