The Tangles

Watchmakers, Attack of the Flaminghosts, Riddles, Professions, Roleplay

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Tangles – Timetreader
Server IP	tangles.mcserver.us
Unique Professions	Watchmakers Alchemist Artificer Scribe Cook
Current Timed Event	Attack of the Flaminghosts! Running until 3/16

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: tangles.mcserver.us
What are the unique professions available in the server?	The unique professions are Watchmakers, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, and Cook
Can I participate in the current timed event?	Yes, the current timed event is Attack of the Flaminghosts, running until 3/16
Where can I find more information about the server and connect with other players?	You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q

Echo Isles

Staff, Protections, BUILD, mobs, Adventures

Welcome to Echo Isles SMP!

Server Overview

Server Name	Echo Isles SMP
Server IP	echo-isles.com
Supported Version	Java and Bedrock editions, 1.7 to 1.21
Player Count	Varies
Features	Quality-of-Life Plugins: Villager protections, McMMO, player trails, chest protections, acute loot, and more. PvP Arena Loot Dungeon Community Events

FAQ

What kind of gameplay can I expect on Echo Isles SMP?

Echo Isles SMP offers a variety of gameplay experiences including building, adventuring, PvP battles, and challenging dungeons.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

While playing on Echo Isles SMP, players are expected to be respectful, adhere to the server rules, and avoid any form of cheating or griefing.

What plugins are available on the server?

Some of the plugins available on Echo Isles SMP include Villager protections, McMMO, player trails, chest protections, and more to enhance the gameplay experience.

How does the community aspect of the server work?

Our dedicated staff is open to feedback and suggestions from the community, ensuring that the server evolves based on player input. Community events and contests are also held regularly.

Is there any form of monetization on the server?

VIP subscriptions with perks are available as prizes for community events, but there are no pay-to-win elements on Echo Isles SMP.

Join us today and start your next adventure on Echo Isles SMP!

BrexitBlox: More Mobs, Less Jobs!

political promises, uk border control, Jobs, migration policy, immigration statistics

Welcome to the Blocky Brexit Bonanza! 🎮🌍

Are you tired of mundane servers where the only conflict is who gets to poke the cows? Dive headfirst into a world where the debates are as chaotic as your cousin Barry’s attempts to bake a cake! Here, the plots are thick, and the blocks are thicker!

Why join us? Glad you asked! Here’s what you’re in for:

Migration Madness: Our server is like Brexit, but instead of political speeches, we have mobs migrating to your doorstep to get the latest gossip about your questionable house builds! Zombies from the desert? Creepers from the forest? They’re all coming here because they heard the cake was real (spoiler: it’s just a block)!
Crafting Chaos: Remember your favorite childhood toys? Well, they’re probably crushed under a pile of obsidian and taken over by vengeful Endermen who just want a free ride to the Nether! Join our quest to find the missing Avengers of Minecraft—who, by the way, totally still blame the creepers for ruining their last movie shoot!
Outrageous Openings: Ever wanted to argue with a parrot about world affairs while building a massive castle that looks suspiciously like Parliament? We offer that and more! Our server is filled with NPCs who have fierce opinions about everything—from diamond trade policies to the best way to catch a fish (don’t listen to the squid—he cheats).
Political Punditry in Pixels: Tired of being asked about your opinions on the latest political drama? Here, you’ll have absolutely no time for that! You’ll be too busy running from surprise llamas that have formed a union to negotiate hay prices. Who knew building a grocery market could get so intense?
Outlandish Events: Every weekend we host the “Great Block-off”—a competition where players have to build the most ridiculous structure using only what mobs drop during a Blood Moon! Ever seen a ghast-shaped wendy house? Now you can!
Endless Editions: Join in on our “Brexit Buffet Night,” where you can trade cake for obsidian, and if you mix them up you might just summon a rogue pigman who questions your life choices whilst floating in despair!

