mockery – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Marriage Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Black Pilled, Dysfunctional Dynamics, lack of desire, lack of gratitude, Lack of Hotness, Lack of Initiative, Lack of Like, lack of love, Lack of Sweetness, Marriage, Mediocre Woman, Mediocrity, Millennials View, Minecraft, mockery, Patriarchal Country, Pussy Whipped, smp, Sweet and Based, Wifejack Meme, Women’s Tendency

Are you tired of the same old marriage talk? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only commitment you have is to build epic structures and survive the creepers! No dysfunctional dynamics here, just pure blocky fun.

Forget about being pussy-whipped, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (as long as you don’t blow up your own house). Wifejack meme? More like Minecraft jack, where you can mine all day without anyone nagging you about it.

Millennials may view mediocre as sweet, but on our server, we only accept the most epic builders and adventurers. So come join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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”Minecraft SMP: 5’6 Turbo Manlet”

5’6, attraction, early checkout, Humiliation, LIFESPAN, MANLET, Minecraft, mockery, MONEY, Respect, shame, smp, social value, Turbo

Are you tired of being a 5’6 turbo manlet in real life? Do you feel like other men will never respect you and women will never be genuinely attracted to you? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is equal!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a towering giant or a tiny pixie. No one will judge you based on your height, and you’ll never have to worry about being mocked or humiliated. Plus, you’ll have the chance to make tons of virtual money and live out your wildest fantasies without any limitations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to endure shame and humiliation when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

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VoteCraft Minecraft Server

Defeat, demoralization, election aftermath, election day, election outcome, election results, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, Minecraft, mockery, political commentary, political defeat, political humor, Political satire, Politics, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump supporters, VoteCraft, yмoлчaниe

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! Why settle for a plain old village when you can join our server and build a fortress made entirely out of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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Toy Box Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Box, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, f-16, flight simulator, humor, Incompetence, international relations, military equipment, military technology, military training, Minecraft, mockery, nato, Political satire, Server, simulation, Toy, Training, Ukraine, war games

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of flying your very own F-16… or at least pretending to! Just like Ukraine, we may have lost a few planes along the way, but hey, we’ve got a brand new F-16 flight simulator for you to enjoy!

Join us and witness the hilarity as players climb into their “winning” simulators, ready to take on the world… or crash and burn in spectacular fashion. Who needs real-life combat when you can have all the fun and none of the danger in our virtual world?

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next top pilot… or the next viral meme. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

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Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

Absurdity, best, current events, drumpf, election, funny, Government, humor, Incompetence, leadership, Minecraft, mockery, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social commentary, trump, united states

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

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Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, candidates, controversial, election, funny, horse jizz, humor, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, mockery, mocking, offensive, Politics, PRETEND, satire, smp, social norms, stop calling, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, unite, weird, weirdos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

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RudeSchoolPresenterGriefer

autistic, car safety, Community, culture, deaf, Disrespect, driving test, educate, Hearing, ignorance, Jerk, Language, mockery, presentation, respectful, RudeSchoolPresenterGriefer, School, sign language, smartarse

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we welcome all players, no matter their background or abilities! We have a special event where all players must communicate using sign language while playing – it’s a great way to learn and have fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where everyone is encouraged to be themselves. Plus, our drama teacher NPC will be there to guide you through the world with her exaggerated arm movements – don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So come on in, meet new friends, and maybe even learn a thing or two about deaf culture along the way. And remember, on our server, it’s all about having a good time and embracing diversity! See you there!

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RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

complete joke, diminished status, disgrace, Disrespected, Downfall, fallen from grace, former glory, former greatness, former prestige, highly respected, jokes, Laughingstock, lost credibility, mockery, no longer admired, now ridiculed, once revered, outdated ideals, public perception, reputation, RespectCraft, tarnished image

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

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MooCraft: Where Cows Rule and ‘Cattle Die’ is Just a Game!

cattle, cattle die, Cows, death, Die, Eternity, Game, IMMORTALITY, kinsmen die, Legacy, Life, mockery, moocraft, mortality, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, reputation, rule, tarnished name, Words

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and swim in lava without getting burned (don’t ask us how, it’s magic)! Our server is so wild that even the cows have learned how to breakdance and the villagers throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen, and nothing is off-limits. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

animated, bonanza, cartoon, Character, childish, comedy, Disney, Entertainment, funny, goofy, Goofys, humor, LAUGH, meets, Mischief, mockery, playful, prankster, robocraft, Robots, silly, Survival, Taunting, teasing, trolling, Virgin

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

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Field of Giants 1.20.5

1.20.5, big, call-hit, Castle, crops, field, giants, girth, gold chains, gorf, jeweller, Knights, long tail, outside, peculiar, senden, serf, slay, Small, smoked, Vassals, Wife

Yo, this server be like a medieval rap battle but in Minecraft, bruh. If you wanna flex on peasants with your bling bling gold chains, join us. We slay knights, steal crops, and make serfs cry. Come get smoked by the king of the castle, it’s lit AF.

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Dad’s AFK, Bro’s OP – Minecraft Wedding Server

Afk, blended family, bros, Dads, familial relationships, family approval, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, family traditions, father daughter dance, father daughter relationship, father’s absence, father’s reaction, Minecraft, Server, sibling bond, step-sibling relationship, unconventional aisle walk, unconventional wedding, Wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding decisions, wedding planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while building your dream virtual world.

