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Marriage Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Black Pilled, Dysfunctional Dynamics, lack of desire, lack of gratitude, Lack of Hotness, Lack of Initiative, Lack of Like, lack of love, Lack of Sweetness, Marriage, Mediocre Woman, Mediocrity, Millennials View, Minecraft, mockery, Patriarchal Country, Pussy Whipped, smp, Sweet and Based, Wifejack Meme, Women’s Tendency

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of the same old marriage talk? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only commitment you have is to build epic structures and survive the creepers! No dysfunctional dynamics here, just pure blocky fun.

Forget about being pussy-whipped, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (as long as you don’t blow up your own house). Wifejack meme? More like Minecraft jack, where you can mine all day without anyone nagging you about it.

Millennials may view mediocre as sweet, but on our server, we only accept the most epic builders and adventurers. So come join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

”Minecraft SMP: 5’6 Turbo Manlet”

5’6, attraction, early checkout, Humiliation, LIFESPAN, MANLET, Minecraft, mockery, MONEY, Respect, shame, smp, social value, Turbo

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Votes:	7144	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being a 5’6 turbo manlet in real life? Do you feel like other men will never respect you and women will never be genuinely attracted to you? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is equal!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a towering giant or a tiny pixie. No one will judge you based on your height, and you’ll never have to worry about being mocked or humiliated. Plus, you’ll have the chance to make tons of virtual money and live out your wildest fantasies without any limitations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to endure shame and humiliation when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

Defeat, demoralization, election aftermath, election day, election outcome, election results, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, Minecraft, mockery, political commentary, political defeat, political humor, Political satire, Politics, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump supporters, VoteCraft, yмoлчaниe

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! Why settle for a plain old village when you can join our server and build a fortress made entirely out of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Toy Box Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Box, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, f-16, flight simulator, humor, Incompetence, international relations, military equipment, military technology, military training, Minecraft, mockery, nato, Political satire, Server, simulation, Toy, Training, Ukraine, war games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of flying your very own F-16… or at least pretending to! Just like Ukraine, we may have lost a few planes along the way, but hey, we’ve got a brand new F-16 flight simulator for you to enjoy!

Join us and witness the hilarity as players climb into their “winning” simulators, ready to take on the world… or crash and burn in spectacular fashion. Who needs real-life combat when you can have all the fun and none of the danger in our virtual world?

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next top pilot… or the next viral meme. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

Absurdity, best, current events, drumpf, election, funny, Government, humor, Incompetence, leadership, Minecraft, mockery, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social commentary, trump, united states

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	5063

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, candidates, controversial, election, funny, horse jizz, humor, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, mockery, mocking, offensive, Politics, PRETEND, satire, smp, social norms, stop calling, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, unite, weird, weirdos

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

RudeSchoolPresenterGriefer

aita, autistic, car safety, Community, culture, deaf, Disrespect, driving test, educate, Hearing, ignorance, Jerk, Language, mockery, presentation, respectful, RudeSchoolPresenterGriefer, School, sign language, smartarse

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Divine Spears Created:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we welcome all players, no matter their background or abilities! We have a special event where all players must communicate using sign language while playing – it’s a great way to learn and have fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where everyone is encouraged to be themselves. Plus, our drama teacher NPC will be there to guide you through the world with her exaggerated arm movements – don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So come on in, meet new friends, and maybe even learn a thing or two about deaf culture along the way. And remember, on our server, it’s all about having a good time and embracing diversity! See you there!

RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

complete joke, diminished status, disgrace, Disrespected, Downfall, fallen from grace, former glory, former greatness, former prestige, highly respected, jokes, Laughingstock, lost credibility, mockery, no longer admired, now ridiculed, once revered, outdated ideals, public perception, reputation, RespectCraft, tarnished image

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

MooCraft: Where Cows Rule and ‘Cattle Die’ is Just a Game!

cattle, cattle die, Cows, death, Die, Eternity, Game, IMMORTALITY, kinsmen die, Legacy, Life, mockery, moocraft, mortality, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, reputation, rule, tarnished name, Words

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6578	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and swim in lava without getting burned (don’t ask us how, it’s magic)! Our server is so wild that even the cows have learned how to breakdance and the villagers throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen, and nothing is off-limits. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

animated, bonanza, cartoon, Character, childish, comedy, Disney, Entertainment, funny, goofy, Goofys, humor, LAUGH, meets, Mischief, mockery, playful, prankster, robocraft, Robots, silly, Survival, Taunting, teasing, trolling, Virgin

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	5630	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