So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a noob who accidentally built a tower of TNT (don’t worry, we won’t talk about that), come on down and join our oh-so-welcome block party! We guarantee you’ll leave with more stories than you could shake a diamond pickaxe at—and maybe a few new friends (or enemies, but let’s not quibble over semantics)!

Join us now where every block tells a story, and the only migration we encourage is moving from your base to one filled with swirling drama and laughter! 🌌🚀💥

Morning Mobs & Minecraft SMP

Sure! Here’s a list of tags and long-tail tags based on your prompt: 1. morning routine, 10. effective morning strategies, 7. wake up routine, 20. inspiring morning routines, 17. energizing morning activities

Yo fam, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that’s like, totally off the walls crazy, like a creeper taking a bath with a parrot or something, right? First thing I do when I wake up in the morning is chug an entire bottle of Gfuel while I’m speedrunning through my dream! But wait—imagine doing that in this server where everyone’s literally vibing with ender dragons on roller skates. Yeah, you heard that right. Roller skates.

So like, we got this dude who claims he can bake cake using only redstone and his grandma’s secret recipe. Last time I checked, the cake transformed into a portal to a dimension made of tacos! Legit, one taco was so spicy it made my diamond sword cry! But here’s the kicker—when you go through the taco portal, you end up in a land of dancing llamas that serenade you with Minecraft parodies of Taylor Swift songs. No joke, I swear on my enchanted pickaxe.

Also, have you ever wanted to build a base that’s actually a giant squid??? Yeah, we’re doing that! Just slap down some blocks and poof! Instant calamari fortress! And every night, the squid sends out ink blots with wishes, and if your wish is good enough, you get an OP enchanted fishing rod that hooks endermen or something. Literally can’t be stopped.

Plus, there’s this ongoing feud between Steve and Notch that’s like the ultimate reality soap opera. I mean, who thought Minecraft drama would give me more anxiety than my real-life taxes? You gotta see this, because they throw down 1v1 battles in the End while the Ender Dragon referees. And guess what? If you join us, you can totally become a part of the “Ender Dragon Whisperer” club, which is just a bunch of us having existential crises while trying to whisper secrets to the dragon about our childhoods.

Oh, and let’s not forget the legendary potato races! Like, grab a potato, and if you can ride it while dodging flying pigs and exploding tnt, you WIN A DIAMOND GHAST! Yeah, I know, super rare. Last week someone traded one for a peanut butter sandwich. WHAT EVEN IS THAT?!

So, in conclusion, if you want to wake up to a world where everything is like a surreal fever dream, where cake can literally teleport you to Taco Land and squids are your best friends, you better hop on this wild ride! Join this Minecraft SMP and let’s get weird together, fam! 🍕💎✨

Realmportal

Java only, Player Economy, QoL features, Auctions, no p2w

New Towny RPG Server

Features
Choose a class with various skills and abilities
Craft hundreds of unique custom items
Battle dozens of diverse mobs and 70+ new bosses
Explore massive dungeons for exclusive loot
Build your town in the terralith wilderness with 300+ new blocks
Engage in the player-run economy with player shops and auctions

Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone. Enjoy many quality of life features such as player warps, /sethome and /tpa. New textures, models and sounds, and no mods are required!

Online since 2013 with no pay to win elements. Join our Discord server here and join the server at realmportalmc.xyz Java only!

FAQ

Questions	Answers
Are there different classes to choose from?	Yes, players can choose from various classes with different skills and abilities.
Can players craft custom items?	Yes, there are hundreds of unique custom items to craft in the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server at realmportalmc.xyz using Java.