Immerse yourself in the story of a bride-to-be (30 F) planning her wedding with her fiance, Matt (34 F). But wait, there’s more! Discover the shocking tale of a blended family with a father who’s a workaholic, a mother who’s a 9-5 warrior, and an older half-brother who entered their lives in the most dramatic way possible.

Experience the thrill of choosing between your father and your brother to walk you down the aisle, all while dealing with the fallout of family brunch conversations gone wrong. Will you choose tradition or follow your heart? Only on our server can you explore these outrageous scenarios and create your own wild wedding saga.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you build, craft, and navigate through family drama like a pro while planning the wedding of a lifetime? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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HappyCraft: When Was Last Time?

Contentment, emotional well being, finding happiness, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness comes from within, happiness is a choice, happiness is a journey, happiness is a state of mind, happiness journey, happiness starts from within, happiness within, HappyCraft, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, self reflection, self-care, Time

Are you tired of mining all day and night with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

We have a secret potion that will make you laugh uncontrollably for hours on end, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Our virtual reality headset will transport you to a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring, mundane life. Happiness is just a click away!

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Defecting Soldiers Minecraft Server

captured, Conflict, Defecting, Defection, desire to defect, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, Minecraft, news headline, North Korean soldiers, Politics, SECURITY, seoul, Server, soldiers, spy agency, Tension, Ukraine

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got North Korean soldiers captured in Ukraine who don’t even wanna defect like wtf bro. they just chillin, playin minecraft and buildin epic bases. come join the madness and see what other crazy stuff we got goin on. plus, we got a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks and enchanted gear. u never know what u gonna find in this wild server. so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

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KimJongCraft3000

battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, global affairs, international relations, KimJongCraft3000, Korean Peninsula, Losses, Military, Military operations, News, north korean, North Korean troops, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, War

hey u, ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, even north korean troops be playin it! dey be fightin in ukraine but takin breaks to mine sum diamonds and build epic castles. dey sufferin 3,000 casualties but still findin time to pwn some noobs in pvp. join dis server if u wanna be as badass as dem north korean troops, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!

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Cosmic Speedsters Server

accelerate particles, Breakthrough, breakthrough in understanding, collisionless shock waves, Cosmic, cosmic particle accelerators, cosmic particles, extreme speeds, particle acceleration, particle accelerators, scientific breakthrough, scientific study, scientists, Server, Speedsters, study, Understanding, Universe, Universe Exploration

OMG u guys, dis server is like a cosmic particle accelerator but in Minecraft!! We got shock waves dat make u go SUPER FAST like zoom zoom! Scientists r like “whaaat?!” cuz dey can’t believe how insane dis server is. Join now for a chance to be a part of dis mind-blowing discovery and accelerate ur Minecraft skills to extreme speeds! Don’t miss out on da cosmic fun, come join us and let’s blast off together into da unknown!

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Neban MC

emerging server, Epic key, Giveaway, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Neban MC, Server, Skyblock, Survival

Neban MC ——————————————– New emerging server focused on LifeSteal and in the future also on SkyBlock Give: Anyone entering the period from 12/25 to 01/07 will receive an Epic key within the lifesteal

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2D2K -RU ANARCHY WITHOUT PRIVATES – Minecraft server

2D2K, action, Adventures, Anarchy, Break, Buildings, Cheats, creativity, freedom, imagination, Laws, Minecraft, Players, privates, PvP, RU, rules, Server

On our anarchic server in Minecraft, there is complete freedom of action without rules, players have access to everything they can imagine. Here you can build huge buildings, fight with other players, create your own laws and participate in exciting adventures. This server offers a unique gaming experience where only your imagination and creativity are the limit!

Cheats are allowed on our server, there is no anti-cheat, do what you want, build, PVP, break.

2d2k.mclan.ru

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BEDROCK SMP

Achievements, bedrock, Chat, Community, Discord, friends tab, Ip:, Minecraft, PlaySerenyx, PORT, Prisons, Quick Join, Ranks, SCRAMBLE, Server, set home, smp, Stat tracker, Tpa, Tpr, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

SMP Features	Prison Features
Chat Ranks	Leveling System
TPR / TPA	Prestige’s
Set Home	Daily Rewards
Custom Achievements	Gangs
Stat Tracker	Personal Mines
Scramble	Upgradable Mines

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Add “PlaySerenyx” in-game then check your friends tab to join!
Q: What is the server IP and port?	A: IP: play.serenyx.net, Port: 19132, SMP Port: 19139
Q: What features are available on the SMP server?	A: Chat Ranks, TPR / TPA, Set Home, Custom Achievements, Stat Tracker, Scramble, and more.
Q: What features will be available on the Prison server?	A: Leveling System, Prestige’s, Daily Rewards, Gangs, Personal Mines, Upgradable Mines, Crates, and more.
Q: How can I get more information or join the Discord server?	A: Join our Discord Server at discord.gg/Z7Qv7VsDjc

Mystic Dragon Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Calm, Dragon Ball characters, Dragon Ball community, dragon ball creator, Dragon Ball fans, Dragon Ball franchise, dragon ball lore, Dragon Ball Series, dragon ball super, dragon ball trivia, Dragon Ball universe, dragon ball z, Dragon.., favorite character, Isles, Manga, mystic, Namekian, Piccolo, TORIYAMA, Wise

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like hanging out with Piccolo himself! I mean, if he’s Toriyama’s fave, then you know it’s gotta be lit! Imagine building with the wisdom and calmness of Piccolo, like, your creations will be on another level, man. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s basically endorsed by the creator’s fave character? It’s like being part of the Dragon Ball Z universe, but in block form. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and channel your inner Namekian!

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