CreeperCarnage

anxiety, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, CreeperCarnage, emotional scars, fear, Healing Process, mental health, mental resilience, Nightmares, overcoming trauma, past experiences, ptsd, self-care, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions, Trauma, traumatic events, traumatic memories, triggers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	New Chunks Explored:	245665
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4910	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, we have a strict no digging straight down policy to prevent any more traumatic incidents like that. Join us and never fear the wrath of the lava gods again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron beak. Will you be able to navigate their treacherous maze of feathers and eggs to claim your rightful place as their chicken overlord?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

PatriotCraft & NASAMSCraft Minecraft Server

$2.2 Billion, arms sales, Defense, Defense Contracts, eastern europe, foreign policy, interceptors, international relations, Military, military aid, Minecraft, missile defense, NASAMS, NASAMSCraft, national security, Patriot, PatriotCraft, Purchase, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	48	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

lol u know what’s better than buying interceptors for Ukraine? joining our epic Minecraft server! we got more action than a war zone, more fun than a missile launch, and more explosions than a fireworks show!

join us and build your own base to protect against creepers and griefers, team up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon, and explore our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure and danger.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles or enemy attacks. so why spend $2.2 billion on interceptors when you can spend $0 and have a blast on our server? join now and let the madness begin!

GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France

88-year-old, anti-semitism, assault, Attack, Beatdown, Beaten, dirty Jew, discrimination, Elderly, Europe, France, grandmother, GrannyCraft, hate crime, intolerance, Israeli, Jewish, MK, Paris, racism, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!

CraftyJuly4th

4th july, american culture, american history, American holidays, celebration, colonial history, CraftyJuly4th, date format, Declaration of Independence, fireworks, founding fathers, historical significance, independence day, July 4th, national holiday, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, summer holiday, Traditions, united states

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we be building the craziest shiz ever like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano.

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.

plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.

so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!

NeuroWordCrafters

brain activity, brain map, cognition, Cognitive science, Communication, discovery, encode, individual brain cells, Language, linguistic essence, Meaning, neurology, neurons, neuroscience, NeuroWordCrafters, research, scientists, semantics, study, ultra-detailed, Words

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Animals Bred:	83	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where our players are as smart as the neurons in your brain map! we have neurons that encode the meaning of words, just like in that fancy science article! imagine typing “diamonds” and actually getting diamonds in game because our brainy players make it happen!

our players are so linguistically advanced that they can communicate solely through brain waves, no need for pesky chat boxes here! join us and experience the ultimate linguistic adventure as you navigate through a world where words have power and meaning like never before!

so why wait? join now and be a part of our neuron-filled community where intelligence and creativity collide in the most epic minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Mods, Coffee, and Drama: AllTheMods9 – Now with extra whitelisting fun for ages 15+

AGES, Allthemods9, application, coffee, Community, Connect, curseforge launcher, Discord, discord server, Drama, EXTRA, Fun, getting started, ip address, Join, member, Modded, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Play, small server, Survival, Version, Whitelist, Whitelisting

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5768	Dragon Eggs Found:	5695
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Votes:	3822	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Modpack	All The Mods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us:

We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us:

First join our discord and then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, first join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to our whitelist. Then, download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher and use the IP address provided to connect to the server.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining the server.

3. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server. Just make sure they follow the same steps to join as outlined above.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Be sure to respect other players and follow the rules regarding PvP interactions.

GermansGoneWild Minecraft Server

autistic, Cinema, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, film, funny, Germans, GermansGoneWild, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, neurodiversity, Political Correctness, satire, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Have you ever watched a movie and thought, “Wow, those Germans must be collectively autistic”? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and unpredictable as that statement, then look no further!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and explore a secret underwater city filled with talking dolphins. But be warned, the villagers here have a strange obsession with building giant statues of potatoes and dancing to dubstep music.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in a hot air balloon made entirely out of cheese?

Come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

adult game, bold, challenge, Daring, extra roll, Friends, Friends With Benefits, Fun, game night, guessing game, Interaction, INTIMATE, IRL, Minecraft, Party, ROLL ‘EM, RollCraft, Secrets, Server, Sluts, Social, Wild

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crops Grown:	6581	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy – it’s that magical!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Celibacy, Contacting, cousin, DATING, Disappointment, Friend, Happy, Holycraft, INFORMATION, mad, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, premarital sex, pursue, pursue romantically, relationship, Religion, Server, texted, think carefully, thwarted

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild story.

Imagine building your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships and moral dilemmas. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you spill the tea or keep the secrets? The choice is yours on our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a gameplay experience like no other. Just remember, in this server, anything can happen – even your cousin dating your best friend!

Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?