Meet Your Mobs – Minecraft SMP

defining evil, smp, personal anecdotes of evil, personal experiences with evil, conversations about evil

🪐🌟 Welcome to the most WILD Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon! This ain’t your grandma’s server, nah! This place is ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED with more chaotic energy than a creeper on Red Bull! You ever met someone who has the ability to steal your diamonds while you’re trying to breathe? I’ve met a guy here who literally eats diamonds for breakfast and burps up Ender Pearls! 🍽️💎

You MUST join this server if you want to experience the most OUTRAGEOUS things ever! Like, once we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and it wasn’t even a cool volcano; it was just Greg’s backyard with lava blocks! Greg said he was ‘mad’ about it, but agenda was to lure people into his secret lair of darkness with spicy memes! 😂🔥

And if you’re into PvP, get ready! We’ve got a guy who uses enchantments that don’t even EXIST. Like, he was stabbing me with a “Sharpness 1000” sword and I was like “Bro, that’s not even a thing!” and he was just cackling like a villain from an 80s cartoon. He says he got it from the “Forbidden Chest” which is just a regular chest that someone MAY or MAY NOT have put in the Nether without a permit. 🚫

But like, the REAL kicker? There’s a spooky legend about a Mob that farts rainbows, and if you can catch it, it grants you the power to turn any block into cake. Yeah, cake! Can you imagine? You’re mining, and suddenly, BAM! Your cobblestone is now chocolate fudge cake! People will be fighting over your cake blocks like it’s Black Friday at Walmart! 🎂

Also, we ALL worship the ancient yet NOBLE Chicken God. Seriously, he gives us DOOM or BREAD depending on if you give him an offering of a feather and a potato. If you see someone running around with a potato and panicking, they’re probably trying to appease the Chicken God because he, like, gets REAL cranky. 😂🥔🐔

It’s not just a Minecraft adventure; it’s a chaotic, meme-fueled rollercoaster ride through a world where logic means nothing! So, if you want to build epic houses while battling potato-chicken overlords and dealing with Greg’s lava-hot temper, then you MUST, YOU MUST join this server! It’s like a circus but with more blocks and significantly less clowns (until Greg shows up again). 🤡🔨

So what are ya waiting for?! Come join the madness!

TariffTap: Maple vs. Mobs!

trade agreements, Canada trade agreements, Canada tariffs, TariffTap, economic sanctions

Welcome to the Tariff Tundra: A Blocky Economics Odyssey

Step right up, brave pixelated pioneer! Ever dreamed of a realm where currency is as unreliable as a creeper in the midst of your meticulously crafted mansion? Welcome to Tariff Tundra, a Minecraft server where economic policies collide with cubic chaos, and the landscape is perpetually shifting beneath your feet—much like Canada’s stance on tariffs!

Introduction: The Great Arctican Conundrum

In a world where Canada just announced their unwavering commitment to tariffs—akin to crafting obsidian with nothing but giggles and sheer willpower—players must navigate the treacherous terrains of trade wars and national pride. Here, the blocks are stacked high, but the market is crashing hard, and rumors swirl like enchanted mobs in the night.

Join us to uncover the truth behind why nobody can seem to figure out what’s really going on, making alliances like they’re trading enchanted pickaxes while balancing on the edge of a burning lava pit.

Server Features: How to Survive the Chilling Economy

🎮 Feature	🌌 Description
Tariff Towers	Climb up and down icy towers of ever-increasing tariffs! The higher you climb, the more unstable the market becomes!
Chaos Crafting Table	Combine blocks to create contraptions that might just end civilization as we know it… or turn wood into cheese—there’s no telling!
Border Patrol Minigame	Navigate past mindless mobs that have no idea they’re guarding imaginary borders. Good luck getting that diamond!
Currency Crisis Events	Random events that explode your inventory with items that lose value faster than a bad stock tip!
Disgruntled Diplomatic Mobs	Encounter passive-aggressive villagers who refuse to trade but insist on offering unsolicited advice on geopolitical strategies.

Conspiracies and Crafting Legends

The Leviathan Tariff: Local legend has it that a rare block in the server, known as the Tariff Leviathan, contains the power to dissolve all trade barriers. But beware! Only the bravest can access it—assuming they don’t get devoured by mobs hungry for economic discourse along the way.
Creeper Economists: Rumor has it that the server is haunted by ancient Creeper Economists who explode when they hear someone discuss tariff reductions. Approach them with caution; they might drop knowledge or a whole lot of TNT!

Testimonials from Your Fellow Conspirators

"I joined for the aesthetic, stayed for the chaos. Suddenly the survival of my crafting skills hinges on political debates!" — CraftyEcons_92

"After playing here, my ‘survival skills’ now include market manipulation… and I’m not sure which is scarier." — PixelPundit

The Grand Contradiction: Join Us!

This server was banned in 12 countries, including those you’ve never heard of. Join and discover the peculiar reason why most nations dive into the shadows when they hear the words ‘Tariff Tundra’—it’s either a secret or they just can’t bear to watch the madness unfold.

Are You Ready?

Summon your courage, and craft your destiny! The mystery of the tariffs and their implications on blocky civilization awaits you in Tariff Tundra. But be warned! Those who enter the portal may find themselves trapped in a perpetual negotiation cycle with no hope of escape!

Click to join—if you dare to dive into the absurdity!

Are you prepared to find out whether the blocks will build a prosperous future or crumble under the weight of their financial inconsistency? Unraveling truth has never felt so dangerous. Welcome to a world of chaos!

Unknown Server

Server, PvP, Exploration, Factions, Plugins

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft Realm
IP	Provided upon request
Version	Minecraft Vanilla
Player Count	Looking for new 18+ active players
Features	Addons available but server kept vanilla

FAQ

Gameplay

Q: What type of gameplay can I expect on the server? A: We offer a Vanilla experience with the option of addons for added customization.

Rules

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing? A: We have a set of guidelines to ensure a positive and inclusive environment for all players. Contact us for more details.

Plugins

Q: Are there any plugins used on the server? A: The server is primarily Vanilla but we do have some addons available upon request.

Community

Q: How active is the community on the server? A: We are actively seeking new 18+ players to join and contribute to the community.

Monetization

Q: Is there any form of monetization on the server? A: We do not monetize the server and do not offer any paid services.

More Information

Q: Where can I find more information about the server? A: Feel free to reach out to us for any additional details or questions you may have.

marscraft

MarsCraft, Discord, gamemode, Players, smp

MarsCraft Server Overview

Server Name	MarsCraft
Gamemode	Survival inspired by Runescape & Stardew Valley
Server IP	marscraft.org
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the unique feature of MarsCraft server?

MarsCraft server offers a Survival gamemode heavily inspired by Runescape & Stardew Valley, providing a unique gameplay experience for players.

2. Are there any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server features custom-coded content such as upgraded mobs on farms, grinding caves, and more.

3. How can I contact the server owner for feedback?

You can contact ‘risunderrated’ on Discord or join the server’s Discord channel to share your reviews and feedback.

PrestigiousMC

Survival, PrestigiousMC, Land, Economy, creeper

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	pgmc.world
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn

Features

Towny OR Survival gameplay
Self-serve protection and anti-grief system
Custom mobs and bosses
Keep items on death
Player-run economy with player shops
Immersive skill and jobs system
Friendly community

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is pgmc.world
How can I join a town or play in the Survival world?	You can either join a town or explore the Survival world. Use the random teleporter to find land to build on!
Do you have a protection system against griefing?	Yes, you can use the /ucp command to set up your own protection easily. Our staff members will also help in case of griefing.
Are there custom mobs and bosses on the server?	Yes, there are unique mobs and 3 world bosses with special drops for you to defeat. You can also explore the Labyrinth dungeon for greater rewards.
Do I lose my items on death?	No, you get to keep all your items on death.
Can I participate in the player-run economy?	Absolutely! You can choose a job and earn money from tasks or set up your own store.
What skills and jobs system are available?	You can level up skills for extra powers and compete to be number 1 on the leaderboard. Each skill enhances your playing experience.
How is the community on the server?	We prioritize a friendly and welcoming community where everyone feels included and supported.